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Click hereHave you ever had telephone problems,
When something simple turns into "complex?"
And your problem gets so agrivating,
You feel just like someone's laid on a "Hex!"
When you try to explain to the "Phone Man,"
What your problem is with the telephone.
And no matter how you try explaining,
The repairman acts like you're "Not at home!"
A phone problem can be so frustrating,
When you're trying to explain what it is.
To someone who just doesn't give a "Damn,"
It'll cause your brain to "Crackle and Fiz!!"