All Comments on 'Without A Clue'

Thanks for a very well written and hilarious story! That wife couldn't find a clue in a clue store. It made me feel sad for her but glad that her hubby finally found happiness.

Cheers,

Lalenya :^)

That was so cleverly written.

God, I'm going to laugh everytime I think of that story now.

Thanks for the laugh patricia51 ;-)

Very funny! I liked this story a lot.

I laughed all the way through. After the odd occasion that my ex-wife and I got it on, she would make me wash my hands, change the sheets and then she would take a shower. She also could not understand why I screwed around and finally left her.

Thank you for making me feel good.

Undoubtedly one of the funniest stories I've ever read. It was so good I actually started to get mad at the woman.

A well written story that everyone has come to expect from you. You have become one of my favorite writers. If I see one of your stories posted, I read it before all others(with the exception of your Lesbian Stories).

This story is hilarious and I laughed all the way through it. I'm sure that most readers feel the same as I do, but unfortunately it has probably hit home to many others. You gave a good solution to a relationship with an uncaring spouce and that is to leave them (before adultry).

This is a too-real description of my girlfriend! She's a little more tolerant of sex, but not much. And the don't- touch-me-in-public (and in private) stuff is right on.

AS A WRITER YOU ARE MILES AHEAD OF ANY I READ ON LITEROTICA.COM. YOUR COMMON SENSE ARE UNCANNY AND TRUEFUL.YOUR STORIES LINES ARE REAL LIFE AND FUNNY.PLEASE KEEP WRITING AND THANKS FOR YOUR STORIES.

I had a great laugh..... plumb job....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad you all had a good laugh. I have been happily married for about two years to a woman I wed a quarter century ago.

Patricia, your sarcasm was more than provocative. I laughed heartily (under my breath. I'm at work.) at the humor. But, alas, the story strikes oh so close to home.

Every woman I've slept with, and the many whom I've propositioned during my marriage all tell me that I deserve better. (I'm beyond shame for accepting pity pussy now and again.)

So, I thank you for the case-study analysis. I know I am not alone.

Thanks for the laugh. Whats sad is there are people out there who are actually like this.

A classic story! I am sure it will end up on everyone's hard drive to be read again and again,

Doug

I wanna know how you found out about my first marriage!!!!

"Are you gonna believe me, or your lyin fuckin eyes?" HBO production of Baja Oklahoma.

Ya done good (still laughin)

I am still laughing.

One day I will tell you what the joke is.

If "Memory" serves this seems to be another of your never ending ways to keep us entertained and off balance, maybe I'm just concerned that you'll invite me to dinner.

Great job My Lady, as always. WD

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!--it was wonderful--Dragon's Wife

I don't think I've laughed that hard at a story in a long while. Excellent work. I have truly enjoyed all of your stories and I think that you make a wonderful addition to the non-wimp authors on this site. Your stories have a great believability factor to them.

Keep up the great work.

And often enough, so true in real life. {sigh} You'd think that with all the relationship and sexual help books and seminars that are available, as well as helpful friends, that these kinds of situations wouldn't come to light so often...but they do.

Funny stuff. Reminds me of a song "Throw Another Log on the Fire". This is the sex version, so to speak.

Aural sex!

I know that you must have hidden a camera in my house.The story of my wife, I mean life.

What a HOOT!

I kept waiting for the wife to wake up and see the sexless black hole she had created. She still to this very moment is still wondering why? Funny stuff patricia51

sorry, I just kept wondering how any man would hook up with a prude, selfish bitch like that to begin with!!! sometimes I wake my hubby UP early to suck him off, I swear, some of you people live really pathetic lives, and to think this is funny? its sad, really sad..I only read it cause of all the commenst that were left, looks like theres a lot of pitiful people out there, huh

The sad thing is that you can see some people who may actually be like that. But at the same time, it's a lot easier to laugh than cry. Well done!

you're the best

I loved the story. I laughed my ass off picturing this sad woman and about how she did not have a clue why she had lost his love and affection. I can picture the Porno now... great hot uninhibited sex and thennnnnn getting busted by his frigid wife....... I wanna see it already

How long have you known my wife?

I only wish this were a parody! For most women it's just the way it is. And the more the man "loves: them (the more sure they are of his love) the less sex he gets.

I was laughing from start to finish, this story is definitely one I will save on my hard drive and reread over and over.

