A Shitty Way to End a Marriage

What constitutes a foundered marriage ?

Prolonged disrespecting spouse aka acting like a cunt, withholding sex during that same period and finally the actual cheating. That's strike one, strike two and strike three. She's outta there.The marriage was mostly a success in my eyes until then. They raised a good kid together but it just went bad in a big way. Take deep breath because shit happens.

No grey cloud without a silver lining , at least the cheaters had decency to not go bareback. It's ironic that cautionary gesture of using protection them caught. I hope Beth learned her lesson . The narrator sure did. This isn't cutting edge literature, but it's entertaining with capitol E for Loving Wives hard core habitues. That's enough for me.

Full marks. * * * * *

Entertaining Story****

Crazy as hell, but some good reading. Thanks for sharing.

Beautiful

Simply magnificent, 5 stars!

Just inexcusable

The daughter's name changed three times. So what is it, Amy, Andi or Toni? Do you even read this stuff? You're losing it, dude.

Just a thought......ROTFLMAO.

I wonder how many cheating bastards and bitches will immediately have their septic filters cleaned after reading this story...... Lmmfao. Most people in the country have city water and sewer; The rest have well water and septic systems. Lotsa filters out there, Hee, Hee.

Crazy*****

But wildly entertaining. Do need a bit of editing.

Good story. But...

I think the pain meds if any are getting to you. Not up to your usual standard, but still better than 99% of the stuff here...

I laughed

That was hilarious, five stars.

Awesome

Brilliant.

Not your usual brilliance, but no less valid or entertaining.

Excellent

Tremendous tale. I love a happy ending!

Five Stars

Very good story...and funny too...

Very good story...and funny too...And the title says it all...4*

*****

1% let down for simple spelling errors, but 99% for a novel, witty story which is by far superior to anything else submitted in Loving Wives in the last few weeks!

Best Line

"As for what happened to Beth, who the fuck cares?" This is the sentiment that all loving wives stories should end with. It is the only rational ending.

4*s

HA,ha!! What a great combination of plot, humor, and character development. Original, creative and the same old story. Just the way we like it. A fine mix.
Really, a very enjoyable story.
Thank you very much qhml1.

AMerryman

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The protagonist showed absolutely no emotions.
Proud owner of a Shiny new divorce decree?
This story was written for the hardcore btb crowd and they obviously love it but it is totally devoid of any hint of reality or originality, it has been done to death on literotica.
Cheating wife gets cast aside by righteous husband who is ridiculously smug and happy that his long term marriage has ended.

Waste of time writing it and a waste of time reading it.

Names are extremely easy for a writer to switch.

I have done it several times, and so have many others. You start a story, go on vacation, come home and write a page and then your uncle gets sick and you go visit. When you take up the story again, you swear the sister was named Nancy, but she was Susan at the start and you never notice, but the readers do! The guy's daughter may have several names, but we know she loves her dad!

I gave this a one for plot and originality.

Another perfect husband gets fucked over by a scheming, adulterous wife and gets awesome revenge. But that's not how life works. No husband is perfect and I'm tired of reading about them.

5*

Awesome :)

A great little tale!

Solid "4" in my book...I certainly enjoyed this one.

Love your Drive-By stories

5 & FAV ... In danger of being repetative here but you prove it true consistently, your an old school Word Smith for sure. Thanks for slipping this one in between chapters of "SLICES"

Thoughts

“asking if I thought you could get past this and take her back” – LOL, they always want the HUSBAND to “get past this”, when you know if things were reversed she’s cut his balls off!

“She's blown it, the damage is too deep” – Whatever hope there might be to forgive the cheating (and believe me, for me there would be none!), her refusing HIM sex, and miserable attitude towards both him and their DAUGHTER would be the final nails in the marriage’s coffin!

“Beth crying, me remaining stoic” – I’ve said this before, why do these wives who are unhappy in their marriages, have no desire or respect for their husbands, get upset when it ends?

