by DG Hear
I'm right there with you. Us old farts have to stick together. Another good story. A lot of truth in them there words.
A fan always
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being a male over 80, I can fully understand your problem.
lesson for us all. it sometimes seems easier to try something new than putting the effort into improving something old, even tho it has been tested and proven. a fan always.
I wonder how many of us 'old farts' have the courage to admit that we need to lower our sex drive - lower it from 'all in our heads' down to 'between our legs'!! Another good one DG!
When a man is desperate and dying for just one night of bliss it shows on his face and in his body language. When you're getting so much sex you need assistance, the rest of the female population is banging on your door trying to get in. My goal in life is to be shot by a jealous husband as I'm dashing down the street stark naked after a night of wild sex. Keep up the good work...you're a great writer.
i can feel your pain, because i have the same
problem. i lost my wife about 6 months ago, and
although we had not had sex for a long time because
she was not in good health, i was her caregiver,
i still had feelings, and still have a drive, but
nobody to use it on. i have been urged to get back
into the dating game, but i am afraid, because the
fact i am old. if i could find an older woman that
had the same feelings as i have, i would be delighted.
Women in their 30s-50s? You should start younger...say 19 year old college students that are over worked and have an insatiable sex drive but are stressed out between classes. It's just a suggestion, but I think you'd find it to be beneficial to go young and stupid.
At least my wife will give me a BJ once a week or so. She says I last too long and she gets tired.She isn't very good at it , but she thinks she is. So I appreciate the effort.She has a bad hip and can't go cowgirl,just got over cancer,lost a boob and lost the libido thing, but she tries. Yeah, " it's hell gettin old". Got a couple of ladies about town flirtin a bit but cheating would not be good for me, and it would tear up my wife and I'm just not that kind of ass hole. I'd rather just divorce her and start over, damn she's just so darn sweet and trusting. Then theres Ilene,petite,big brown eyes,nice figure, pretty too, one teenage very pretty daughter.OOPS there I go dreamin again!! B
The story really rings a bell. Men still want it, women are not interested. The world is full of 'dirty old men', in reality just men who are totally sex starved. You would probably get more if you joined the priesthood.
Come back and re-read it when you lover has her last period.
If true, I'm in the same boat here. It's not healthy physically or mentally.
Ha, I’d like the opportunity to say “Good night, Irene.” But first, need to meet a woman named Irene. For example.
Pretty cogent observations, even for the humorous/satirical category.