by weftandwarp
I laughed so hard I woke my wife and had a hell of a time trying to read it to her!!
Really enjoyed this little tale. Would’ve gone down well in Loving Wives, they could do with some levity in there!
Fun story, deftly told. Well done. Took a while to get the writing style, but then zing! Wish I could write so concisely.
I am still smiling after LMAO. This is the best and funnest story on Lit. Well told and characters and names were great. Finally found someone who has a more warped sense of humor than me. Well written and well edited. This story can't be anything except 5 stars. Thanks for sharing.
Thank you all so much, you make it worthwhile. I try to write for contests because I learn more. It can be embarrassing though.
a ute is a uterus. Or a youth, if you're from Jersey ; }
Over here, we pick up our cargo in the flatbeds of our pick-ups and tote it wherever it needs to be. Although both a uterus and a youth do carry things, I suppose, it would generally be a strain on both to pick up, say, blocks of concrete or a dining room set. Fair dinkum.
But why kill the pigs? Why were Pixie and Shithead trapped in the house? Kick a pig in its ass and it'll move. And what happened when he got home? While funny, I felt it needed more information to be really funny. I'd like to see his talk with Pixie.
I'm upset that you shot those defenseless porkers and then buried them. What kind of thought less person would do something like that? You wasted several hundred pounds of good pork, a few gallons of pig lard and all that tasty pork crisp. Oh, sorry. Maybe your had to do that for religious belief reasons.