You've Got Another Thing Coming

Liked it.

Short & sweet as compared to the usual cuckold bullshit the asshole moderators allow to post in this category. Stupid fucks (moderators-especially the female fuck-ups) don't have the balls/cunts to create a cuckold category for all the demented low-IQ idiots who enjoy that retched shit.

Enjoyable

I have to admit - I liked this story. I wasn't expecting the ending......it actually made me laugh a bit.

Damn That Was A Good Read*****

Very original story line. Thanks for sharing

A short next morning vignette

Elaine came into the bedroom the next morning.

"Eric, honey, about last night"...

That was as far as it got.

"Elaine, all you need to know is the next time you pull any shit like that, we're done. I'll divorce your ass and marry your sister, Ann. Do you fucking want that?"

"N,,,No.." she stammered

"Good. Now get over here and suck my cock. You have a lot to make up for."

It took a while for us to get back to normal, and we had our ups and downs. But she never accused me of anything again again.

It was an excellent story...

as far as it went. I know with a flash story there isn't a lot of room for a long ending but it would be nice to know a little more. A little more info would have gotten you an easy 5.

Oh Yeah

Excellent. How do you stop a potentially marriage ending hook-up? Call mom and sis. Then sit back and enjoy. What ch. 2? This was perfect. And everyone lived.
Oh, and call the idiot's wife and mom too. Ha

Five Stars

Great!

A clear headed answer to a muddled woman's ego problem. Of course the fact that she made a fool of herself in the bar in their small town is a fact that they will have to live with as long as they continue to live there. She did a lot of damage in a short period of time. I liked bringing in the family for support. Marriages are supposed to be supported and backed up by family. He used good judgement, if he had called his own mother and sister, they would never have forgiven her for what she was doing to him. 5

if the wife is so dumb

what's taken the husband so long to notice? Immature people, both of them. Are there people like this is the real world?

Great Flash Story

We've missed you ! please post some more ! Truly a unique idea, hell hath no fury like mad assed Mother in laws ! lol chuckle !

A gold star.for originality...

Minus one for a small technicality: the correct expression is "You've Got Another Think Coming".

great story

I agree was not finished.. too bad, I honestly doubt the wife would have cheated or even let anything past the front door. She had to make a point about respect, respect for each other. The actions of calling both families in, on this silly game of hers is truly priceless. And this was not an endorsement for MasterCard. I do believe that in Chapter 2 she will be hot under the collar for going way too far and including her family. Now that Woody's wife is aware, remember small towns talk, she will be considered a small town whore for a while. With all that, just wonder what the holidays will be like in the home?

It looks done enough to me

He's got the people who usually form the support group for a cheating wife - her mother and sister - on his side, and as long as he doesn't do something stupid like becoming a cheater himself they'll stay on his side.

I'd divorce her on a second

She not only showed blatant disrespect but threatened to lie about him to have him arrested? Is she out of her mind? Why would anyone stay with her?

Enjoyed

Hey BigK that was fun. First a liitle housekeeping:

I truly hated dumb fucks who post anon trying to correct a story when they don't know their shit. "another think coming?" WTF?!?! You've Got Another Thing Coming was off the 1982 album Screaming For Vengenge I believe. Look it up dumbass!

Sorry BigK. Okay now that I got that off my chest (lol) Fun story but would've liked to have seen some hint to why the wife would've gone off the deep like that (hormones, drugs, bi-polar, something!) Also would be interested in seeing a follow-up.

FIGHT WITH WHAT YOU GOT

now if you have knowledge, the win is almost secured. TK U MLJ LV NV

The expression actually is another think coming.

"If you think the expression is “you’ve got another thing coming”, then you have misheard the expression “you’ve got another think coming”." But the writer is right in that Judas Priest did use "thing" in their song, but those guys were not rocket scientists, were they?

how do you ?

So how do you step back from that level of blatant disrespect?

It seems obvious that she has held contempt for her husband for a while, this is far past "I'll show you" and well into "I'll do whatever I want and you'll live with it".

Place my bet on divorce.

Fair enough however...

Stand corrected on the phrase however...

Why did the anon feel 'obligated' to correct the author? BigK said it was from the Judas Preist song but the anon said 'Minus one for a small technicality'. So my response to the anon is simple "Fuck you, professor! Try reading the story!"

3 *

could have been 5 *, it was original. could have been 1 * for not being finished. as someone else said why are they still married. he shouldve divorced her the next day. so now what do we have. an original start to a story but no ending and he didnt act like he was leaving the dumb slut. hell why would you marry someone this stupid to begin with.

