Unusual Weather!byUncle Pervey©
We have unusual Springtime weather,
And the wind blows fierce across the heather.
If a chicken gets caught out, there can never be a doubt,
She'll scratch all Summer without a feather!
Our Summer rainfalls are like no other,
We have to wear scuba-gear, or smother.
When our soft Summer rains pour, you can backstroke to the store,
And you need to learn to swim quick brother!
In the Autumn our hail falls in bunches,
And everyone can hear all the crunches.
It removes all the hanging leaves, and even breaks down the house eaves,
While it tenderizes wildlife lunches!
The Winter snow is cold and gets real deep,
And when we move at all, we barely creep.
It's the time for indoor plumbing, and no outhouse bare ass bumming,
It's a perfect time of year to just sleep!!