from a great writer. Although the ending was no surprise I was laughing so hard that I didn't care. You have a real sense of humor. Please keep writing.
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Anonymous01/16/05
Super
A plot, sex, a twist, and humor. What more could a reader want?
Great little twist. You're going to make Patricia jealous if you keep it up.
The lad really ran the gambit in his thoughts. I'm not sure I would ever deliberate away from the doorway except to find a bat or something. Kill her with kindness. I'm sure not too many revenge minded cuckolds would ever think of that one. His demeanor was so changed he might have ended up committed to the funny farm if he hadn't funneled his attention to her body.
Even the little evening spoiler at the end was funny!
This is delightful. Incredibly witty and fun. And darn it I had already outlined something similar. A great story all around. I wonder if this is the way to convince my husband to take me to the ballet?
by
Anonymous01/17/05
Excellent Writing!
Not only a good story, from the standpoint of erotic content, but absolutely hilarious. This was definitely a "rofl" story.
Just when I think that all the good stores have been read (I have been hard at it!) HDK writes another. X-Bishop writes one, patrica51 wrote one not long ago. I was sooo happy tearning into people ,not there is no reason to! humour, great sex, good writing.
I need to get a life. HDK, you need to get to the word processor and crank out another!
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Anonymous01/21/05
Very Good
I already read it 3 times and I laughed my ass off each time. Great story.
It's rare when a story makes you laugh out loud. It's even rarer when you also learn a new vocabulary word in a porn story: priapism. His wife wanted to refuse him sex because he had a hard-on. "Don't mistake an erection for being horny". This was just a funny story.
Just when I was hating his wife..........Surprise!
Excellent Job and funny! I know how I would feel If I came home and found her banging some shit head. I wouldn't have been so cool! But idf he barged in he would have seen it was her sister, And we wouldn't have an excellent story!
Thanks for Writing!
Sexmate
What the hell is this being classed as a loving wife story? There's more than enough humor here to put it firmly in the humor category.
Nice twist with all the humping & pumping going on in his bed. All he has to do is figure out who's who in that dept.
Does Joe realize what he has done to himself? He has set himself to a new high standard in the loving gymnastics department; Theresa's going to be looking for more passion and, even worse, more visits to the ballet.
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Anonymous09/16/05
Your writing is great
Humor, sex, and worry - I enjoyed how you mixed all into a unique story. Please keep them coming.
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Anonymous09/16/05
GREAT STORY
THANKS. Have to get something off my chest in regards to two comments more or less directed at me. Those comments were made in regards to the story sharing my wife. First let me say that i know almost all stories are fiction, but when a writer does a great job it pulls us in and makes it seem real. Now First to softly, i am neither old or a turd or skinny. I have had great sex, just ask your wife. By the way i have a nice 8 1/2" cock that your wife really worships.By the way i didn't read this story since the title said it all. I want to thank the auuthor on the heads up on that.I still let the author know how i feel about his story, which by the way dickhead is what they ask of us so that they can grow as a writer. To anonymous, i am not racist or have i ever been. I am hispanic and i have friends that are both white and black. So thats not the issue her, shithead. The issue was stated perfectly by the anonymous that said that he didn't understand why anyone would take a chance by putting themselves and those they love at risk. I mean everytime you have sex with someone outside of marriage there is always a risk of catching something. He was right on, when he said that you don't know what the other person or persons do in there spare time. Hell he could be fucking everyone that will spreads her legs for him. The woman that you fuck could be spreading her legs for every man for all you know. I don't know about everybody but i wouldn't even think of putting my loved ones at rist just to satisfy some fantasy. I have told my wife how i feel about this and i have also told her that if she ever cheated on me our marriage was over. That there would be no excuses, reasons or explanations that she could give to me that would make me understand why she cheated. Enough Said
by
10/05/05
Two lessons
There are clearly two lessons to be learned from this story:
1. Be careful of making assumptions!
2. As the Troubador pointed out, these dancers have NICE legs! They don't call them tighghts for nothing! Just sit back and enjoy. You don't have to listen to the music.
By the way, what was with the last comment? That was pretty weird?
Anyway, another great story. I'm only mildly jealous! I'm humble enough to recognize superior talent!
HDK:
This one is another of your usual outstanding efforts. It's funny, It's sexy, and it gives a little food for thought. Was it really her sister? If he couldn't find any evidence in her pussy it only means she understands how to douche with a vengence. Nice work and Thank You. Ronnie W.
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Anonymous10/26/05
what!!!
Did this guy actually believe that bs? Does the author expect us to believe it. I would say that she fast on her feet, that's all.
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Anonymous11/20/05
Great story with humor all the way
Very funny and I didn't see it coming until he had his wife in bed. I hope he enjoyed the ballet. However, I'd say it's a small price to pay for the information he got talking "dirty" to his wife.
I have two questions first if both the wife and husband are not home how does her sister get into there house? And question two is it just me or are alot of stories authors have written lately make the husband out to be a complete idiot? Either he's believing some stupid story she gives him, or after she cheats on him he still takes her back. Maybe it's just me, even so good story and I look forward to more from you.
