There was, Part 1!

There was a shy feller named Scooter,
And he had an explosive tooter!
His face turned beet red, when one day instead,
Of tooting his tooter just pootered!

There was a young girl named Jimmy,
She knew what to do for a shimmy!
She'd shake her sweet ass, and someone would gasp,
And then holler out loud, "Hey gim-me!"

There was a feller called Jim the Clown,
Who has the nastiest thing in town!
Cause his ""Special Spot," was deep in a pot,
And that's how his thing got stained all brown!

There was a man who was named Pete Rose,
Who's honker was as long as a hose!
When he gave a blow, his bugle would go,
His nose would run like Niagra flows!

There was an old fool called "Tangle Eye,"
Who was no good at the game "I Spy!"
The reason for this, his eyes always missed,
He just couldn't look straight though he tried!

There was a sweet thing called Wicked Eve,
Her poetry vibrantly conceived!
She said when she thought, she did what she ought,
Her poems were so good they were believed!

There was a man called "Marvin the Munch,"
He hung out with Big Al and his bunch!
Until one dark night, there was a bad fight,
And his nuts got kicked in with a crunch!!