Not really sure why Mr Jefferies called him to begin with as he certainly had nothing to offer in her defense. Unless she was going to plead temporary insanity caused by her husbands comments. Well played by hubby and it sure will make their divorce good news for him since she won't be fighting it and certainly won't be awarded much in the aftermath of her actions. Keep writing.
What, you're supposed to be honest to a wife while she's going around cheating on you with an asshole? She left of her own free will to run over her lover without ever actually reading the report. Stupid cunt. She'll get what she deserves.
I couldn't stop laughing at the end! There's a delicate line that a writer treads when attempting to present humor in a short piece... you've nailed it well!
This is very serious. It can alter your life. An ingrown toenail is very painful and there is better than even odds it will happen again. People please stop laughing this man is in pain.
Because of the timer it takes for symptoms to develop plus the gestation period, it could be argued that his lie precipitated her actions making him culpable of attempted manslaughter.
I like I imagine several other had a good laugh when the content of the letter about the upcoming ingrown toenail exam was revealed! So refreshing from what we usually read here about unfaithful wives. 5 *'s
Again a very good story...But I think differently from @gatorhermit...Better in a wheel chair for life than dead...Like this he will suffer for the rest of his life, remembering what put him there...4*
This is nice and tight from the initial words. Since first we do not know the time span of her affair nor her thinking capacity the idea that testing time should be relevant is negated....
English
Pretty funny stuff
Not really sure why Mr Jefferies called him to begin with as he certainly had nothing to offer in her defense. Unless she was going to plead temporary insanity caused by her husbands comments. Well played by hubby and it sure will make their divorce good news for him since she won't be fighting it and certainly won't be awarded much in the aftermath of her actions. Keep writing.
Exquisite!
Simply Exquisite!
damn
i am really shocked. i actually liked this.
Fun Read***
Thanks for sharing.
Brilliant!
Must try this sometime...
Nice
What, you're supposed to be honest to a wife while she's going around cheating on you with an asshole? She left of her own free will to run over her lover without ever actually reading the report. Stupid cunt. She'll get what she deserves.
LOL!!!
I couldn't stop laughing at the end! There's a delicate line that a writer treads when attempting to present humor in a short piece... you've nailed it well!
Always Great!
Britease stories are witty and fun and just what the doctor ordered! *****
Clearly the best submission today
And they said everything had already been done in Loving Wives! Way to go, BT! Please, keep them coming!!
lol
Way to funny.... Allowing retribution on the perp by the wayward wife. genius you are SIR BT HONORED KNIGHT OF HILARIOUS BTB
Hilarious
I have always thought that cheating wives deserved to feel a little of the pain they so easily meted out.
This is not funny people
This is very serious. It can alter your life. An ingrown toenail is very painful and there is better than even odds it will happen again. People please stop laughing this man is in pain.
Britease it is always good to see your stories.
I LOVE it
when a plan comes together!
easy 5*
Impulsive
Now that's what I call an impulsive woman.
Hilarious.
Sweet
Yup. The wife jumped .......... again. 😎
One of this author's
best. I'm glad I read "deadone's" entire comment. Priceless.
Cheers Britease for a good old fashioned belly laugh :)
@ Deadone
ROFLOL
One of your better stories. 4 stars.
Because of the timer it takes for symptoms to develop plus the gestation period, it could be argued that his lie precipitated her actions making him culpable of attempted manslaughter.
Excellent
Much more entertaining then a long drawn out BTB story.
Friggin Brilliant!
Unique, fast paced, to the point, good guy wins, slight blindside, uexpected ending, best drive-by story on this site by far
Love it!
Great twist at the end.
Outstanding, old boy! LOL
I like I imagine several other had a good laugh when the content of the letter about the upcoming ingrown toenail exam was revealed! So refreshing from what we usually read here about unfaithful wives. 5 *'s
Too bad the perp is still alive...
If he was deceased, hubby would have been able to say, "Aye gov'nor, she done 'im in!"
Great twist with the health report.
Again a very good story...
Again a very good story...But I think differently from @gatorhermit...Better in a wheel chair for life than dead...Like this he will suffer for the rest of his life, remembering what put him there...4*
5 stars
short but delightfully dasterdly!
A nice break in my day
I imagine sitting with you in a pub with a pint or two would be just as entertaining.
Thanks,
rj
Admire even that the judge wasn't the Jeffries..
Terrific fun as always, worth a login on this distressed site. You are a marvelous contador Brit. 5*
Good so far
Thanks for the appreciation, and deaden, I can confirm that an ingrown toenail is indeed painful. Ouch!
Unintended Consequences?
or
Poetic Justice?
5* As ever!
Short and to the point.
Excellent
Little more can be said, just excellent
Got a kick out of it. Well done.
Very Cute!
I really liked this one!
A homerun in any ballpark
You packed a lot into a short story...a job well done.!
very petite but perfect jewel of a story, much akin to Nathalie Portman
Ditto to all previous comments giving this author mad-mega props.Full marks to a this fab, flash story ( very rare for me). *****
Clever
Nicely crafted. It developed well.
Great Work Britease
This is nice and tight from the initial words. Since first we do not know the time span of her affair nor her thinking capacity the idea that testing time should be relevant is negated....
You Sly Dog You
Alternating between wimpy submissive men and guys with a pair. You keep me off balance so. Good stuff.
Loved it
a fun read.
****
Hell yeah! BTB! Lay it on 'em, Britease. Enjoyed it, though shockingly short. Cheers!
I am shocked!
Shocked I say!
What Just Happened?
Green-something
LY-ING TO A CHEATER
who jumped to conclusion. TK U MLJ LV NV
Loved It
Simple, effective
White Lie
Loved the way Hubby got back at the cheaters. He is crippled. she is going to Jail. perfect way to get the Divorce w/o any Head Aches.
Pretty Good Tale....
A good short story with a nice twist.
ok short and sweet and I have to say that was a good one
5/5
Excellent
Nuf Said!
Nice
A little deception and subterfuge at its finest. Nice. Thanks. 5 stars.
I have read this one 3 times in 3 days. This time, BTB had 2 meanings.
Burn the Bitch! and Burn the Bastard!
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