Weasil Sam Gets Out!byUncle Pervey©
Weasil Sam did his time, and got turned out,
He was broke and he had to ride the bus.
He was headed down town one rainy day,
When suddenly, there was a real BIG fuss!
Weasil Sam had sidled clean to the back,
And he tried a scheme he thought was REAL neat.
The bus driver threw him out in the rain,
For trying to steal an old lady's seat!
When he got back to his feet he was shocked,
For waiting there to cuff him was the cop.
So he got another free trip down town,
And Weasil Sam thought "This has GOT to stop!"
He didn't face the same judge for this "rap,"
And for that Weasil Sam was grateful.
But he still got "Six Months" on the farm,
Poor Weasil Sam thought the cops were hateful!
Now Weasil Sam is a MORE CAREFUL man,
He gave up his "get rich schemes" and his "scams."
He's gotten wiser and enjoys life more,
Without a "Get Rich scheme" for Weasil Sam!!