This was not worth the effort to read and probably not worth the effort to write. It started sort of mediocre and worked it's way down hill from there. The situation as described is that the wife after 20 years of faithful marriage decides to cheat and announces it before the fact and there is absolutely no real heat in his reaction. No real reaction at all. REALLY?
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Anonymous08/29/15
dump the diseased whore and move in with the two or not
as usual most women lose their brains and think with their cunts around 40 or so, seems no hormones kills brain cells
LOL I like when Hypocrit cheating wife gets a little reverse treatment.
Short story so we do not know he will divorce her.
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Anonymous08/29/15
what a crappy story
you call this a story, can a women be that stupid and do what this story says. I think not. her IQ IS 70...
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Anonymous08/29/15
Is It Just Me?
But I think my first thought would not be to screw two women who just happened to show up the night when my wife tells me she is a cheating slut. I would think I was being set up, even if I had the will power to get past the anger and grief.
So as a fictional account of a wife doing silly ass thing it works. Smooth writing, quick easy...I enjoyed it. It has surprise, pain, a mature attitude and payback. The only problem I had was, I would not have initially let her leave the house before I inflicted a lot more pain.
Throws an epic bitch because wife says she is stepping out then he does the same, on the same day? All the characters in this little tale are schizoid.
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Anonymous08/29/15
Gesus! Is ANY man THAT stupid?
So his wife tells him she's a cheating slut. And he just grabs a beer and goes to watch television? Doesn't think to maybe follow her and snap some pictures in preparation for a divorce? Pretty dumb. Then two women show up at his door, feed him a line of bullshit a 6 year old wouldn't fall for and what does he do? Naturally he falls into bed with both of them. Did it not cross his mind that after being divorced the two of them might have been fucking multiple partners? And it didn't seem he or his wife were using condoms. So whether he gets a disease from his two girlfriends or from his wife doesn't seem to matter to him. This was just a random suck and fuck without much character development and damn little thought given to any consequences. Is he really going to stay married to a slut? Is he really going to continue to fuck two other sluts? Stupidity runs amok. No stars.
Two wrongs in this story...but the interesting part was left out: What happened the next day? Did they atone their marriage? Did they divorce after 20 years? Did he got his revenge upon the wife's friend that made her took the cheating step? 1*
It seems that MFH wanted to counter a lot of 'eager cuckold' stories, so came up with a 'vengeful cuckold' counterbalancing tale! Several troubles:
stories don't 'average out;'
Hubby is STILL a cuckold - despite a delightful evening;
the 'two pre-marital fuck-buddies' visit is implausible;
and, finally, the Hubby-Sweetie repartee is painful!
Also, vanilla description of the FMF overnight; and even sparser hints about Sweetie's "Girls' Night Out!"
Coulda been better ... just not sure this theme would justify more effort!
Sure she is a trashy slut, but then he is trash too. In fact, pretty much everyone described in this story is nothing but trash. Hard to identify with shit. Harder to care about the characters.
This is a pretty funny tale. It should be in the humor category. Maybe a new category. We could call it "Stupid Fucks."
Ha
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Anonymous08/29/15
Ode to Just Plain Bob...
Funny and quick story, clueless wife get put on notice and the hubby gets a threesome...
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Anonymous08/29/15
Sugna's right
pure dee white trash. Everybody in the story. Would be embarrassed to be caught walking down the same block with any of them.
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Anonymous08/30/15
Works well as long as its not taken too seriously
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Anonymous08/30/15
Kind of dumb and juvenile.
So what was he going to do if the two lady friends had not shown up? A stupid plot illustrating the cheap shallow lives of stupid people. How interesting is that?
Naturaly Seurat's "Homecoming Call" is much better with 1 mile than this story, but to laugh once on a far non true life situation can be.......The Humor and Satire hub could be better for this story.
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Anonymous08/30/15
this is pure fantasy i refuse to beleave there are axualy people who are that stopid
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Anonymous08/30/15
It surprises me that he would not know....
....after being married to the woman for twenty years, how susceptible to bad advice and gullibly stupid she is to go to those lengths and not ever raise the question with him before acting on the notion.....until orgy night.
While the goose/gander response makes sense on one or two levels, not setting the stage for a fast divorce was just plain stupid.
She's already cuckolded him, probably shared multiple STDs with him, and he's taking on two women before getting tested?
