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For international readers - just imagine there were rhyming couplets - not just the one about oral sex
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Since man doesn't see it coming
when he comes to an end
a dame, unclad, said
"What soon is going to happen
in filled wet cleft
beneath shrubby dark forest
believe in me
from man's hip center
it pours
and flows
no, it squirts
and darts
oh, well, be assured,
my dear, it shoots and fires."
But troubled with doubts
he pondered and asked
"If you didn't take me in,
you could describe it really well,
and if your eyes stayed fixed
on my manhood, as it vents."
The blow job was invented next
to do research on his release
Up and down it went, seesaw-style
tightly embraced by her lips
sucking his hard shaft
until the salty juice came sizzling.
But very unfortunate
her vision fogged by tears
as another side of oral sex
they found, the gag reflex
thereupon, a second time, he spoke
"There ain't no other choice,
and I'm really sad to say,
take a look from further away"
She muses long what to do
He's almost whining, "What's up now?"
Her grip is tight, her eyes are wide
his cock rubbed fast by eager hand
What happened then to her,
because he didn't see it coming,
all of a sudden it sprang forth
on nose, lips, chin and cheek
didn't spare her eye
"You scamp, you cummy runt
do you believe, you're smarter now."
They sit, side-by-side, at the ophthalmologist.
The rhyming couplets in German are engaging! Luckily, I had my old English to German dictionary (from Music Conservatory) to guide me through the pronunciations!