Yes 🤔

It would be interesting for someone to continue this. To try to explain the "true" reasons behind her actions. It does seem to be a great deal of outrage and contempt towards her husband for what seemingly wasn't inappropriate actions on his part.

Thoughts

I don't understand the "not finished" complaints - it was a quick flash story, and was deliberately left a little open-ended with an invitation for others to provide their own conclusions

Her attitude was BEYOND ridiculous. I understand that Gloria was her high school rival, but they are all PRESUMABLY adults now, and should be able to listen to reason.

Twist

I like short stories with a somewhat different twist on a common theme. It was a nice idea to set up the clues about having a physical confrontation --a big guy stopping it, and then using her family instead. Even better.

why stay married to a mentally deficient piece of trash like that

divorce her, let her fuck who she wants, go find a good woman that really loves you' Her sister set the scene when she said his wife was flirting much worse all evening, she's a slut ready to party. Get rid of her before you chance HIV.

This is a good flash story...

This is a good flash story...With a funny and surprising end...She needs some counseling and anger management...He is too calm but thinks fast...But I think they will solve their problems, if they love each other...For me the story doesn't need any part 2...3*

Wouldn't call this a flash story because there is no resolution. No need for a sequel. He should divorce her.

Sad

They are both idiots. It's amazing how many of you guys out there must really hate women .

Divorce

Should have dumped the slut -a 2

Gosh...

All the bitching, carping, and moaning about a few silly colloquialisms. If that's all they can find then it tells me we've got a pretty good little tale.

Divorce? Why? Elaine's got some serious issues, but infidelity isn't in her sack. She's really a jealous little scamp, and in a small town everyone would most likely know. Gloria would know. The best punishment for Elaine would be lots of attention and affection; that would really turn on the guilt faucet.

Our protagonist did exactly the right thing by bringing mom and sis in. Poor Elaine needs constant reassurance about her husband, and they provided it. Now is our hero's chance; a little affection and attention will turn his prickly jealous cow into a cuddly kitten , at least till the next party.

Great little story. A brief epilogue citing his plans for a romantic getaway at a B&B would have iced the cake.

Certainly a five.

Jedd Clampett

Pretty good

Both the characters are morons, but it was well written and entertaining, especially the way he handled it. Nice idea.

I'm calling it

Finished! If you want to continue a sequel that's up to you. Loved the plot twist!

A good story

Liked in brought in the mother and wife to see them in action. He sure put a damper on that evening . I would not stay in a marriage with here jealous personality and the fact she involved another man. So why not write a part two to finish this story?

Judas Priest?

As soon as I read that the protagonist was listening to Judas Priest, I kind of figured that he (and likely the author) has anger management problems. I feel I'm being charitable in giving this story 1 *.

What was resolved? None of the primary issues.

Let's hope your readers aren't mentally equipped to see that.

Better way of handling it...

I'd have walked into the bar and out onto the floor where she was grinding her cunt onto his leg.... viciously grabbed a handful of her hair and said, "So you think I'm going to let you get away with publicly disrespecting me? What you did was sign the death warrant on our marriage." Then I'd have dragged her to the door and literally kicked her in the ass through the doorway and into the parking lot.

If Woody tried to be a hero and got involved, I'd send him home with a new face for his wife to see that fitted the story that everyone in their small town would be talking about.

When the arrogant, disrespectful bitch got back to the house, she'd find all of her clothes and personal belongings with our already shredded marriage license in pile on the front lawn.... next to a five gallon can of gasoline. I'd tell her she had five minutes to load them into her car and get them and herself the fuck out of here before I poured gasoline on the pile and set it on fire.

Great story!

Very good flash story. The wife deserved what she got in the end, extreme humiliation. Trouble is, I think us husbands have all been accused of being to flirty with other women, so I can relate.
5 *'s

Creative and Unique

New way to resolve this problem. You also did a good job in describing the small town so that hubby could know where the wayward wife would go for a man. Still, you need to address how wifey will explain how she would have avoided having sex with Woody, especially by not objecting to his comments about doing that. One gap in your logic: why didn't mom complain about Woody's boast and the lack of response from Elaine?

Response to the comment posted by an educated nitwit who doesn't know shit.. ( Anonymous 12/04/15)

Where the fuck do you get off with that politically correct horseshit? Let YOUR partner pull that kind of shit on you... and if you aren't deeply hurt AND blind furious by her callous actions, you're a stone cold loser to begin with..... oh, wait.... Since you're brainwashed and have obviously accepted the PC crowd's line of bullshit as gospel, you already are.... But just wait until, in real life, something like that really HAPPENS to you. All that politically correct bullshit will be out the window and you'll be stuck having to deal with the stark, lasting and bitter reality of LIFE.