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Anonymous08/09/06
Great
Another fun story by you. I read it when it came out but never voted for some reason.
Recommended with a beer or a glass of wine. WARNING: Remove any beverage from area of reading before last paragraph is read!
Poor Hubby, might as well start liking the “Swan Lake” and the like…
On the site. I cant remember how many times Ive read it and I still laugh out loud every time. The wife's words/delivery and his thoughts when he comes home drunk are hilarious. Thanks much for such a great story.
It was a really funny story. Especially when his offer of opra tickets comes back and bites him in the ass. Thanks for the great read.
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Anonymous06/04/10
jUST MORE OF YOUR ENDLESS WIMP GARBAGE AS THE STANDARD PLATITUDE IS INCORPORATED, WITH THE CUCK LEAVING THE FUCKING SCENE TO DROWN HIS SORROWS ON BOOZE . IF YOU STUPID ,QUEER IN THE CLOSET, LIT AUTHORS, COULD EVER FIND EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SMIDGEN OF ORIGINALITY IN YOUR CHEATING WIFE STORIES .
Totally a great story, Five stars all across. I was looking for a laugh to pass the time and my clit ended up getting hard halfway in between. Forget those other assbags and keep writing, this story was amazing.
English
Another great story
from a great writer. Although the ending was no surprise I was laughing so hard that I didn't care. You have a real sense of humor. Please keep writing.
Super
A plot, sex, a twist, and humor. What more could a reader want?
Most enjoyable
Good story line, good characters, not too long and a very amusing conclusion. Well done !
Another winner by HDK
It's so fine to read something original. And ending it with a faithful wife and devoted husband too.
But what's a night or two at the ballet. Looking at women's legs is probably my favorite sport.
Doug
outstanding
nice to see some humor once in a while. very well put together!
Splendid
Phew - nice ending - nice work - great tease
Great story!! A very good surprise ending.
Another good story from Harddaysknight. The twist at the end was just fantastic. Keep up these great stories.
Great story
Great little twist. You're going to make Patricia jealous if you keep it up.
The lad really ran the gambit in his thoughts. I'm not sure I would ever deliberate away from the doorway except to find a bat or something. Kill her with kindness. I'm sure not too many revenge minded cuckolds would ever think of that one. His demeanor was so changed he might have ended up committed to the funny farm if he hadn't funneled his attention to her body.
Even the little evening spoiler at the end was funny!
I already AM jealous!
This is delightful. Incredibly witty and fun. And darn it I had already outlined something similar. A great story all around. I wonder if this is the way to convince my husband to take me to the ballet?
Excellent Writing!
Not only a good story, from the standpoint of erotic content, but absolutely hilarious. This was definitely a "rofl" story.
Another nice story....
You crack me up with your humor HDK!!!! Good story.
Totally awesome
I loved this... the humour only added to the story.
Great ending, what more can I say? What they said and more... if you read one story today, make it this one!!!
LOL
HDK
Man I loved it! I still think it was the wife that dodged the bullet but it was a great read. One for my library.
Read ya later
Bishop
Fun read
Nice to see a story with heat and humor.
I hate this!
Just when I think that all the good stores have been read (I have been hard at it!) HDK writes another. X-Bishop writes one, patrica51 wrote one not long ago. I was sooo happy tearning into people ,not there is no reason to! humour, great sex, good writing.
I need to get a life. HDK, you need to get to the word processor and crank out another!
Very Good
I already read it 3 times and I laughed my ass off each time. Great story.
Funny, sexy
It's rare when a story makes you laugh out loud. It's even rarer when you also learn a new vocabulary word in a porn story: priapism. His wife wanted to refuse him sex because he had a hard-on. "Don't mistake an erection for being horny". This was just a funny story.
Perfect!
Just when I was hating his wife..........Surprise!
Excellent Job and funny! I know how I would feel If I came home and found her banging some shit head. I wouldn't have been so cool! But idf he barged in he would have seen it was her sister, And we wouldn't have an excellent story!
Thanks for Writing!
Sexmate
Great!
This is a great one. You could put this one in the humour section, too!!
Really enjoyed this.
Over the fence!
Great story. Very clever. Thanks.
LMAO
What the hell is this being classed as a loving wife story? There's more than enough humor here to put it firmly in the humor category.
Nice twist with all the humping & pumping going on in his bed. All he has to do is figure out who's who in that dept.
Does Joe realize what he has done to himself? He has set himself to a new high standard in the loving gymnastics department; Theresa's going to be looking for more passion and, even worse, more visits to the ballet.
Your writing is great
Humor, sex, and worry - I enjoyed how you mixed all into a unique story. Please keep them coming.
