You Just Found OutbyFedoraVixen©
You thought he was faithful and loyal.
But you found out, he's sleeping with a guy named Royal.
You thought the dresses on the bed were to remind Grandpa of Grandma when they would dance in the moonlight.
But sadly you just found out dear old Grandpa's a Transvestite.
You said your mom was always cool.
At least that's what you'd tell the kids at school.
Unfortunatly you just found out
and why you'll never understand how your mother is a man.