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Click hereSung to the music of the same title, with females doing the chorus.
A Yankee went to London Town,
Riding his three wheeler,
He sneaked up on a pretty girl,
And he began to feel her!
"Yankee Doodle, get it up,
Yankee Doodle Dandy,
I will let you lick my clit,
It tastes just like candy!"
The Yankee dropped down to his knees,
And she raised her skirt high.
The Yankee pulled her panties down,
And shoved his face 'tween her thighs!
"Yankee Doodle, hurry up,
Yankee Doodle Dandy,
You can eat my pussy good,
And it tastes like candy!"
That Yankee ate her pussy up,
And soon he had her squealing.
He ate so good he made her cum,
Right there where he was kneeling!
"Yankee Doodle you're my man,
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
You made all my juices flow,
Now I'm feeling "randy!!"