Money Can't Buy Happiness?

Damn

Are you for real with this?

no rating

Chekov's Gun

It is a slap and tickle story, which is fine. Not my normal cup of tea, but it IS fine. I spent a lot of time skipping ahead to the story which didn't involve squirting.

And I have to say, I feel a little cheated. You spent a TON of your 20 pages or so going on about how Alicia was a Sex Goddess AND was involved with his biggest competitor. The drama potential was enormous.

Then you laid the 'I'll be leaving you when the kids graduate' card on the table to raise the stakes.

So, A....B....what?

I didn't feel any pay off that didn't involve wet tissues from a story standpoint.

I am an idiot and a troll and you should ignore this. But it's how I feel and at least I did not mention cream pies or homosexuality once.

CuckQeen story

The cuckstory's antinomes are not the cuckqeen stories. The most honest solution is the divorce. The exceptions are seriouse illness or the regards of the kids.
Questions. Will Madeline be lover for after the youngest kid goes to college? Is she a sexslave? Will Madaline want to be a misstress forever???
The story's problem is same as the most cuck story I do not see the future in this story. A short time solution gives questions.

This story makes the reader think

1. The wife is afraid to be alone when the youngest goes to college. BTB authors looks to this a husband leaves the (cheating) wife after 5-10-15 years to the reconciliaton this could be a BTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. The kids say to their wedding to their friends
"She is my mother and she is my Dad's second misstress."
"And she?"
"Oh, she is Dad's fourth misstress."
The most honest solution is the divorce!

Another Out of Box Solution to Endemic Problem from imhapless

The author isn't intending this tale to be Pulitzer bait. FD45 encapsulated neatly the lost potential of dramatic possibilities left by wayside. But madcap indomibility vamping about clamping pussies is not without worth. Slapdash and Naturally Speaking Dragon voice input dictated ? Quite possibly.

But every so oft imhapless beats the infinite number of monkey chained to keyboards odds and writes a first claas story. Ignore him at your own risk.

Set Up

Interesting story, more of a fantasy than a suspenseful tale of a bad marriage. I was waiting for his wife to come out with the real reason she wasn't having sex anymore, or for her to start seeing the "surrogate" too. The end was kind of, eh? Her condition was not explained, and there was no "female viagra" thrown in for fun.

LOL!

OK, that's an interesting take on the typical LW tropes. Basically a reverse Matt M tale.

Ver-r-ry Interesting!

“My reasoning was that beauty fades over time, but love, affection, and personality don't.” – That may all be true, but it seems he’s not getting ANYTHING out of the marriage except for his children, not just(!) no sex.

The reason Emily isn’t seeking help isn’t DESPITE the fact that her mother hasn’t been helped by the various practitioners she’s been going to but BECAUSE of it!

Implausible, but fun

Nicely written. Very entertaining, some dropped threads that could have resulted in sequels. 5* from me.

Funny stuff!

While you missed out on any number of possibilities to continue this in future chapters, as it sits it's an entertaining story. And that's all that counts. I do admit that I wish you would continue this and take up some of the possibilities. Things like either woman getting pregnant, his wife finally agreeing to see a Doctor and possibly wanting to resume their sex life, finding a way to stick it to John in business or just simply his wife divorcing him and his moving on to another woman, having another family, etc. SO many possibilities. Thanks for the story. It was fun.

I liked this story

Nice fantasy and a logical ending. Nothing wrong with a small harem.

3* for being funny and different...

3* for being funny and different...Funny because almost all characters are nonsense ones: the wife, the sister, the millionaire whore (courtesan...ahahahah). When a sitcom is launched the success is based on the nonsense characters used...So, looking the story through that optic, 3*

I think there could be another chapter

Where Madeline becomes suspicious of Alicia.

Maybe they're both bi....

At least $8,000 a month!

No wonder it's the world's oldest profession.

FD45 hits the target and comment earns my respect.

Does '45' stand for .45 caliber gun? Your comment hit the bull's eye dead on.
It was not my cup of tea, either, but your feedback was refreshing to read...obviously you're an educated individual whom broadens the spectrum with honest 'light' instead of four-lettered words used by others whom comments sometimes come across as inflamatory...emotionally hot!

Very soon, I am submitting my own tale, (A Taste of Salt), and would be honored to read your comments.


TO THE AUTHOR: the whistling and zinging of mis-fired comments are what they are. Constructive feed-back hits the center of the target every time, as well as restores the quality of LW's site to higher standards that will last for generations to come.

Congrats, imh....

....your imagineering has set off a spectrum of opinions among your readers. When analyzed, that is what makes well-written fairytales so interesting. That they trigger atavistic responses in our subconscious.

I usually find great irony in stories that try to put the main characters on a higher moral ground than those they oppose while doing equal if not more morally suspect behavior. This is one if those. We don't hear much about John except that he works to provide Alicia with the lifestyle to cheat on him with. If she is so well off why be the prostitute? Self-esteem? Not a story that makes sense nor one where
I give a crap about any if the characters except the kids and what they have surrounding them they honestly have no hope if normalcy. Simply more examples of people with more money than sense.

Risking fucking your enemy's wife

But so far that went nowhere. The lover's rational of having her own money set aside is a valid reason. When women have no real means of support, they are forced to stay in a bad marriage. So she has a happy life, status at home, sex on the side, and a retirement fund. As to morality, the wealthy can afford to buy sex, and often do. The rules are different for them.

More surprising is his wife giving him her sister. While It didn't really fit, they are now into poly amory, and I think you missed a chance to call it that.
In general it was well done, but I would have liked a little more empathy and drama.

