All Comments on 'Backyard Rubdown'

by dogperson78

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AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Please, stop

You are almost certainly a male, obsessed with huge (usually unsightly) breasts. Any woman that has a 44DD breast measurement is either grossly fat and (again) a generally unsightly woman, or a six foot five inch raw boned amazon (think Janet Reno). The numbers in a breast measurement refer to the chest size immediately beneath the breast (the band size of a bra). Most women of normal size have band sizes between 34 inches and 38 inches.

The letters refer to the size of the breasts beyond the band size. A relates to 1 inch, B refers to 2 inches nd so on. DD breasts are entirely unnatural 5 or 6 inch globs of unsupported fat.

Please, people, get real. 38C breasts are far more than a mouthful and much more realistic

Then there's your grammar. I only read the first three paragraphs (u to the point of the 44DD part. You might have a decent tale here, but seriously need an editor. Particularly as it comes to elements conversation.

Please don't submit again until you learn to write.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
44DDs

To the previous commenter: You need to seriously watch more porn.

44DDs are lovely excellent breasts on a real woman.

To the author: Never heard of triple D's? Don't think so small.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Another example of

breasts larger than the IQ

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
hey them there big hooters

Big hooters has pleasure a many of men and females .Just got to love them, enjoy story

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
I heard Jim, my husband tell Bill to come in for a beer.

The co-worker drops the husband off in front of the house, which implies at the street. The wife is sunning in the back yard, behind a privacy fence, and yet she's able to hear her husband invite the guy in for a beer. Is the street 5 feet from the back yard?

You write that they look out the back window to see the wife sunning herself. Then you write that the co-worker asks where the wife is, and the husband tells him she's in the back yard, sunning herself. This after you just finish telling us they saw her doing just that when they looked out the back window. Please think this stuff through before you post.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
JUST SHAKING MY HEAD

First off, PLEASE STOP, you are obviously a female with most likely a very small 32a bust since the majority of your criticism is with the "certainly male" fascination of the female breasts.

Second, with your complaints limited to views of the breast size and grammar you seem to approve of cheating cunts, which puts you in a classless slut or slut wanna be group if you haven't cheated on your man yet, just a matter of time?

Third how the hell is this a Loving Wife story, just another piece of shit FANTASY STORY of a cheating slut AND a whoring best (phony) friend who could not keep it in his pants. Why is it that a large number of male writers here are so into their skank wives cheating on them.

I agree with the PLEASE STOP but for the reason that you are just another limp dick cuckold that gets off on a woman and his best friend doing him dirty. There are already enough of them.

Impo_64Impo_64over 7 years ago
No comments...

No comments...just 1*

TwentysevenTwentysevenover 7 years ago
My Guess

One commentator says you're a man and another says you're a woman. My guess is you're a teenage boy. Who else throws their beer can across the yard instead of binning it?

KristieBechirKristieBechirover 7 years ago
Please stop with the 44DDs....

It shows that you're a guy, and one who doesn't know how bra sizes work. At least you just said his dick was "huge", and not 14 inches.

Also, After Jim left, Jim took a swig of his beer. I'm assuming you meant Bill. The other valid criticisms from readers shows you badly need an editor.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
1*

illiterate shit.

justonetesticlejustonetesticleover 7 years ago
5 stars

Ignore 'Anonymous' comments. I enjoyed your well written, realistic and interesting story.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
WTF

# 1

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Clearly written by a eunuch

The writing style is a dead giveaway.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Whoa!

No, no, no, go back to pickup basketball games. You really need to work on your writing. Did you write an outline first to organize your work? Think not. Get an editor and a proofreader. Also an English teacher. Damn!

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
awesome

This is an awesome story cant wait for the second one, for the people complaining about the writing, get a grip she Ix not st school.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
WIMP!!!!

This type of story always leave me with a disgusted feeling in the pit of my stomach. How a man can write a story about his cheating whore of a wife letting her husbands BEST friend fuck her, and try to pass it off as just a suburb everyday thing mahes me sick. Get some balls and write this again but with the husband catching them, stomping the best friend near death, and kicking her ass out on the street in her bikini thst night. Throw the rest of her clothes out right after.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Huh?

They looked out the back window and saw me reclined on a beach towel with the pitcher and a glass on a tray beside me.

Bill said, "Where's Sally?"

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
LOL

Was this supposed to me funny? Stupid is a better word. What is it with some of these illiterate comments? Did you guys even get any kind of education.

Where do these writers come from? Outer space?

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Why doesn't literotica make writers do a disclaimer

I stay away from some titlesort and sometimes look at the end of the story. Why haven't figured out that cuckholding situation stories need their own category. Many people hate cuckhold situations. A disclaimer would help reading a story and have having to look for signature words, to know if you want read the whole story. I have not created an account because I really have to search for stories I like. I understand there is a formula used, but I am looking for erotic not crazy or sick. There are some good writers and some sick writers.

26thNC26thNCalmost 5 years ago
And

And after writing this, Doggie decided he just wasn't a writer and gave it up. I salute his wisdom.

YouamiYouamialmost 5 years ago
And a good thing too!!!

dogperson78

The kindest thing I can say about your submission is that it was brief, unlike some wanna-be Hemingways that churn out multiple chapters. This piece bordered on cuckoldry - a Fetish, rather than a true LW tale.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
nice friend

and better wife. You go for beers and your slut wife sucks your supposedly friends cock. Nice. And I bet she kisses you with her cum filled mouth?

I hope to god you find out and burn then both.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
The writing was actually ok.

Whether you like the content would be up to you. Personally I prefer this to an awful lot of the other rubbish out there.

AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago
LOVE your story, gave you a 5- [🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- (4.6/5=92%)]!

In my book, your story is very very erotic & 100% realistic!

I have had a pronounced voyeur side since forever. However I became fully aware of it when my wife & I were spending a week with my best ('bestest') buddy at his cabin in Quebec (Canada).

My wife & my buddy hit it off with one another from day one. My buddy's wife had recently left him & he was a bit subdued. My wife took it upon herself to cheer him up. I felt she went too far but whenever she asked me if i was OK with what she was doing, I told her it was fine with me. Actually I was of two minds about her behavior: on one hand I knew her behaviour was unbecoming of a married woman; on the other hand whenever she aggressively flirted with him I would feel I was in a hypnotic trance of sorts, I did enjoy watching them together.

On the third day there he had prepared the breakfast for all of us; he politely asked my wife to make him a coffee. She said, "i will if you promise you will kiss me on both cheeks... I mean the cheeks on my face." She wore cut-off shorts & cropped tank top. When she brought him the coffee she surprised both him and me: she sat down on his lap sidewise, turned her faces toward him & offered him her cheek. Then she stood up walked around him and sat on his lap again, this time he was facing her other cheek. She was still sitting on his lap. She grabbed his face with both hands and placed a wet kiss on his lips. She was looming at him but said, " Honey, he is so cute I had to kiss him... please don't be mad at me. Tell me you love me & you are not mad at me. I must hear it."

That night she asked me to spend some time in my buddy's room. "Promise me I will not lose you if I help him. Please. Please. Please."

You got the picture...

My marriage was never the same again.

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