Abs, I don't know what else to say. Hahaha! If they are your muses, no wonder you have the mind you do. It scares me, and that's saying something!
Very good story, and some great imagery. Talking genitals! :D
... and I love you for it. Craptacular work! ~Imp
Going on Santa's bad list!
All I can say is a truly twisted mind for a truly twisted tale... kinda reminds me of my twisted mind!
Is there a category you missed? ahhhhh.. you missed non erotic!... better start over!
You are a whackjob and I say that as the highest compliment. A 'dicklet'...yeesh I almost choked to death. Lol Good luck!
That was a LOL read. The only thing I'd change is to have Hemingway say, "I went to the bitch. The bitch was there."
Thanks for a fun read Abs.
weep a bit. a touching story with an equally touching ending. you can be so dickensonian at times. had to wipe away the tears of laughter.
awesome job, you sicko. glad you had control of our brain when you wrote this.
She's been off trying to reform trolls, I see. I suppose someone has to try. Great story, amiga.
You gave me a gift of a smile and laugh, it was sweet and ("That’s why it’s non-consent Bucko.") had me rollin on the floor laffin. Thanks Abs.
I think our latest contest submissions are equally wacky. Next time, we should team up for a chain story! Good luck!!
You're going to hell for this Abs.
They're looking forward to it Down There. Do you know how hard it is to get good help these days?
Woooohooooooo standing ovation!!!!!
This sucker's going in my favourites. ;-)
Y'know, I could do better than that with one hand tied behind my back... (Looks around for three gorgeous women) Ahem! I SAID WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK! (Looks again).
Damnit! Oh, well, nice story.
Good job here Abs...too funny!!
Abs, Thanks for the laugh! This was fabulous and should be the first thing anyone reads when they come to the site. Thanks for sharing it!
off your troll-ey!! hilarious... xxx
Abs, that was a hoot!
and funny as hell! Dickens comes to mind, and if he'd lived in this day and age, this is something he might have written. (Thanks for not getting *too* close to "A Christmas Carol") *LOL* Thanks also for a titillating, redeeming read.
...I mean, arrange things so that this story automatically comes up first thing as a warning to all would-be trolls?
LOUD and CLEAR!
I loved it! Just found out what a *bomb* was this week (not personally, not yet) and after your comment on "'Twas the Night..." it makes the story that much better. Kill 'em with your razor sharp wit!
Dicklet. Love it. I can't stop giggling. Dicklet.
Great story, I bet all the bombing trolls are fuming in front of their computers!!! *laughs madly*
When I read your comment in the story 'Twas Christmas, this one made more sense ;)
Some ideas seem to be from a Tex Avery movie : a smiling and talking pussy, holding a beckoning clit --> "Vagina is down there" *chanting*
i loved it
What a wonderful story idea. Have I really made that much impact on this web site? My expression has been taken as a screen name. Threads (as in PLURAL!!!) about me. Awesome.
Another set of eyes on this story would have helped to catch the mechanical errors. [Although I sense you wanted to be the first to write about me and were in a hurry to post this.] Use an editor.
Again, a wonderful story idea. (of course - it was about ME!!!) You get one of my highest ever ratings. No coin toss needed.
Excellent, loved every twisted line. Very funny and the imagination it shows you have, is breath taking. My only regret is I can only give it a 5. A true inspiration to a less skilled writer like myself. Thank you for posting it.
This story is the best!
Vagina dialogues, I was rolling. So many good things, I had to read it 3 times to get them all.
I didn't care for the Michael Jackson remark.
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