. . . this story or the dumb ass "Anonymous" cricket who wants to give the author an English lesson but can't spell "separate." I mean, really, are there any "Anonymous" critics out there who are brighter than a black hole? If so, who are they?
Jrunner, your story made me wet (email me if you would like a pic proving it). It should be in the Humor & Satire category though because it is fucking hilarious. Keep it up!
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Anonymous07/27/05
Hmm, maybe this story is cursed?
First, jrunner makes several mistakes in word usage. Then, the author of the first comment points some of them out, but misspells "separate". And then, the second response mocks the first one for its error, yet somehow manages to use "cricket" where "critic" was meant.
Nevertheless, I'm gonna try, anyhow. jrunner, I think you did use spellcheck (there are no blatant typos here), but you have to understand that spellcheck alone doesn't ensure you use the proper word, just *a* word. It won't catch when you use a homophone (such as "waste" for "waist" or "balled" for "bald"), nor will it note the absence of a necessary space ("apart"/"a part") or the simple use of the wrong word (such as when you meant to say Ashley blew Mr. Riley because she was desperate and wrote "despite" instead). Even after using spellcheck, please double-check the story to avoid errors such as this.
Now for the good news: both the concept and the story were hot indeed. My only problem was that the characters seemed to be a little young for 18 (yeah, I know, Literotica won't let you make them be 15/16, but that's how they felt to me). Also, that strap-on (which is one word, not two, btw) seemed to show up conveniently; it might have been more credible if her friends had already been playing together and had decided to seduce her as a birthday present.
Still, good stuff. How about a sequel with Mom spying on the teens, or maybe even getting involved?
You remind me of "number two" for sure. Thanks for telling everyone what I meant, you sanctimonious shit. But you are incorrect, of course. Chirp, chirp. Crickets (OFr "criquer," to creak. Crickets are pest wannabe critics who leap on stories and chirp and creak. I read that in a Public Comment posted on "My Loving Husband" which you will find at the top of the Feedback Portal 30 days list. Oh, and what makes you think "spellcheck" is a word? I bet your favorite color is black. But you're right about one thing--this story is hot! Even hotter the second time I read it.
or should that be, i need more he,hee! Needed a little more build up, hopefully the 2nd chapter will do that. Definitely need to have the mother and daughter getting in on with or without the friends... The second anonymous gave you some good tips, use them and you'll do well sticking by them! Look forward to the 2nd chapter. xxx
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Anonymous08/17/05
Wow, Sarahhh, that was so clever!
I haven't seen read such a brilliant "number two" joke since second grade. Such sophisticated humor.
And shame on me for not getting the "cricket" slang. After all, didn't everyone else immediately catch that you were referring to an obscure in-joke? No? How odd, I thought I was the only one. (And more seriously, if you're going to use jargon, you should expect to be misunderstood. Especially if you don't cue it by putting in quotes, and then use the word "critics" in the next sentence. And if you're going lecture me by citing Old French roots, it might do something for your credibility if you would learn how to close a set of parentheses. Just saying.)
As to whether "spellcheck" is a word, may I suggest you check out the 749,000 hits it brings up on Google? While it is true that the original program was called SpellCheck, dropping the capitals to indicate a generic type rather than a specific product (or to transform the brand name into a verb form) is common and accepted usage, much as other commercial products that have now entered the lexicon (kleenex, band-aid, white-out) no longer need to have their capital letters used when one is speaking of the generic function, and not the specific, trade-marked, commercial product. Take it up with the folks at Spellcheck.net, if you wish. (But it was never two words, nor a hyphenated one.)
jrunner, still like the story and wish you would develop it further.
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Anonymous08/17/05
haven't read the story
Anonymous in awe: You're fighting a losing battle with Saraaah. She's more intolerant of dissenting opinion than the Catholic Church was when Galileo came up with the absurd, sacreligious concept that the earth revolved around the sun. And she attacks as viciously as Torquemada and with as much attention to facts. And you'll never outlast her; no grudge is too insignificant hold and there is no expiration period. She has the appetite for vituperation of a plague of locusts.
As for remaining anonymous, it seems imprudent to reveal contact information to a stalker.
Sorry for taking up your comment space, Jrunner, I'll read it at some point.
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Anonymous01/02/06
scumfuc
you are all fucking dumb. this is a porno story not an english essay. WHO CARES?!
if you were all as intelligent as you try to be, you wouldnt be sitting here reading pornos off the internet.
English
Another one.....
Yep, Huked on Fonix wurked four ewe.
First, there are two words. Waist and Waste....you had a 50/50 chance and blew it.
