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Hilarious
Loved it, its hilarious, especially the scratch card line, genious! I'm still laughing!
that is so wrong~
hehehehe...humurous poetry erotica~
grins...poor girl!~
Awwwwwwwwww!
I would not like to be the subject of this poem! I loved every word, though, but hope I would make a better lover than the anonymous one portrayed here! Try me some time instead, please, Jennifer. Lovely poetry, humorous, funny, yet still sexy. Jennifer - you are a genius.
:-)
Oh, this is scary! LOL!
Been here! Best to turn a vid. on so he can watch it. NO!
Bad idea. He might cum before he gets to you.
Muahaha! Great read. Laughed my ass off!
OMG~~!!! **LMAO*
Woohooo.. What a trip..Yep give that man a map..This was soo Funny. Loved it. Has to be said~~ who has NOT had this happen,,lmao..Great one..~~!! err Next time get the toys out hehehee ~~ That'll teach'm..~~Keep'm coming..
Chuckled
I honestly liked this. Very interesting and witty.
Throughly amused
I felt like I was in the room watching.
Maybe if all guys could read this "before" their first time with a girl, they'd be better prepared.
Brill!
Well written and very funny. Just great :)
Very funny
Brilliant wry humour. Didn't realise we'd met!
Been there done that!
Although the meter was off a smidge here and there, it was still CLASSIC. Thanks so much for putting it on paper!
So fucking funny
I really loved the scratch card line and the last two lines.
lol, BD
This...
This is so true and so very funny! Well done!
it's all true
totally brilliant and very funny even if it is true
SMILES
More please, sex needs. Always. Pain is not a pleasure threshold, and thin smiles no mask. Warmth is what it's all about. IT'S so needed,
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