by Uncle Pervey
you said you write ( these type poems) for fun, these are a lot of fun, but I think if you put your mind to it, you could crank out some really deep shit..I mean manure, umm. I mean poems!!! ;) thanks for making me laugh, thats sooo very important..it truly is
Uncle Pervey knows of which he writes ~ either that or he has one humongous imagination. Lovely poem. Like being allowed to go back in time for a visit ~ without stepping in manure. Bravo!
To be perfectly honest with you, /
Sir I don’t know what to do, /
More than little than puzzled I am!/
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What could it be, may I ask?/
Are you giving us hints? /
To the woman’s two …?/
No, it can’t be, but it will be too crude/
And it simply would be - /
Just too obvious!/
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Or else it might be a take /
On children and animals songs?/
NO!NO NO ! Perish the thought!/
You would not dare giving them such a scare /
With multitude of swords sharp and heavy!!!!!!!/
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Is it per chance a Parody on a pastoral? /
I doubt it as well, who reads them today? /
So for heaven sake, what is it? /
(a joke?)