Miracle on RR34 Ch. 01

I'll never think about Santa the same way again....

Thanks, this was amusing, strange and wonderful. Looking forward to the next chapter.

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, Biscuit Hammer! Your trolls are going to give you SO much hate! This was hysterical and wonderful and strangely erotic. I've never wanted to be fucked by Santa before, but if this is what he actually looks like, I want him in me!

Your sense of humor really shone through here. You really nailed Santa being charming but annoyingly boyish and clueless about girls' feelings. The bit about him not being able to lie and telling Ginny that her breath stunk nearly made me pee.

And the stuff about Superman and the Easter Bunny? Fucking hilarious. I also laughed that she named her lizard Oatmeal, because I know what that references. The addition of Krampus and the fight that's about to break out looks exciting!

Looking forward to more! 5 Stars!

- Cori

Lot of Fun!

I love it. Virginia should eat Santa's ass in a future chapter.

Good one!

The first story I've read here, what fun!

Damn the trolls!!! A really fun and well written story. Hope the next chapter is posted soon.

I came here to bitch about the lack of effort on your other stories but now I'm laughing like a mad man at 3 in the morning! My neighbours must love me for this, thanks to you :)

But seriously, this was the dopiest Christmas story I have ever read, just need to lee it together 'till next parts come out.