Chilley

Nice Story

Have to admit that I dropped M as a possible candidate after she pushed away when he came for counciling. I do not see why Alicia wanting a sex life as well as life as
a china doll should be condemned. She wants to be laid too and getting paid is an insurance policy against someone falling in love with her.

ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE A SPELLING PROBLEM

about how does one begin to spell Happiness by using a P. TK U MLJ LV NV

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Can't buy happiness, but can stave off the grim reaper. I don't condone infidelity, but an ice queen wife? No freakin' way! Rosie Palm and five sisters gets old as well. Gotta go against my own principles and say," I liked it!" Cheers!

Why Alicia might do what she does

If John is an asshole with the people he does business with, he's most likely the same way with his wife. Building up her own nest egg for an eventual divorce by having sex with people her husband is being a asshole with seems like an amusingly twisted revenge. Perhaps it wasn't entirely accidental that she bumped into one of her husband's competitors and her clients are a select group of well-off men who all have more reasons than just sex to be willing to pay to screw John Cavanaugh's wife...

As for Braxton, yes he is cheating on his wife, not excusing that. He should have broached the possibility of opening up their marriage before making the decision to employ Alicia's services. Especially, since it eventually turned out that Emily was ok with him getting what he needed from someone other than her.

@ sdc97230

You say:
"He should have broached the possibility of opening up their marriage before making the decision to employ Alicia's services."

When he did suggest that he take a lover she threatened to divorce him and keep his children.
It wasn't until he told her he would be getting a divorce after the children left home which would leave her alone that she decided to let him have a sex life.

What other options did he have?
Sometimes we only get to choose which one sucks the least.

Great

A fun solution to frigid pussy, love the daisy duke outfit, a photo strip tease session to follow I hope.

Thanks***

For the read.

Oh well...

I gave this a five, but it wasn't that great. Nice fantasy though.

FD45 might have gotten it if I understood his point.


Here's my take: Frigid wife leads to expensive whore leads to threat of eventual divorce leads to wife's younger sister leads to happily ever after.

Sorry I have daughters. Ain't no way one sister shares other sister's husband. Older sister either accepts the divorce or younger sister steals husband. True, sisters do love each other, but it's finders keepers if you know what I mean.

Another thought: Wife gets substitute vagina who's not a sister. Substitute vagina will eventually walk off with husband too.

Thought three: Wife sucks it up. Pays the price and learns to pretend to enjoy sex. She keeps husband, saves, marriage, and lives securely ever after. Husband still keeps high priced whore until he either gets bored or she raises the ticket price too high.

How about this (My favorite.): Before he leaves the ranch husband confronts wife with a "Hey, how about it or else." Wife faces the music. Pretends to like sex, but soon learns to enjoy the love, intimacy, and affection husband offers before and after the 'great sacrifice'. Both live happily ever after; no whores, no sisters, just two people in love.

Alas, remember sexual frigidity isn't a clinical thing. Frigidity is almost always an emotional response. We got the source here, unhappy mom has infected daughter. This is a curable malady here. Husband might be as rich as Trump, but he couldn't be as stupid.

If this were reversed

Would the story get the same reaction? If the husband were impotent and the wife came to him and told him that she needs sex or she will divorce him when the kid is out of the house, would she be a hero or a slut? Hmmm...

@javmor79

By a husband that is impotent do you mean one that has refused to seek treatment?
Or one for whom treatment has been unsuccessful?

The main sticking point is this:
She refused to seek treatment at all, would not even have herself examined to see if it was a simple problem to cure.
Possibly she feared that an exam would show no reason for not having sex.
She simply decided to stop having sex with her husband. Period.

In those states that have the option of divorce for cause refusing to have sex with your spouse for at least one year is considered "constructive abandonment" and is legal cause.
Note that this is not being unable to have sex but refusing to.
That she would not even consider seeking treatment should be proof that she was refusing to have sex by choice.

@Twocrows

I see your point. The fact that she failed to find a solution to her problem does add another element. However, I still feel that even if the husband failed to try to find a cure for his impotence, there would be a certain number of people who would want to hang the wife for cheating.

Well done!

Well written and presented.

As stated before

Wife was extra horny when pregnant. To me this seems like a hormone replacement therapy issue. She didn't inherit it from her mother, she learned it. She has effectively abandoned him in more ways than one. To offer her sister up is just so wrong on just so many levels it defies comprehension.if she wants it this way he may as well cut bait and run. He can offer her to live in the home until the kids are in college and then adios. Why have to pay for a courtesan or run rings with the sister. Let him be happy. Because what they have now is nowhere near a marriage.

THERE HAS TO BE A CONTRAST

between, rent, buy and use, TK U MLJ LV NV

Nice Story

You really used your imagination on this story. They didn't have any money worries only sex. His wife didn't want sex but wanted family. Her sister want sex and her husband could not deliver.
As far as the why's the wife wasn't cheating with anyone or anything. As far as her sisters husband the writer telling me he couldn't perform that was clear enough for me. His wife responded to him telling her of his plans for divorce after the youngest was in college by talking to her sister.
They worked a plan to satisfy the main characters lack of sex and her sister wanting sex. Problem solved everybody got what they wanted. She got her sister to help her with her husband also get the sister sex. To me there is only one situation that needs to be addressed,
Alicia, why pay when you have a ready, willing and very able person to screw only for sex not love. Alicia maybe good but pussy is like pizza, its all good just different. According the him he wouldn't be seeing Alicia if his wife was giving the greedy bastard a little now and then.
Madeleine is pretty she would have been one of his choices in a mate had he not met his wife first. I make no bones about it what they are doing is not right but, it works for them. Now Alicia may be the straw if found out could break the Camels back.