Smart thing to do is empty her life into garbage bags, change the locks, empty the accounts and cancel the cards....then let the negotiations begin.
Then he can more easily, and with her full attention, explain how her sudden drop into rampant perfidy has caused the very foundations of her entire life to crumble to dust.....but that she is now free to fuck every man or woman on the planet.....except him.
It was kinda fun, if not taken seriously. As soon as we get far enough into it, reality invades our senses, leaving us slightly cool to the thing.....for it doesn't hold up to the slightest scrutiny.
Simply put, even the stupidest people I've known aren't that stupid.
"Skittish, Toombs, real skittish".
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Anonymous08/31/15
Not a WACC
5. Good story for a change. Liked the writing, style, etc. Hubby got his... With a lot more in the future. Two can always play the game. and naturally all the cum sucking faggot cucks didn't like it. Makes a good "loving husband" story.
Not a single character to like in this story. Not a single character about whom to care. No actual braincells were expended in the creation (if that's what it was) of this inanity.
It won't hold up to analysis. I have to admit I would not even let the pussies from the past in the door. That basically stupid, especially since his wife said Sylvia was organizing it.
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Anonymous01/12/16
Hilarious
Okay. This is only a story. Not one single thing realistic about it. It sounds like something my 10-year-old niece might write with the help of a 10-year-old boy. I laughed just like I do when my little niece is making up a story to cover a lie. I gave you 5 stars for the youthful manner in which it was written and the belly laughs it gave me. However, a steady diet of such juvenile images will result in no scores or the lowest scores I can give you. You skate on this one.
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Anonymous03/10/16
lost
what the hell? you start a story that shows promise, then quit in the middle.
She says that June, Jane and Sylvia have pictures. Where are these pictures? Has SHE actually seen them? Shouldn't he get a chance to see this "evidence" before she convicts and punishes him?
And if June and Sylvia are bad-mouthing him, why are they spending the night with him? Did Louise lie about what the said, or did they say it to get her out of the way so that they could move in on Ralph?
About the tale. This was your first, and it was fun, but it sure looks and sounds like a Just Plain Bob. I kept waiting for one of the girls to mention the Landing Strip.
I gave it a five. I had a good time. I also checked for the length first. If it had been a four pager and ended like this I would not have been as happy.
it seems as if she is going to get used to it, TK U MLJ LV NV
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Anonymous06/08/16
Why O Why
First, I definitely have a problem with beer swillin' fatheads watchin' their dipshit sports bullshit while Rome burns. But what I don't get is why on Earth he would complain about and warn his wife of him not accepting being a cuck and yet he goes off and fucks her two slut friends? He does the same fucking thing she does, but arguably worse. I don't get it.
This is supposed to be funny, right? Not.
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Anonymous08/04/16
To this last anonymous
Your comment is ridiculous. Of course what he did was not worse. According to the author she has been a cheating whore with 2 pigs for a month before her weekend orgy with who knows how many fuckwads and playing STD russian roulette.
So what if he gets a threesome. And what kind of pussy has a problem with him drinking beer and watching sports. What did you expect him to do? If he physically restrained her, he could go to jail. She flat out told him and did it. While you think you were clever with your shit and rome burning, you were really just a moron.
Only thing I didn't get was why he/she thought it was a stupid story.
Yeah, the bitch was over the top stupid and a slut. Dumber than a sack of Hillarys.
But, it was a funny read and he definitely got his at the end!
Good job Maine
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Anonymous12/12/16
He still needs to divorces the slut wife and move on.
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Anonymous12/12/16
"He still needs to divorces the slut wife and move on"
Previous anon: Divorces? He's only married to the slut. Ok typo noted.
I think divorce is a foregone conclusion if this story carried out. It was just a really funny snippet of life's mysteries. Word usage, just made it even funnier. "nincompoop" Seriously?? Haven't heard that in 50 years. LOLOL Thanks. 5 stars for the laugh.
English
Not worth the effort
This was not worth the effort to read and probably not worth the effort to write. It started sort of mediocre and worked it's way down hill from there. The situation as described is that the wife after 20 years of faithful marriage decides to cheat and announces it before the fact and there is absolutely no real heat in his reaction. No real reaction at all. REALLY?
dump the diseased whore and move in with the two or not
as usual most women lose their brains and think with their cunts around 40 or so, seems no hormones kills brain cells
Ha, Ha, Ha
LOL I like when Hypocrit cheating wife gets a little reverse treatment.
