Anonyrat, you are a fool. It is not even a euphemism, when you say schlong for penis, you're using the correct word, because it MEANS penis. What next, are going to snivel that the story used "tits" instead on knocker, boobs, or breasts? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? From a height?
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That was fun !! Dont we all wish we could be Santa ??
Not bad, until...
I stopped reading when you used "schlong" to describe a penis
You get bent about Schlong? Seriously?
Anonyrat, you are a fool. It is not even a euphemism, when you say schlong for penis, you're using the correct word, because it MEANS penis. What next, are going to snivel that the story used "tits" instead on knocker, boobs, or breasts? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? From a height?
Sorry, lets give credit where credit is due
WTF, MichaelBradley, what do you think the author should have used instead of schlong.
Sorry, MichaelBradley
I did realize you were so sensitive about it. Next time I'll use sh-short instead of sh-long.
Enoyed it!
Hoping to read more and find out about Lily. :)
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