Must have been a good story because I didn't even notice the name changes, and I'm usually a nit-picker!

5* Story

Thanks for sharing a fun read.

Divorce Porn

This is like Mad Libs for Loving Wives.

"My name is (hubby's name). I'm a hard-working, honest, faithful, loyal, blue-collar guy. I'm married to an absolutely despicable and shameless slut named (wifey's name), who has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The other day, I caught (wifey) cheating with some scumbag named (scumbag's name).

"I decided to catch them in the act by (insert elaborate high-tech spying scenario.) I completely humiliated both of them by (insert elaborate revenge fantasy.) I threatened (scumbag) and he ran away screaming like a little girl.

"(Wifey), who had been previously portrayed as not caring about our marriage in the least, crawled toward me and clung to my leg, begging for forgiveness. But being the cold and apathetic character that I am, I would have none of that.

"(Insert boring details of the divorce.) Not a minute after I gleefully ended the marriage that I never really cared about in the first place, I met a gorgeous young woman named (replacement wife's name), who was ten times prettier and way nicer than my shrew of an ex-wife. We lived happily ever after."

Maybe you have to have been divorced to appreciate these stories. I just don't get it. They sure are popular, though.

Damn that was the funnest story I have read

here in a long time. Loved it.

Thanks

Enjoy your stories. Thanks for the entertainment.

Mike from Texas

Credit where Credit is Due

Swingerjoe, that comment was funny as fuck! And like most good humor, there is a touch (and only a touch) of truth to it.

But like seeing a natural park or a canyon, we KNOW what we are getting (trees. a hole in the ground) It is the details which make the park or the story good.

So funny...and a bit overly dismissive. Still, nicely done.

Now to read the story

Hahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Nice one, swingerjoe! :D

That sums up the majority of Loving Wives stories being submitted, and the minority seems to be dominated by wittol fetishists who relish the multitasking abilities of their wives' pussies.

However, to be more thoughtful about the popularity of the prevailing "saintly husband" stories, it would be convenient to presume most readers are male and have been spurned in some fashion, but I think the format is just too damn popular amongst a particular demographic that seems to frequent this section on a regular basis more than others.

The minute percentage of readers that would dearly love to read more sensible stories, realistic and plausible in fact, would have to settle for rare gems. Unfortunately, the trend seems to rely on the same group of authors to produce something that is spectacular and I can see this be a frustrating factor for the niche group of users but it is what it is.

Saintly husband stories are here to stay, whether the purists like it or not...

@ swingerjoe

You dont like stuff like this since your taste usually runs along the lines of watching the wife get fucked by strangers while the poor husband just quietly accepts all indiscretions in the name of supposed love when truly it is because he knows he is never going to find anyone else again and that he is completely worthless. Or something similar. I may be completely wrong on and for that I apologize but from what I've noticed on this site on countless stories that is your usual standard of judgement.

And lets be honest here, there are only so many ways ppl can write about a married couple and what happens between them....

We all come here for different things. Acts some people find exciting can easily be considered by others to be truly despicable. So people score stories on the basis of whether they liked it or not and whether they can relate to it in a positive way....
Your rants about the scoring system of Lit is a bit stupid.
No one likes something purely on the basis of technical greatness..
If that were the case the people would name subject texts and instruction manuals as their fav books.
I doubt anyone here is some great critic or editor. And even if most people were it wouldn't matter. People will still vote according to what they consider a story deserves. A story having likeable and relatable characters will almost always score more than one with assholes and creeps in the lead(people decide who the creeps are based on their judgement).

Actually, SwingerJoe's comment should

be posted someplace on the Lit website for easy reference. He did leave out that the replacement wife will have money and big tits and always be faithful, loves anal, (but never did it before!) and has a tight, bald pussy, which jilted husbands look for in a new spouse. He could have mentioned where the wife's lover is tortured in some manner that leaves him unable to have sex. It's really a Cliff Notes type of outline for writers in the LW genre, and we should all thank him for his help!