Great story. Drew me in in about two seconds. At first I thought, "I wonder if there will be any other characters?" Then I just didn't want her to shut up. Oh god, I'm still drying my eyes from laughter. Surely there isn't anyone reallllly like this... LMAO!!!!

SN

Haven't laughed that hard at a story in a long time!

Like all true comedy, this has the element of tragedy. Congratulations on a well crafted piece of satire/humour/truth.

I have read this story several times and it is still as funny as the first time I read it. This is a classic.

I come back and read this every once in a while and it's STILL funny. Why this isn't the highest rated humor story on the site is beyond me. Anyone who didn't give this story a 5 is more clueless than the lady on the phone.

Patricia,

Once again, a delightful story. I've read it five or six times and still enjoy it. You tell such good stories and you tell them so well.

Very,very,good & funny tale,it`s so sad theres an element of truth in it too.Keep writing!!!

So much truth in this story! Needs to be read in marriage

class 101, and graded on why this happened. Then, (MAYBE) SOME OF THEM WILL GET A CLUE!

Thanks for writing!

Sexmate!

I just finished rereading this story AGAIN and I am laughing so hard I am about to cry.

I don;t know how you get these stories in your head but keep it up!

sadly i know one wife who this story could be written about. Her husband as well as being the "breadwinner" (what an old fashioned word) does the shopping, washes up, gets the children up, sweeps floors, often cooks and is faithful to her ...he may yet wake up and see some women who think hes wonderful and yes it should be a marriage preperation story

it contains a large element of truth. This one sure does. Not quite as bad as my marriage but the echoes are there. This just became one of my top 10.

Hello? Earth to narrator. Maybe you ought to listen instead of talk.

For once.

This would be so hysterical if it weren't so true to life.

Wonderful. Sounds like my wife (we're half way through divorce proceedings and Patricia51 has beautifully described the reason). P51 may have thought it was fiction but,if it is, I've lived it!)

It's been over fifteen years since my wife moved out of out bedroom!

You had lunch w/ my ex, didn't you? hmmmmm?

I hate to tell you but there is no 67 position only 69 position in sex you might want to do your research before you type out your words.

Pat Murray

Atlanta,Ga.

Pat Murray Atlanta,Ga. anyway? All she/he does is bitch bitch bitcjh like some religious minster. Just tell her to go fuck her/him self. Pat is the best writer on here and for a typo I'm sure you give her shit. Now why not try writing something yourself dumbass? I can't believ how you try to bring down every writer on here. Like I said, why not try your sorry hand inn writing a story 1/2 as good as any of Pats'? God I hate people like this one.

This was so funny it hurt. The fact is that some women, a lot of women, think sex is something they aren't supposed to like. They will give you an occassional "duty" fuck, but never even try to enjoy it or work with their husbands to help each other learn to enjoy each other. I have never understood women like that.

Nookiehunter

Pat complains there is no 67 position and someone says it's just a typo, no big deal? Did you notice plumb job? Also a typo? 67 was intentional. It's a metaphor that sums up the narrator's understanding of the relationship. It's humor.

After reading this, I went upstairs, turned hubby in his computer chair, and gave him a "plumb job". Didn't say a word until I was leaving, "Thank Patricica."

Just a little reminder to be a little spontaneous every once in awhile to keep him happy. And guessing.

Jenny

Loved both stories, his side her side. Very funny. Thank You. :)

OMG.... *gasp*.... I would love to write a wonderful comment, but ... *gasp*.... I'm laughing too hard to see! Hilarious!! I loved it!!

HILARIOUS!! "I don't understand", she cried out. No joke lady!

I'm afraid if I laugh any harder, I will certainly pee my pants. Thank you Pat! -Mike-

The husband must have found the wife in a cave when he was hiking. And he had to free her from the gorillas that kept her as their daughter. Duh... But the story is hilarious. Women should read it and should be titled. Things you should avoid of doing.

I sorry Patricia but that was the funniest story I have ever read. You should do one from her friends perspective.

Every married male can relate to this.

awesome

This was perfect bit of humour, a bitter bit really!

And she wonders why he left her. Lol

but it's marvelous. 5 stars.

Great tale. Duh, why did he leave. He loves me.

A tremendous laugh. And a sequel!!!

Sadly, it's funny because it's true. Sure, he loves her--when she treats him like trash.

A great story. Loved it.

Seriously, patricia51 this would be a terrific audio tale. The whole set up is perfect. Loving Wives satire. *****

You can when you want

LOL, great