Short story so we do not know he will divorce her.
what a crappy story
you call this a story, can a women be that stupid and do what this story says. I think not. her IQ IS 70...
Is It Just Me?
But I think my first thought would not be to screw two women who just happened to show up the night when my wife tells me she is a cheating slut. I would think I was being set up, even if I had the will power to get past the anger and grief.
OK so she is a Dumb Ass
So as a fictional account of a wife doing silly ass thing it works. Smooth writing, quick easy...I enjoyed it. It has surprise, pain, a mature attitude and payback. The only problem I had was, I would not have initially let her leave the house before I inflicted a lot more pain.
**
Throws an epic bitch because wife says she is stepping out then he does the same, on the same day? All the characters in this little tale are schizoid.
Gesus! Is ANY man THAT stupid?
So his wife tells him she's a cheating slut. And he just grabs a beer and goes to watch television? Doesn't think to maybe follow her and snap some pictures in preparation for a divorce? Pretty dumb. Then two women show up at his door, feed him a line of bullshit a 6 year old wouldn't fall for and what does he do? Naturally he falls into bed with both of them. Did it not cross his mind that after being divorced the two of them might have been fucking multiple partners? And it didn't seem he or his wife were using condoms. So whether he gets a disease from his two girlfriends or from his wife doesn't seem to matter to him. This was just a random suck and fuck without much character development and damn little thought given to any consequences. Is he really going to stay married to a slut? Is he really going to continue to fuck two other sluts? Stupidity runs amok. No stars.
Two wrongs...but...
Two wrongs in this story...but the interesting part was left out: What happened the next day? Did they atone their marriage? Did they divorce after 20 years? Did he got his revenge upon the wife's friend that made her took the cheating step? 1*
Precis
It seems that MFH wanted to counter a lot of 'eager cuckold' stories, so came up with a 'vengeful cuckold' counterbalancing tale! Several troubles:
stories don't 'average out;'
Hubby is STILL a cuckold - despite a delightful evening;
the 'two pre-marital fuck-buddies' visit is implausible;
and, finally, the Hubby-Sweetie repartee is painful!
Also, vanilla description of the FMF overnight; and even sparser hints about Sweetie's "Girls' Night Out!"
Coulda been better ... just not sure this theme would justify more effort!
Trash
Sure she is a trashy slut, but then he is trash too. In fact, pretty much everyone described in this story is nothing but trash. Hard to identify with shit. Harder to care about the characters.
You Know What?
This is a pretty funny tale. It should be in the humor category. Maybe a new category. We could call it "Stupid Fucks."
Ha
Ode to Just Plain Bob...
Funny and quick story, clueless wife get put on notice and the hubby gets a threesome...
Sugna's right
pure dee white trash. Everybody in the story. Would be embarrassed to be caught walking down the same block with any of them.
Works well as long as its not taken too seriously
Kind of dumb and juvenile.
So what was he going to do if the two lady friends had not shown up? A stupid plot illustrating the cheap shallow lives of stupid people. How interesting is that?
To laugh on trash people
Naturaly Seurat's "Homecoming Call" is much better with 1 mile than this story, but to laugh once on a far non true life situation can be.......The Humor and Satire hub could be better for this story.
this is pure fantasy i refuse to beleave there are axualy people who are that stopid
It surprises me that he would not know....
....after being married to the woman for twenty years, how susceptible to bad advice and gullibly stupid she is to go to those lengths and not ever raise the question with him before acting on the notion.....until orgy night.
While the goose/gander response makes sense on one or two levels, not setting the stage for a fast divorce was just plain stupid.
She's already cuckolded him, probably shared multiple STDs with him, and he's taking on two women before getting tested?
Smart thing to do is empty her life into garbage bags, change the locks, empty the accounts and cancel the cards....then let the negotiations begin.
Then he can more easily, and with her full attention, explain how her sudden drop into rampant perfidy has caused the very foundations of her entire life to crumble to dust.....but that she is now free to fuck every man or woman on the planet.....except him.