GREAT STORY
THANKS. Have to get something off my chest in regards to two comments more or less directed at me. Those comments were made in regards to the story sharing my wife. First let me say that i know almost all stories are fiction, but when a writer does a great job it pulls us in and makes it seem real. Now First to softly, i am neither old or a turd or skinny. I have had great sex, just ask your wife. By the way i have a nice 8 1/2" cock that your wife really worships.By the way i didn't read this story since the title said it all. I want to thank the auuthor on the heads up on that.I still let the author know how i feel about his story, which by the way dickhead is what they ask of us so that they can grow as a writer. To anonymous, i am not racist or have i ever been. I am hispanic and i have friends that are both white and black. So thats not the issue her, shithead. The issue was stated perfectly by the anonymous that said that he didn't understand why anyone would take a chance by putting themselves and those they love at risk. I mean everytime you have sex with someone outside of marriage there is always a risk of catching something. He was right on, when he said that you don't know what the other person or persons do in there spare time. Hell he could be fucking everyone that will spreads her legs for him. The woman that you fuck could be spreading her legs for every man for all you know. I don't know about everybody but i wouldn't even think of putting my loved ones at rist just to satisfy some fantasy. I have told my wife how i feel about this and i have also told her that if she ever cheated on me our marriage was over. That there would be no excuses, reasons or explanations that she could give to me that would make me understand why she cheated. Enough Said
Two lessons
There are clearly two lessons to be learned from this story:
1. Be careful of making assumptions!
2. As the Troubador pointed out, these dancers have NICE legs! They don't call them tighghts for nothing! Just sit back and enjoy. You don't have to listen to the music.
By the way, what was with the last comment? That was pretty weird?
Anyway, another great story. I'm only mildly jealous! I'm humble enough to recognize superior talent!
Did She or Didn't She?
HDK:
This one is another of your usual outstanding efforts. It's funny, It's sexy, and it gives a little food for thought. Was it really her sister? If he couldn't find any evidence in her pussy it only means she understands how to douche with a vengence. Nice work and Thank You. Ronnie W.
what!!!
Did this guy actually believe that bs? Does the author expect us to believe it. I would say that she fast on her feet, that's all.
Great story with humor all the way
Very funny and I didn't see it coming until he had his wife in bed. I hope he enjoyed the ballet. However, I'd say it's a small price to pay for the information he got talking "dirty" to his wife.
Why
I have two questions first if both the wife and husband are not home how does her sister get into there house? And question two is it just me or are alot of stories authors have written lately make the husband out to be a complete idiot? Either he's believing some stupid story she gives him, or after she cheats on him he still takes her back. Maybe it's just me, even so good story and I look forward to more from you.
Great
Another fun story by you. I read it when it came out but never voted for some reason.
Boyd
Stupid
That was so stupid was the husaband supposed to believe her in thinking she has a twin sister that is shit.
I gotta stop laughing... my sides hurt! :D
I'm still cackling and snorting with laughter. Thanks, HDK, for a wonderful spoof of Literotica LW stories.
Nothing like coming back to a classic!
Recommended with a beer or a glass of wine. WARNING: Remove any beverage from area of reading before last paragraph is read!
Poor Hubby, might as well start liking the “Swan Lake” and the like…
I think this is one of my favorite stories
On the site. I cant remember how many times Ive read it and I still laugh out loud every time. The wife's words/delivery and his thoughts when he comes home drunk are hilarious. Thanks much for such a great story.
This is funny. I love it.
HDK, I really enjoyed this. It was really funny.
Typical Fine HDK Story
Delicious as always. The guy used a minimum of evidence
to back his false conclusion!
running off and hiding isnt the answer and in this
case caused him major harm.
GREAT WRITER MEDIOCRE STORY
i'M A BIG FAN OF HDKS BUT THIS IS NOT ONE OF HIS BETTER EFFORTS. Sometimes his pure comedy wears a little thin.
the Ct. Yankee
Good read
wonder what it takes to make some readers happy, I think they're reading these stories for the wrong reason. You think?
Was it really?
Was it really the wife's sister getting balled? Really? Really? Come on now HDK...only you really know for sure.
Come on now. Lighten up a bit there.
It was a really funny story. Especially when his offer of opra tickets comes back and bites him in the ass. Thanks for the great read.
jUST MORE OF YOUR ENDLESS WIMP GARBAGE AS THE STANDARD PLATITUDE IS INCORPORATED, WITH THE CUCK LEAVING THE FUCKING SCENE TO DROWN HIS SORROWS ON BOOZE . IF YOU STUPID ,QUEER IN THE CLOSET, LIT AUTHORS, COULD EVER FIND EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SMIDGEN OF ORIGINALITY IN YOUR CHEATING WIFE STORIES .
PURE GARBAGE ASSHOLE, AS USUAL.
JOHN tREVOR
OMG Soo good!
Totally a great story, Five stars all across. I was looking for a laugh to pass the time and my clit ended up getting hard halfway in between. Forget those other assbags and keep writing, this story was amazing.
Great
I should have saw it coming but you snuck it in so cleverly. Good job! I gave you a five.
Sorry
Ballet not opera tickets.
very good
Love the little twists you throw in. Keep it up!!
No whimpy husbans no slut wives, love it.
Very amusing ...
... and a great final paragraph.
I would have rated it 5*****
Except stories about old folks are not sexy so I rated it 1*.
hey DWmoroncok
Did your parents have any children that lived?
DWornock, someone needs to shove your head up your ass, so the bullshit you come out with lands where it belongs
"tickets for the ballet"
Absolute pure win. DWnitwit is a cop-hating ped0, ignore that slimy sack of shit, this was a funny story.
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