Miss Yoga Pants Shows It All

Maybe just a little over the top?

This happens to me every other week!

Over the top is kinda my thing. Not every day realism. Gonzo for sure, with no character development or romance. Maybe in chapter 2.

Nope.

Got no time for overly vulgar intentionally classless nom de plumes. No matter quality of story. Blow your nose with my dirty toilet paper, PIG.

Memories

I love the yoga pants. At my gym a young girl had striped pants kind of a snake pattern so when she pick a step up machine located in front of me, it looked like her ass was moving in to many ways for me to comprehend. Your almost old enough do you remember the jane fonda era leotard and saggy socks? Todays workout wear muie bueno !
Oh you started ok, butt got lost out in the parking lot. You didn't get all those muscles in one workout '*~*'

Nom de prune

Aren't they all just silly words for our amusement? They contain no malice or insult for me. I cannot control or predict what words you deem acceptable or offensive in your world view. Should we censor and punish those that offend you, or accept a sensibility that may differ from our own, and just turn the page? Yes, the name does not convey the timeless class of Literature that is erotic, but well it suits the pornographic prose that fulfills the needs of a few poor souls who prefer to achieve release without the benefit of class and reserve.

Just not believable.

Who cares!

Believable or not it was fantastic!

Some commenters...

I find it amusing someone could manage to be browsing for erotica/porn on this site, and then get so upset that someone has an randomly sexualized pen name.

nice