All Comments on 'Ultimate Horror Cheese Porn'

Oh my god that was hilarious

I just lost it when she "sharted" 😂😂😂

This is hilarious! 10/10

Hemingway himself could not have written a more beautiful story of cheese erotica. The words have inspired me, I have always been afraid of committing to cheesy masturbation but now I'm 100% committed. Thank you

As a lactose intolerant person I did not feel that this would appropriately satisfy. But I have loved every cheesy second of this poetic erotica. I have taken some lactase enzymes and bought some full fat dirty cheese and have my vibrator on charge. Thank you for this dairy delight.

Nameste x