Better editing

Enjoyed the twists in the story...but...wish you would have kept the daughter's name straight...was it Amy...Andi...or Toni?

Mmm

I am tempted to write a Mad Lib for Swingerjoe's preferred story: "I am (insert name). My wife (Insert name) is (insert sexual act) some guy named (Insert name).

He inserts (insert body part) into my wife (insert name) about (insert number) times a (insert time frame). While they do this, I (insert feckless, impotent fetish) in the (insert room/piece of furniture/cock cage). Then the Bull does (insert deviation) to me afterward.

Then I lap up a creampie (this is not optional)"

Every story is the same way. It comes down to characters we like or hate and the details.


*****

This story...I lost it in the first 5 paragraphs. Qhml1 told me the story in 5 paragraphs...then he RETOLD me the story with the details. Why did I need the wind up? Were they two DIFFERENT people or did we see it from a third person POV and a first person POV? And if I am asking these questions, I am not paying attention to the story for a good long time until I can re-immerse myself (that happened around the time the daughter called the aunt)

THAT BEING SAID: SJ to the contrary, there were a few cute things in the story. The daughter's conversation with the aunt was stellar. The route of discovery was a bit clever. Pouring shit into a car is not clever but whatever. Not a negative.

I enjoyed wife two's response a lot more, but still not as much as to love it.

Wish there was more daughter in the story and a bit more nuance. Did not know or care about any of these people, but that is due to the length.

Hope you are feeling better Q

Good story to start my morning off with a smile, a laugh even here and there. Gave you five stars just in case some of the trolls are handing out ones this morning.

To swingerjoe and HDK

Who cares? It was pretty well.written .Had some levity.Once again the only people that seem upset about this is you.If you don't like these type stories don't read them.Simple really. Thanks for the read Q.Not your best but light years better than most of what is posted here anymore

@ FD45 (and Anony)

I always love it when people I don't know, who know nothing about me, tell me what I like and don't like. If you can find any story that I've written or commented on where I have praised the "creampie-eating scene", I'll give you a dollar.

Qhml1 is a terrific writer and a Literotica legend. I guess I just expected more from him than what I've seen this week. I enjoy stories that are erotic and/or entertaining and/or thought-provoking. This story (and the others he posted this week) is none of those things -- in my opinion.

I find it very difficult to relate to the heroic victim husbands in these paint-by-numbers stories -- again, maybe this is because I've never been divorced. If I had been, then maybe I could place myself in the victim's shoes and cheer him as he exacts his revenge against his heartless wife. I have to be able to relate to a character in order to care about what happens to him/her. The characters in these stories are so one-dimensional they make cartoon characters seem like real people.

On that same note, if the narrator himself doesn't seem to care much about his marriage, why should any reader care what happens to that marriage? The marriage portrayed in this story was over long before the cheating was discovered. Once it was discovered, the narrator didn't seem all that disturbed by it. He just shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's over." Then began his ridiculous spying and revenge plot.

Re. the ratings in LW, how many times do we need to see readers freely admit that they are rating a story for no other reason than to use as a weapon before we all admit that the ratings here are pointless? I see it every day from Bonnie/Vastie: "Five stars to offset the asshole of Lit!" and whoever it is that fights with her on a daily basis. They are far from the only ones that do it. It's ridiculous.

Hell, even after I shut off all the ratings for all my LW stories, I still -- to this day -- get people who will take the time to go through all my other non-LW stories and one-bomb them, for no other reason than it's the only weapon they have left.

SJ

Lighten up Francis.

lots of fun

The story the author told at the beginning would have been better left for the end.
But the detailing was excellent.

Hm

This was enjoyable enough, with a few genuinely funny moments. Nothing I'll ever care to revisit, but fine.

qhml1 must not work with septics much.

First, it is rare these days for a suburban area not to have sewers. Most places require 1.5 acre lots for a septic system. As to septic tank filters or Affluent filters, they filter the runoff to the drain field. Their input is normal about 12-14 inches under the surface. Since condoms float, they remain in the foam layer on top of the tank and will be removed at the next pumping. (every tank should be pumped annually). But it makes a good story.

