I REALLY enjoyed this...
Naughty & nice & funny as hell!
GREAT story collie.. had me laughing.. which isn't easy. Good luck... although with talent like yours.. you really don'tneed luck!
funny as hell and well worth the time to read. Ho ho ho is about right. Great job and good luck with the contest.
I am glad that I was not trying to drink anything while I read this....tehehe
More! More! Colly, this is so damn funny! Your sense of humor just shines. I think you may have found another great genre to write for. Keep going.
Good one, Colleen.
You never fail to please.
"I'm seeing Aztec temples and shit." I still laugh every time I think about this line!! This was fantastic! You have a terrific talent for humor writing. I want to use this PC to officially encourage you to keep it up! :)
every time I read it. Yet another string to your bow. Write more like this, funny and sexy......loved it.
I loved it and was giggling all the way through. Excellent job, Colly!!
totally entertaining! i was laughing out really loud! thanx a million...keep up the great work!
Delightfully funny take on Christmas shenanegans. Very well done, Colly. Laugh out loud funny!!!
I laughed, I peed my pants and then I laughed some more...and somehow I was also turned on.
This was a very well done piece of humor.
I bow to you.
You had me laughing my arse off. A very welcome surprise! Best of luck in the contest, hon!
Thanks. Still smiling. I needed that.
You have a real flair for comedy, Ms C. Keep up the good work.
especially in light of all the downers I have been reading this winter. I haven't finished my Winter Contest entry yet and I hope you don't think I am copying you but mine has some things in common with yours.
I started laughing so hard I could only read a few words at a time. Then I had to wait for my eyes to clear enough to read a few more. :)
nice to have a change from some of these ultra sweet, saccharine stories, including mine!
I NEEDED A LAUGH TODAY AND THIS STORY WAS PERFECT. THANKS FOR WRITING IT. I'M SURE IT WILL PROVIDE OTHERS WITH A WELL DESERVED LAUGH. NICE CHANGE FROM THE ORDINARY.
What a hilarous story. I laughed so hard I got stitches in my sides. Thanks and Mary Christmas to you.
... that you kick ass in this category, TOO. Happy holidays and good luck in the contest!
As one who loves writing humor I must say you have what it takes. Santa and his elves will never be the same again. Good luck!
WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?? AWESOME, STILL WIPING THE TEARS FROM MY EYES! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Considering the shitty day i had,Dealing with miserable,maint. supervisor(whos crew sucks ass ...out twelve guys.....at least five are really worth the money they make...lmao),tooooo the point.....just the right laughs in just the right places timing wise,combined with an awesome dinner at red lobster......EXCELLENT...
but I told you that when I first read this. I do so hope you continue to write in this genre.
Thank you, I laughed my head off, just what doctor ordered. Maybe you should consider putting a warning sign. No eating or drinking while reading.. choking hazard. Thx again, it was funny. :D
This story / novella had me laughing from almost the first paragraph. It helped the contents to seem longer, as I had to stop reading regularly to control my mirth. Very Well Done !!!
That was a funny ass story. Well written and a pleasure to find in all the entries. Hope to see you on the winners block ( right below me. lol)
Had to read it twice to make sure I caught all the jokes.
Very very funny Colleen!
Colly, I made the mistake of drinking water while reading your story, and I almost drowned! Very funny stuff.
Very funny...very funny
Awesome job, Colly
Your story was hysterical. I had to read and reread it a couple of times as I was laughing so hard. That is definitely a very humorous way of looking at Santa and his elves, and Christmas in general. Awesome job!
Colly, you've said some nice things about my work, but I can NOT write funny. Light, yes, but not funny. This was hilarious. I was almost in pain with laughing. We all harbour secret thoughts of winning but I surrender now. I have no chance against this. Tremendous piece of work. I salute you!
is going to stay with me a while. LOL
This was good. It made me laugh. Good luck w/the contest.
But lots of ha-ha-ha's. Very funny stuff colly.
I loved that,really! from the deductible on the dental plan to the squeezing grape to the 12 days of Christmas...just wonderful!
You are simply fabulous, Colleen. I laughed throughout the entire story.
and worth reading over and over. Gave me the giggles.
LMAO This was so funny! I'm still grinning.
Please continue, I'd love to read more on elf feminism. LOL
Not going to wish you good luck, because luck has nothing to do with this. You've got a lot of talent and a wicked sense of humor.
Bwha ha ha ha. Although I must admit when lost my ass (laughed it off) it kinda hurt.
I was breaking out in laughter the entire time. Poor little elf!
I miss you.
Beautifully written, absolutely hilarious, i loved it!
my blast from the past pick on the New Story Review Thread in the Author's Hangout.
God I miss you so much....
LOL! i'm ROFLMAO here! that was so bloody funny
Thatvwas absolutelyvthe funniest thing I've ever read!
Lmfao, poor little Elfie. xD Really sucks for her. O.o great story ^^
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