Ultimate Truths!byUncle Pervey©
There are some things in this old world,
That can be called a "Universal Truth."
Things like "civilized communities,"
And other ways of acting called "uncouth!"
An example is the "fishermen,"
And their many efforts to catch fishes.
There's lots of times when the fish ain't there,
No matter how much the sportsmen wishes!
Now lets talk about "pretty girls,"
There's one "Ultimate Truth" that you should know.
No matter what the land or country is,
You'll always find that pretty girls there will grow!
There's one really big "Ultimate Truth,"
Where you'll always find real dedication.
You'll always find crooked politics,
Wherever there's "Higher Education!"
The most important "Ultimate Truth,"
Is the love of sex by all the people.
No matter if they're straight or they're gay,
Everyone will always find their "Steeple!!"