by luvanuki
Sorry mate. You can't write.
Your dialogue is totally unbelievable. No one speaks like that. And your grammar is shit.
G'day mate. (You do sound like an Aussie - full of shit!)
I took your last review so seriously that I shot the wife, buried the kids, burned my house down and killed myself yesterday.
Your literary world is obviously too good for the likes of me.
Have a great day!