All Comments on 'Golden Touch'

Wonderful, thank you. This reminds me of a book I occasionally use to teach satire, called "factured fairy tales." Beyond just the topic in question, your writing style invokes theirs, in a definitely good way. Keep at it!

You should be aware that someone has copied your work and pasted it on another site without attributing you.

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=327413

Their profile doesn't share any other stories with you, nor is the name related, so I'm assuming it's not just another account of yours. If this sort of thing bothers you, you could probably make a stink on GetDare about it, as it is against forum rules.

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=596

And here I thought you were building up to a joke about shrinkage, with the icy cold river water and all.

What a fun story!