by avlove
You kill the story in the first line.....
Everything after that conflicts with it!
Lotion just happened to be on the end table?
you can love your wife, and your neighbor, and her best friend, and her best friend.
I hate housekeeping perfectionists wit a place for everything and everything in her place. Lotion on the table? Better than i the refrigerator, D'oh.
Males are blond, females are blonde. Your wife's best friend seems to be a hermaphrodite. Wow, wow indeed.
It's hard to take a story of one-liners seriously. Story sucks because you didn't tell a story.
I have small pump bottles of lotion on both end tables and a small bottle on each night stand in our bedroom. One never knows
I can see that he really loves his wife...after all he states it in his opening statement. What a liar.