It is a ritual that everyone does,
But nobody speaks of.
So many names for the very same place
Lavatory, bathroom, or outhouse if that be the case.
It gives you time to think or read,
While doing this completely natural deed.
When on an island or in the wilderness,
Heed these words and do no less.
Be wary of the leaves of three,
Or a rash on your bottom there will be.
People say going anywhere you want is dirty, this is true,
But it is better on the outside then the inside of your shoe.
Whether you sit, squat or stand, there is no shame,
Because everyone does it and the results are the same.