Second, "a part" means to be part of something. "apart" means seperate from.
Third, use spell check and find someone with more education (edjukayshun?) than yourself, to edit the story.
I don't know what's funnier . . .
. . . this story or the dumb ass "Anonymous" cricket who wants to give the author an English lesson but can't spell "separate." I mean, really, are there any "Anonymous" critics out there who are brighter than a black hole? If so, who are they?
Jrunner, your story made me wet (email me if you would like a pic proving it). It should be in the Humor & Satire category though because it is fucking hilarious. Keep it up!
Hmm, maybe this story is cursed?
First, jrunner makes several mistakes in word usage. Then, the author of the first comment points some of them out, but misspells "separate". And then, the second response mocks the first one for its error, yet somehow manages to use "cricket" where "critic" was meant.
Nevertheless, I'm gonna try, anyhow. jrunner, I think you did use spellcheck (there are no blatant typos here), but you have to understand that spellcheck alone doesn't ensure you use the proper word, just *a* word. It won't catch when you use a homophone (such as "waste" for "waist" or "balled" for "bald"), nor will it note the absence of a necessary space ("apart"/"a part") or the simple use of the wrong word (such as when you meant to say Ashley blew Mr. Riley because she was desperate and wrote "despite" instead). Even after using spellcheck, please double-check the story to avoid errors such as this.
Now for the good news: both the concept and the story were hot indeed. My only problem was that the characters seemed to be a little young for 18 (yeah, I know, Literotica won't let you make them be 15/16, but that's how they felt to me). Also, that strap-on (which is one word, not two, btw) seemed to show up conveniently; it might have been more credible if her friends had already been playing together and had decided to seduce her as a birthday present.
Still, good stuff. How about a sequel with Mom spying on the teens, or maybe even getting involved?
Hey "Anonymous" number two:
You remind me of "number two" for sure. Thanks for telling everyone what I meant, you sanctimonious shit. But you are incorrect, of course. Chirp, chirp. Crickets (OFr "criquer," to creak. Crickets are pest wannabe critics who leap on stories and chirp and creak. I read that in a Public Comment posted on "My Loving Husband" which you will find at the top of the Feedback Portal 30 days list. Oh, and what makes you think "spellcheck" is a word? I bet your favorite color is black. But you're right about one thing--this story is hot! Even hotter the second time I read it.
We need more...
or should that be, i need more he,hee! Needed a little more build up, hopefully the 2nd chapter will do that. Definitely need to have the mother and daughter getting in on with or without the friends... The second anonymous gave you some good tips, use them and you'll do well sticking by them! Look forward to the 2nd chapter. xxx
Wow, Sarahhh, that was so clever!
I haven't seen read such a brilliant "number two" joke since second grade. Such sophisticated humor.
And shame on me for not getting the "cricket" slang. After all, didn't everyone else immediately catch that you were referring to an obscure in-joke? No? How odd, I thought I was the only one. (And more seriously, if you're going to use jargon, you should expect to be misunderstood. Especially if you don't cue it by putting in quotes, and then use the word "critics" in the next sentence. And if you're going lecture me by citing Old French roots, it might do something for your credibility if you would learn how to close a set of parentheses. Just saying.)
As to whether "spellcheck" is a word, may I suggest you check out the 749,000 hits it brings up on Google? While it is true that the original program was called SpellCheck, dropping the capitals to indicate a generic type rather than a specific product (or to transform the brand name into a verb form) is common and accepted usage, much as other commercial products that have now entered the lexicon (kleenex, band-aid, white-out) no longer need to have their capital letters used when one is speaking of the generic function, and not the specific, trade-marked, commercial product. Take it up with the folks at Spellcheck.net, if you wish. (But it was never two words, nor a hyphenated one.)
jrunner, still like the story and wish you would develop it further.
haven't read the story
Anonymous in awe: You're fighting a losing battle with Saraaah. She's more intolerant of dissenting opinion than the Catholic Church was when Galileo came up with the absurd, sacreligious concept that the earth revolved around the sun. And she attacks as viciously as Torquemada and with as much attention to facts. And you'll never outlast her; no grudge is too insignificant hold and there is no expiration period. She has the appetite for vituperation of a plague of locusts.
As for remaining anonymous, it seems imprudent to reveal contact information to a stalker.
Sorry for taking up your comment space, Jrunner, I'll read it at some point.
scumfuc
you are all fucking dumb. this is a porno story not an english essay. WHO CARES?!
if you were all as intelligent as you try to be, you wouldnt be sitting here reading pornos off the internet.
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