*****

Made for a good morning chuckle to go with my blonde.
Coffee that is. Cali style. 😆

Fantasy World

He would have been up for assault for what happened at the house and 2 contempts of court for his behavior at both the counselors.
The two of them deserve each other.

OK story.

However, it's not up to your usual standards. Of course, you know why it got such high ratings. It's the revenge component, both for the wronged husband, and with the new girlfriend's revenge on her previous husband. Don't think that the girlfriend/new wife's revenge on her husband would pass muster on avoiding and assault charge, as the hospital would have to report what she said in front of the doctor and nurse to the police. I guess that she might get a pass on prosecutorial discretion. A little outrageous, but better than most on this site. However, it's not a 4.50. That rating should only be for a truly outstanding story. This one is not that.

noooooooo

why are you misogynists allowed to post your trash here? why cant these husbands see that a wife has needs that they cant fulfill? why cant you just accept it and enjoy having a wife who fucks other men? why cant you just jack your penises with the rest of us progressive men? its fun to watch i swear!!!!! (my chastity cage chafes)

Nice...

ROTFLMAO...

What a good story that makes one laugh...

That first one about 'septic juice' had me rolling...

Poison Ivy in the KY just about killed me...

Even though that similar idea has been used before, it hasn't been done with so much fun.

Thank you Q,

Now THAT was fun! ROFLMFAO!

Great tale as usual, Q. Relatively short but still a damn good read. The reference to Richard Pryor was priceless, too. Awesome sense of humor in this tale. Wifey thought she was being slick, but the condoms backed up the sewage system. Hubby takes care of business in a very... smelly way, of course. Poo jokes are always funny.

Confucius say: "Wifey who thinks her poo don't stink, soon is doused in poo."

Ok, not really, but he would've probably said something like that about a cheating Wifey. LOL

5 Laughing Stars

Fuck 'em and feed 'em Frijoles !

Q I'm in a bit of a moral quandary , 1st I'm afraid that your recent output of wonderful postings is a result of your recent medical setbacks which in turn kinda makes me feel guilty for all the wonderful entertainment that I am having over this ! Am I wrong to wish for a few more weeks of you convalescenting (?) while you continue to pump out great stories ? Is my very moral compass becoming out of kilter ? Oh well , guess I'll just have to chance it !!! lol chuckle ( get well soon)
Now as to the words chosen for the heading of my comment , All of you Asswipes that are continually bemoaning which ever little nitpicking thing that you can possibly think of , yes you , why in the hell don't you write a story and post it here so qhml1 can take it apart over any little typo or other error that will occur ! It's awfully easy to bitch and bemoan others when you have no skin in the game ! I honestly think a lot of this is pure old fashioned green envy ! So just sit back and fire your lnconsequential little barbs , while the rest of us enjoy the Laureate of Loving Wives posts and watch the little red boxes pop up like toad stools after a warm southern summer rain !!!
5*'s
Cpprcrk

The Karma train has arrived!

I enjoyed this story! It mad me laugh as to how both victims of cheating spouses got even! I believe in Karma and that whole scenario gave me a wiked laugh! Thanks!

Enjoyable read only have one problem

Other than the details of septic systems; who cares? It was a funny story anyway.
My problem or question: What's the deal with the latest trend of having one of the cheated spouses children end up as a homosexual? Really there are categories specifically for that i.e. lesbian or gay male; where one would expect to read about that. It seems to be just more of an agenda to be ignored rather than celebrated; if everything were to be equal. I think the whole thing has gotten out of hand when it's blasted throughout categories that were at one time specifically heterosexual.
It just shows more bandwagon popularity and people wanting to "toe the line" as it were. So, sorry I had to deduct 1* for submitting to an agenda.

amy andi toni

Loved the story, but the daughter may suffer from an indentity crisis;)