In Search of a Story

Great, rollicking story!

It had me in stitches! Thank you very much for a real ROFL experience -- five stars.

Tits & Ass...

...Cocks & Cunts. If you gotta be one, be a big red one!

A very funny parody of the humor & satire category. And very challenging to your competitors.in the contest.

Ella looks up from painting her toe-nails bright red

"Hey boss, I reckon we need to remind readers that this story is an entrant in the National Nude Day story competition, and we need a ton of votes to get it over the line."

Ella turns her dark eyes to the reader.

"Please dear reader, could you give us a five score?"

She paused, as if listening to a whisper. "Just for Ella?"

Refreshingly funny

This was a great concept, one of those that made me say 'wish I'd thought of it!' even as I read it I thought of what some of my 'people' would say to me. Kept coming up with "seriously, you want me to what? Go fuck yourself!"

This was a funny and original story and it needs some more votes, so come on people stop being cheap, these votes cost you nothing!

A true rarity

Very clever, very well-written, and that rarest of all rare things on the Internet-something meant to be funny that actually WAS funny! 5 well-deserved stars

Tease!

OK, I gave you 5. That passage with Ella tipped the vote - it's sexy, and the writing is great, she comes to vivid life.
LOL, you are just playing with us readers very cleverly here. Can't wait to see what you do when you are seriously writing.

Erotica with a humorous twist

Enjoyed the read. Thank you for sharing your story with us.
Brujay

Well done!

What a clever way to poke fun at Lit even as you try to win one of its competitions! With a witty and original premise, you've captured what it's like to be a writer and totally nailed a snapshot of the fickle and fabulous readers on Lit. And your descriptive skills are stellar. I loved it.

Loved it!

Funny and sexy, very well written, easily a 5*!

A little funny goes a long way.

Don't know that it did much for me erotically, but luckily I'm a sucker for meta-fiction and cute self-referential humour, so, job well done.

Cyrano

mate, if this story did anything for you erotically, anything at all, I'd be suggesting therapy. A lot of therapy.

They tell me there are some folk around here who could probably help you with that...

...just look for them in the waiting rooms.

Hilarious!