Vaginal Fisting ( a how-to )

You want to know about fisting ?
Well, a dykes the one to ask
You want your partner twisting
With a pain-and-pleasure mask

First thing you have to do
Is make your partner ready
Ensure that she's eager to
But take it slow and steady

Wash your hands extremely well
Use antiseptic cleanser
If you don't want to make her yell
Well-trimmed nails are tender.

Latex glove for safer sex
Long term partners need not
Now you give her lots of lube
Water based and use a lot.

Make sure you have lots of time
Allow no interruptions
Consenting adults is no crime
This is no time for dungeons

One finger is all you need
To get the process started
Slide it in and hold your greed
Be a lover tender-hearted.

Add a finger, maybe two
Feel what she can take
If that's her limit don't be blue
two plus one a five don't make.

Take is easy, take it slow
Add more lube if need be
Make sure she stays wet below
Make the process easy.

You may not make it all the way
But over days and weeks
She'll stretch further every day
Till she with pleasure shrieks.

Be as narrow as you can
Your fingers in a "V"
Fingers curled around your thumb
An arrow you can be.

Now your hand has made a wedge
You put the pressure on
Add more lube and stretch her wide
Your goal is nearly done

Let her tell you when to push
And when to back away
Never, ever try to rush
Or again you'll never play

Fisting can be very hard
On cunt tissue and muscle
A little pain is on the card
Do not attempt to hustle

Let her tell you when its good
And listen when its bad
Bet you didn't know you could...
Don't ever make her sad.

Now you've got to knuckle point
This is the painful bit
Add some lube around the joint
And hope your hand will fit.

When she's willing, give a push
Or ask her to bear down
Past the knuckle in a rush
And now you wear the crown.

You hand will go into a ball
That's why its called a fist
Stroke her cervix and the wall
If she's in pain, desist.

Now you're in, her cunt is full
You may begin to fuck
She may not like this: as a rule
Be guided by her look.

When at last she's had enough
Her come might shoot you free
Or if not reverse your stuff
Again a hand-wedge be.

Happily, you've done the deed
However long it took
For joy I wish you many more
It's better than a book !

Remember well this little guide
A vaginal fisting session.
Anal sex will open wide
But quite a different lesson.