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Cassandra Young has joined *MyFace.*

Cassandra changed her info page.

Cassandra added a photo and personal info.

Cassandra and *Rebecca Morris* are now mates.
Cassandra and *David Greene* are now mates.
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*Rebecca Morris* Hey!
I took your slate virginity. J
You finally joined MyFace! How are things?
2nd December at 18:44

Cassandra scrawled on Rebecca’s slate

*Sarah Young* hi sis,
love the pic. that top looks so cute on you.
2nd December at 20:04

Cassandra scrawled on Sarah’s slate

Cassandra is now playing *Potato Farmer: Irish Edition*
Cassandra grew 119 potatoes this harvest. Can you beat her?
3rd December at 11:32

Simon Randolph threw a budgie at you.

You threw a small marsupial at Simon Randolph.

*Rebecca Morris* sorry I didn’t get back so quick. Boyfriend issues.
Yeah it would be good to meet up next week, me and Pam were thinking we were gonna go to the Moondance Lounge on Tuesday, wanna join?
3rd December at 17:58

Cassandra scrawled on Rebecca’s slate.

Cassandra joined the clan *Ban cheating bastards from the World Cup*
Cassandra joined the clan *Bring back ALF!*
Cassandra joined the clan *I wanna party like its 2099*
Cassandra joined the clan *Make Lollipops not War*

*Barry Newman* hey friend.
I found out about this new way of dieting and lossed over 11lbs in just 2 weeks. Check out this amazing blog to find out more about this amazing new thing.
4th December at 03:01

Cassandra and John Masters are now mates.

*John Masters* Hi Cassandra
Thank you very much for adding me,
I hope we can become good friends,
4th December at 10:09

Cassandra scrawled on John’s Slate.

*John Masters* I’m glad to hear that.
Have a nice day.
4th December at 11:37

Simon Randolph slapped you in the face with a herring.

You bonked Simon on the head with a trombone.

Cassandra is now playing hide the mushroom cloud.
Can you find Cassandra’s ground zero on the map?

Sarah Young gave you a pressie: A fluffy sheep.

*John Masters* Good morning Cassie, (can I call you Cassie?)
How are you this morning?
5th December at 09:26

Cassandra scrawled on John’s Slate.
You gave Sarah a pressie: A cuddly toy camel.

*John Masters* No Problem I understand completely Cassandra J
Btw, would you mind joining my clan? It helps me keep track of my friends more easily.
5th December at 09:48

Cassandra scrawled on John’s Slate.
Cassandra joined the clan Legion of Master John.

*John Masters* thank you Cassie
Now we can get to know each other much better.
Please feel free to take a long deep look all around the clan homepage.
5th December at 10:41

*Rebecca Morris* Are you sure about this guy Cassandra?
He seems a bit creepy to me and I know how easily you can be drawn in by crap like this.
5th December at 10:49

*John Masters* Don’t listen to that silly Rebecca girl, Cassie dear.
She’s jealous of our friendship.
She doesn’t want you to be happy like I do.
You want to be happy don’t you Cassie?
5th December at 10:53

Cassandra scrawled on John’s Slate.
Cassandra scrawled on Rebecca’s Slate.

Cassandra and Rebecca Morris are no longer mates.
Cassandra has changed her name to Cassie.

*Master John* Thank you Cassie,
Now she cannot get between us anymore.
5th December at 11:51

*Master John* Btw you need to update your profile picture,
The current one is in poor taste,
People should leave your slate with a smile on their face.
Also check the message board of my clan, there are a few more clans I think you would enjoy there.
5th December at 11:54

Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate.

Cassie joined the clan *Slaves of the MyFace Masters.*
Cassie joined the clan *Property of Master John.*
Cassie joined the clan *I love my collar.*
Cassie joined the clan *Oh to be size double D.*
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*Andrew Saunders* Whoa!
those are some far out clans you are joining girl.
Never knew you had it in you.
5th December at 18:11

Cassie scrawled on Andrew’s Slate.

Cassie changed her profile picture.

*Master John* Much better Cassie
I think the new pic encompasses who you are much better than before.
It’s a wonderful peak into the marvellous creature you are to become.
6th December at 09:31

*Colin Flounderbottom* Holy Haddock on a stick that is some profile pic.
The collar is one thing but I never realised it was okay to show photos of… there on this site. Great rack also!!!
6th December at 10:04

Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate.
Cassie scrawled on Colin’s Slate.