It was kinda fun, if not taken seriously. As soon as we get far enough into it, reality invades our senses, leaving us slightly cool to the thing.....for it doesn't hold up to the slightest scrutiny.
Simply put, even the stupidest people I've known aren't that stupid.
"Skittish, Toombs, real skittish".
Not a WACC
5. Good story for a change. Liked the writing, style, etc. Hubby got his... With a lot more in the future. Two can always play the game. and naturally all the cum sucking faggot cucks didn't like it. Makes a good "loving husband" story.
why is he still married?
Is he stupid or just a little bitch?
Great Story
Revenge w/o Violence. until he gets to Peter and Willy.
YAWN
Not a single character to like in this story. Not a single character about whom to care. No actual braincells were expended in the creation (if that's what it was) of this inanity.
Bit of Fun
Fun read, don't take so seriously folks.
Thanks***
For the read.
yuuup
This was actually a fun story to read. Quite entertaining. Nice work I really did enjoy reading it. It was a bit uplifting thank you.
3*s
Humorous and entertaining ,in a youthful manner. Like my 6 year old grandson . He says the funniest things, lol.
AMerryman
Amusing fantasy
It won't hold up to analysis. I have to admit I would not even let the pussies from the past in the door. That basically stupid, especially since his wife said Sylvia was organizing it.
Hilarious
Okay. This is only a story. Not one single thing realistic about it. It sounds like something my 10-year-old niece might write with the help of a 10-year-old boy. I laughed just like I do when my little niece is making up a story to cover a lie. I gave you 5 stars for the youthful manner in which it was written and the belly laughs it gave me. However, a steady diet of such juvenile images will result in no scores or the lowest scores I can give you. You skate on this one.
lost
what the hell? you start a story that shows promise, then quit in the middle.
Cheating?
She SAYS she "knows" he cheats on his business trips, but offers up not one bit of evidence, just that EVERYONE "knows" what goes on.
If she really believed that he cheated, get some proof and divorce his ass!
Further Thoughts
She says that June, Jane and Sylvia have pictures. Where are these pictures? Has SHE actually seen them? Shouldn't he get a chance to see this "evidence" before she convicts and punishes him?
And if June and Sylvia are bad-mouthing him, why are they spending the night with him? Did Louise lie about what the said, or did they say it to get her out of the way so that they could move in on Ralph?
Gesus?
Where'd the Gesus come from?
About the tale. This was your first, and it was fun, but it sure looks and sounds like a Just Plain Bob. I kept waiting for one of the girls to mention the Landing Strip.
I gave it a five. I had a good time. I also checked for the length first. If it had been a four pager and ended like this I would not have been as happy.
Jedd Clampett
Keep writing...please!
SWEETIE-PIE CAN NOT ABIDE BY THE DOUBLE STANDARD/
it seems as if she is going to get used to it, TK U MLJ LV NV
Why O Why
First, I definitely have a problem with beer swillin' fatheads watchin' their dipshit sports bullshit while Rome burns. But what I don't get is why on Earth he would complain about and warn his wife of him not accepting being a cuck and yet he goes off and fucks her two slut friends? He does the same fucking thing she does, but arguably worse. I don't get it.
This is supposed to be funny, right? Not.
To this last anonymous
Your comment is ridiculous. Of course what he did was not worse. According to the author she has been a cheating whore with 2 pigs for a month before her weekend orgy with who knows how many fuckwads and playing STD russian roulette.
So what if he gets a threesome. And what kind of pussy has a problem with him drinking beer and watching sports. What did you expect him to do? If he physically restrained her, he could go to jail. She flat out told him and did it. While you think you were clever with your shit and rome burning, you were really just a moron.
That being said, what a stupid story.
Last anonymous has it SPOT ON
Only thing I didn't get was why he/she thought it was a stupid story.
Yeah, the bitch was over the top stupid and a slut. Dumber than a sack of Hillarys.
But, it was a funny read and he definitely got his at the end!
Good job Maine
He still needs to divorces the slut wife and move on.
"He still needs to divorces the slut wife and move on"
Previous anon: Divorces? He's only married to the slut. Ok typo noted.
I think divorce is a foregone conclusion if this story carried out. It was just a really funny snippet of life's mysteries. Word usage, just made it even funnier. "nincompoop" Seriously?? Haven't heard that in 50 years. LOLOL Thanks. 5 stars for the laugh.
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