I was referring to the "Judas Priest" comment.

I was referring to the "Judas Priest" comment. Anger management, indeed. What a jerk. (off)

When all else fails

Bring in the loving level headed mother in-law

Awesome short

Was very tidy, I dont think it needs any further resolution. Good job.

Another thing coming

In England that is correct, whenever I have seen people using the phrase as another think coming I always assumed it was a mistake or an Americanism.
Overall a damn good flash story 5*

You know...

One of these anonymous braggarts is telling us exactly how 'manyly' he would be, getting into a fight, abusing his wife in public and giving a 'beat down' on his adversary. Well good for him...unless his adversary is Bubba (and as described, his adversary WAS Bubba. Protag was not sure he would win) So what is likely to happen is he gets his ass jailed by the cops AND he will likely get his ass handed to him by his nemesis. How is your pride now? This was a smarter plan, therefore outside the prevue of the Anonymous.

**

There is nowhere to go with this story, but I do not see a happy ending. See the narrative the wife had in her head was she was NOT going to screw him, but make a big display just to make him suffer. And it was very likely that Woody was ALSO not going to screw her (50% chance) , though he enjoyed the public frottage (hat tip to LordSlammDawg fro that word)

But the wife will NOT forgive him for this. Even though she is wrong. He brought others into the equation, an equation, in her mind, which was 'just a joke' (that is how her self respect will spin it)

Their marriage will teeter along without some serious counseling, and when she gets the blow back from her public disrespect from OTHER women watching her display...the reaction will be mixed, with some of the women siding with her and the others silently criticizing her and making sure she is NOT allowed near THEIR husbands, which she will note.

Maybe there is a follow up story after all...

Another THINK coming

If it sounds like an Americanism to British ears, that's because it IS an American colloqualism going back at least 100 years in the US. Find me an example of "another thing coming" that goes back farther than the turn of the 20th Century and I'll retract my comments. The earliest I can find of "another THINK coming" is in a magazine from 1897.

"If you think that, you have another think coming." The ungrammatical 2nd think is a clever mirror of the first one. That's what writers do with language.

Nowadays, "another THING coming" is more common. What is the other THING that is coming? It is grammatical, but nonsensical...and dull.

Not erotica

Just another revenge fantasy with nothing erotic about it and unlikeable characters. Why in the world would either of these people marry the other? If this gets you off, post it in Fetish and make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

Fractured family

I would have wife sleep in guest room and after 2 days have her list 5 reasons for conflict and 5 steps to the solution. I think part of insicurity is that husband was a local star. If he had lost his love for her he would have just video tape the act divorced wife. In the list of solutions would include counciling. After this if it didn't help then divorce.

Good story.

Needs a little more to finish it.

Well done

BK10:
For constructive criticism, I did think the wife's rant was over done, and didn't fit with the husband's reasoned calm. So had you toned down the wife a notch, and cranked up the husband's sins, it would have been a match fight, the end would be the same, and it would have been a better story IMO.

Chilley

A very good read

I enjoyed it and the revenge was perfect and very realistic as I can imagine someone picking up the phone and saying: "I think I need your help..."

Well played! HER MOTHER?!??!?

That was priceless. I figured he was going to have a gun behind the newspaper or maybe he had a lawyer friend draw up some fake papers about a divorce. Maybe he hired a professional photographer to take pictures of the two lovebirds? But to have the other women present was a masterstroke. I'm still laughing, imagining the expression on his wife's and Woody's face when the women walked in. In regards to a conclusion (you're right, this wasn't finished), if he had been serious about divorcing her I think her would have forced his Mother-in-law to take her home with her. So I suppose you're going to have them reconcile. Which is okay. But I'm sure the BTB crowd would prefer that he throw her out and divorce her skanky ass. She's embarrassed now but when she calms down and thinks about how he has embarrassed her, I think she sets out to get even in some other way. Gotta hate having a woman, especially a wife, angry at you. Guys will come up, punch you in the mouth, fight with you, then got over to the bar, shake your hand and share a drink with you. Done deal. A woman will plan and scheme for months, years even, before screwing you over in a big way then telling you this was just her getting even or getting revenge for some imagined slight far in the past. Women are far more devious then men. Theirs' is definitely a "dish served cold". I don't think this episode is over in her mind. Not one single little bit. He better pull up his big boy pants because she's going to open up some big old can of whoop ass on him somewhere down the line. I smell a divorce in their future. Funny, clever story.

Needs a finish.

Well done, but you've created a really selfish bitch, and a marriage that can't possibly last.