*Victor Stevens* great pic!!!
I never knew you had such a nice body under all those layers you always wear, your tits seem bigger when they aren’t covered up and is that a piercing I see down there?
6th December at 10:27

*Sarah Young* Cassandra!!
What the hell has happened to you?
What possessed you to use such a photo for your profile and join all those sick groups.
You need to stop this now.
Also Colin, Victor, stop perving at my sister you sick freaks.
6th December at 12:11

Cassie scrawled on Sarah’s Slate
Cassie scrawled on Victor’s Slate
Cassie scrawled on Colin’s Slate

Cassie and Sarah are no longer mates.

*Colin Flounderbottom* really?!
Of course, I’m up for it if Victor is.
6th December at 14:44

*Victor Stevens* Hell Yeah!
I’ve waited all my life for an invitation like that.
I can’t wait to get my hands on the 3d version of that pic!
6th December at 15:51

*Master John* did you have fun last night Cassie?
I wanted to give you the chance to try your new body out for a bit before joining my clan permanently.
I hope you took plenty of pictures for you profile.
7th December at 08:55

*Colin Flounderbottom* last night was awesome thanks.
You are just insatiable, we must do that again sometime. ;)
7th December at 10:13

Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate
Cassie scrawled on Colin’s Slate

Cassie changed her profile picture
Cassie opened new gallery Me, Colin and Victor
Cassie added 117 new photos to the gallery Me Colin and Victor

*Victor Stevens* wow girl, just wow.
Btw the way in your profile pic the heads are cut off. I forget whether I am the one by the head or the one grabbing the ass in that pic.
And your tits seemed even bigger in real life,
7th December at 11:42

Cassie scrawled on Victor’s Slate

Simon Randolph covered you in custard.

Cassie and Simon are no longer friends.

*Master John* I am so proud of you Cassie.
Those pictures are some of the best I have seen from any of my girls. You may even be my best work yet.
I think I may actually give you more free time in the open to spread your wings and create more lovely pics for your master.
8th December at 08:39

*Master John* Oh and I think we need a new name for you.
Cassie is too clean and innocent, not suitable for a naughty girl like you.
From now on you can be Slavecunt Cassie.
Yes, that sounds much more suitable.
8th December at 08:46

Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate

Cassie changed her name to *Slavecunt Cassie*.

Slavecunt Cassie founded the clan *Waiting List to Fuck Slavecunt Cassie.*

Slavecunt Cassie and Mitch Wilson are now mates
Slavecunt Cassie and Hamish Quigly are now mates
Slave cunt Cassie and Giovanni Spermola are now mates
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Waiting List to Fuck Slavecunt Cassie announced a new event: *Slavecunt Cassie’s Weekend of Fucking.*

Victor Stevens is attending event *Slavecunt Cassie’s Weekend of Fucking.*
Colin Flounderbottom is attending *Slavecunt Cassie’s Weekend of Fucking.*
Vanessa Snedley is attending *Slavecunt Cassie’s Weekend of Fucking.*
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-----------------------------------4 weeks later-----------------------------------------

Slavecunt Cassie is *pregnant*

*Master John* Congratulations Slavecunt
Now your titties will grow even bigger and all those guys and girls in your clan will have even more to grab hold of. I can’t wait to see the pics from last night’s event.
5th January at 09:17

Slavecunt Cassie opened new gallery *Slavecunt Cassie’s Weekend of Fucking IV*
Slavecunt Cassie added 346 new pictures to gallery Slavecunt Cassie’s Weekend of Fucking IV

Slavecunt Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate

*Master John* we will meet soon Cassiecunt
Trust me I have been thinking of little other than our first meeting, especially after that latest gallery.
I am so proud of you and how much you have grown since we became mates.
5th January at 11:10

Slavecunt Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate

*Master John* Okay if you really insist,
But you have to understand you cannot run your clan anymore.
Once we meet you will be mine and must say and do exactly what you are told.
Are you ready to do that Slavecunt?
5th January at 14:11

Slavecunt Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate

*Master John* good,
In that case our time on this site is through.
May our real life time together begin…
5th January at 14:49

Slavecunt Cassie scrawled on John’s Slate

Slavecunt Cassie disbanded the clan *Waiting List to Fuck Slavecunt Cassie.*

Slavecunt Cassie requested her slate be wiped clean.

Master John pushed you into a pot of mashed potato.

The End.

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