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A Short Disclaimer

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by Anonymous

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by Anonymous10/29/16

Funny stuff!

Thanks! I too find disclaimers and "author'" notes pretentious.

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by Atomic_Cafe10/29/16

Funniest part

"Okay, so something I maybe should have mentioned earlier. The story is kind of a work in progress? There isn't actually anything for you to read right now."

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by FASfan10/29/16

Loved it!

Thank you for a most amusing read -- five stars.

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by Areala-chan10/29/16

Made My Day

Cyrano, this is absolutely hilarious. Well done, well executed, I have nothing but five stars for you sir! :)

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by Anonymous10/29/16

Thank you

Probsbly the best thing I've read here in a long time. 5 stars

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by StoneBasher10/29/16

Nice

I don't think I have ever wanted to read a story more than this one. Sounds like it's gonna be EPIC! lol. The daddy issues part in particular sounds fascinating.

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by rjordan10/29/16

Spit-take funny

Even the tags were hilarious. They'll come in handy some day.

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by GeneMajors10/29/16

What a hoot!

Laughed all the way through!

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by Anonymous10/30/16

Hilarious

I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my legs

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by twistedsickmind10/30/16

I have a problem keeping my disclaimers as short as yours. Good job cutting it right down to the bone.

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by Anonymous10/30/16

LOL

If you write the actual story I'm willing to PAY for it.

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by CyranoJ10/30/16

Cheers Everyone.

Glad you laughed!

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by Floribunda11/02/16

I am totally invested in this story now - when are you submitting?

I particularly can't wait for all the 'measurements' - it makes my day! ;)

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by Floribunda11/02/16

AND I love the tags too!!!

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by Anonymous11/22/16

Tears

Copious tears of laughter from a fan of actual author notes.
Bravo.


And say hi to your dad for me.

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by Anonymous12/02/16

Details, details.

I have often argued that the separation between good and great writing (and this is true for poetry, prose, song lyrics, and film writing) is in getting the right details.
In this particular case, I have to say (and I suspect that this is the first and only time the following sentence ever appears in Literotica):

"Andre Gide" is what did it for me.

Great writing, needless to say. Thanks for posting.

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by CyranoJ12/03/16

Thanks again for the comments, everyone

Many thanks to the "Andre Gide" fan, your comment made my day!

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by SimonDoom12/16/16

Bravo!

I eagerly await the second chapter.

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by ChloeTzang01/10/17

I`m going to think of this.....

... every time I write a disclaimer from now on and realize that anything I may attempt by way of humor will absolutely pale by way of comparison. And what can I say, André Gide. Wonderful. And Vorkosigan. ROTFLMAO.

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by CyranoJ01/20/17

Thanks Chloe!

Doubly pleased to see someone catch the Vorkosigan ref. :)

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by AMoveableBeast02/16/17

Terrific. Insightful, relevant, and fucking funny.

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by clistenovena06/06/17

All Disclaimers Should Be So...

...and I'll leave it to your imagination to finish the title. Kind of like what you did with the Centaurian Slug story teaser.

The "concrete poetry" was what ultimately did me in. Almost peed my panties when I got to that part. Of course, I had swallowed a load of sweet tea prior to reading. Still, I'm pretty sure said near incontinence was due to your caused hilarity. Yeah, going with that. 'Cause I need to

Well done. Very. Though I'm sure you knew that already. Still...
~Nova

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by CyranoJ06/10/17

Thanks, Nova!

Your reply made me laugh, too, so fair play. :) Glad you read and thanks for commenting.

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by CyranoJ06/10/17

And thanks AMB!

Just realized I hadn't acknowledged your comment yet. Much appreciated.

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by CatsEye447706/11/17

Good writing

Writing well is hard to do. Writing funny is really, really difficult. Your writing was funny and clever and you made it look easy.

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by CyranoJ07/19/17

Thanks so much for reading!

Your compliment for the writing is much appreciated. Glad you enjoyed!

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by Oblimo04/05/18

I’ve been masturbating to this disclaimer for three days straight and the only intergalactic sex tourist to show up had strawberry sex organs. Of course, I only found this out by going into anaphylactic shock in the middle of cunnilingus. Allergies, you see.

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