the syndrome

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lawrobbur
lawrobbur
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i didn't get it from jerking off guys
i got it from always rubbing my clit
i was diagnosed with carpel tunnel syndrome
i couldn't believe it
**
my hand and wrist were always hurting
but that didn't keep me from masturbating
i had no idea
a medical problem i was creating
**
i was always watching porn
and stroking my tender clit
while stuffing all kinds of things up my cunt
anything that would fit
**
orgasm after orgasm
masturbating hour after hour
sometimes not stopping to eat
or even take a shower
**
sometimes i'd pull out a diry magazine
and masturbate to a sexy girl
i'd be fingering my moist pussy
and massaging my stiff pearl
**
carpel tunnels' not gonna be my only problem
do you masturbate as much as me
if i keep this up
i'll need a clit-ectomy
**
but i just get so horny
so hot and turned on
i've been known to masturbate
from dusk to dawn
**
if you can relate
please let me know
well my clit is calling
so i've got to go

lawrobbur
lawrobbur
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2 Comments
AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Gotta Go

Lisa's clit is calling and she's gotta go.

My balls are aching and I gotta blow.

This gal lawrobbur is the worlds greatest builder. She builds erections all over the world

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
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OK. You made me laugh in spite of myself (I'm not real good with this erotic poetry stuff). Carpal tunnel syndrome! Who woulda thunk? It would have been a 5 in my book if you cut it in half, which I think you could have done.

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