If your mum hadn't had you assaulted with a knife as a baby, you would have had your foreskin and saved a fortune in vaseline.
What's with that barbaric American practice?
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Anonymous02/28/16
Really?
American custom? Jewish you peanut brain
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Anonymous03/01/16
Nostalgia
I was so ignorant, and being an only child in pre-internet days didn't help. I had heard guys talk about jerking off and what happened but was scared. I would lay in bed as slowly stroke my fat little pecker for hours, but when it started to tingle I stopped. My balls weren't very big, I figured, and I didn't want to waste all my semen before I got married ( so dumb).
Finally, while Art Linkletter's House Party was on TV as accompaniment, I didn't stop rubbing quick enough and I erupted while I clutched at myself while my body felt like it did that time I stuck a fork in the toaster. After that, I couldn't keep my hands away from my dick.
Nice little story, good detailed description, very frank
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Anonymous11/25/16
Circumsion isn't a Jewish invention
The ancient Egyptians were circumsising long before the Jews even existed to mark manhood and for vleanliness reasons - they did it when the guy was an adolescent. It is a common practice in America to do it even when one isn't Jewish. Most American men are circumsised, compare that to the UK where circumsision for non-religioys reasons is relatively uncommon.
English
Blame your Mum
If your mum hadn't had you assaulted with a knife as a baby, you would have had your foreskin and saved a fortune in vaseline.
What's with that barbaric American practice?
Really?
American custom? Jewish you peanut brain
Nostalgia
I was so ignorant, and being an only child in pre-internet days didn't help. I had heard guys talk about jerking off and what happened but was scared. I would lay in bed as slowly stroke my fat little pecker for hours, but when it started to tingle I stopped. My balls weren't very big, I figured, and I didn't want to waste all my semen before I got married ( so dumb).
Finally, while Art Linkletter's House Party was on TV as accompaniment, I didn't stop rubbing quick enough and I erupted while I clutched at myself while my body felt like it did that time I stuck a fork in the toaster. After that, I couldn't keep my hands away from my dick.
Thanks for the story
Unusual
Nice little story, good detailed description, very frank
Circumsion isn't a Jewish invention
The ancient Egyptians were circumsising long before the Jews even existed to mark manhood and for vleanliness reasons - they did it when the guy was an adolescent. It is a common practice in America to do it even when one isn't Jewish. Most American men are circumsised, compare that to the UK where circumsision for non-religioys reasons is relatively uncommon.
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