All Comments on 'A Tongue Lashing: An Essay'

a legend in his own lunchtime. Talks a good game but when it comes to it, a complete loser.

.......most men do need lessons.

Donna

Communication is the key. Constant feedback. Good luck in the contest. :)

Entertaining, loving, fun to read and here's hoping plenty of men and women read it. The best part about it wasn't in the technique, though that was excellent and clearly stated...it was in the emphasis on loving and enjoying it, in wanting to give your partner pleasure. Bravo. The women you've been with have been lucky just for having someone who adored them.

People should seriously read this. The most important part about oral sex, for me anyhow, is that the guy want to be down there. If he doesn't, then he should stop. I don't want him doing me any favors he doesn't really want to do.

Awesome essay, good luck in the contest!

An informative piece and something I'll keep in mind when I have my first planned, non-drunken :D, encounter with a lady. ~Minx

Well written, humorous, and enjoyable.

Thank you for your essay. It is a subject men should read up on..perhaps be forced to read...How sad it is when they poke and thrust about with their fingers..or attempt at a lick or slobber..expecting miracles!! Men need never have complexes about their cocks or even their big ears and spotty arses IF they know how to eat pussy..they will be GODS

I think what I like best about your approach to explaining oral sex is your seriousness (and reverence) for your subject! Well done- good luck in the contest.

This is probably the most passionate of the How To pieces I've read so far--kudos!

My only suggestion: baby oil is grainy on the skin. The best of all massage oils is apricot kernel oil. It's natural, great for the skin and tastes yummy! =D

... luck in the contest. It always gives me a giggle when I see all of the men writing how to's on going down on a woman.

Lizzy

Just voted 5 to reward effort.

for every man who wants to please a lady orally. I especially like the foot rub idea. This author knows his stuff!!

There are a few killer tricks I could teach him, but this was an outstanding piece of how-to advice.

It really helps if you love your craft as I do!

Well done sir!

Well, my comment isn't on the quality of the advice. Its on the WAY that advice was shared. It was AROUSING, the passion of the author for his craft, his skill, and the results all crafted so the essay read like an erotic tale about passionate cunninlingus. I couldn't help but remember my own love for pleasing a woman this way... without my penis and its desires and pleasure involved, unselfish and undistracted, focused completely on my lady and her pleasure, her response, and sharing in her orgasm and intensity and response which feels so much MORE complete than the comparatively pitifiul male orgasm.

Of all the incredible qualities women bring to a relationship we men lack, their intuition, sensitivity, child bearing, beauty, and many more, the one thing I am most jealous of is their orgasm(s). And I guess that is a testimonial to the shallowness of males, that the one thing I value most is simple physical pleasure above all those more meaningful qualitites.

But being jealous, and unable to create a miracle and experience such orgasm myself, the next best thing is to be totally immersed into a woman, feeling as much of her orgasm as I can. Holding her tight, feeling the convulsion, listening to her breathing, her sounds, the progress of her arousal, and her joy at release, tasting her flesh, her skin, her wetness of arousal, the fluid of release, smelling her scents, her natural fragrancies, her favorite man made perfumes, but mostly the heady musk of her rich pussy, and lastly, seeing her, watching her respond, seeing her face as she orgasms, her eyes widen, her cheeks and lips darken, and then the incredible angelic softeness of her eyes as orgasm fades into bliss...If there is a better way to do that than cunninlingus, please let me know...

What of men? We pound and drive in penetration, and then in a few short moments of muscle tightening, we then spurt, 5 or 6 quick spurts of pleasure, followed by flaccidity and satisfaction and a pleasure that is more ego, "wow, I got laid" than it is any real physical sensation. If lucky, in a half hour we may get to do it again.

But a woman? What I described above can occur over and over again, differently, the same, internal, clitoral, g, prolongued, multiple, gushing, and in my wifes most incredible state, in rapid back to back orgasms that are so intense they look like seizures, and actually leave her nearly unconscious and paralyzed for several mins. And when she recovers, usually visiting the toilet, when she comes back to bed what she usually wants is MORE.

Oh yeah, this essay was so erotic it took me there in memory, and I cant wait for the kids to go to bed so I can share this page with her, and perhaps inspire her to share again her passion with me...

I have always loved eating pussy. I have never wanted to just jump on, cum, roll off and not think about the lady's pleasure. In my 60 plus years I've always eaten my partner, except my wife, to a climax before fucking. To hear a lady squeal and moan and wriggle and try to pull my head inside her just before she tenses up and squeezes my head with her legs and gets off lets me know that I have pleased her. I know that I'm going to cum, but I want the lady to enjoy the encounter as much as I do.

Awsome, very good advice and very well deliviered

Kudos on the how-to, but please don't use the word fag in your writing. Many people find it extremely offensive. Thanks.

Appreciate your obvious respect & admiration of a woman!

Fantastic!

Not only does this describe the type of oral sex women dream of, but the way you've written it is such a turn on! I couldn't help but rub my self and imagine you practicing on me.

Thankyou!

Thanks for the lovely write up. it really worked for me and i had my friend really worked up and she was oozing.

thanks

an elated pussy licker

wow from reading this essay all I have to say is....please, please, please FUCK ME!!!!

This should be required reading for all hetero men when they turn 20! This was absolutely amazing! Your passion about it is what makes it outstanding. Please spread your knowledge to other men... please!!! There will be a lot more satisfied women out there.

AWeSoMe!!!

If every male could get this advise, say when 18, then there would many, many more satisfied couples.

If one plots a curve of arousal on the vertical and time on the horizontal axis; then the male and female arousal curve will be totally DIFFERENT. The Male curve would be like a stilletto, sharply climbing to a peak and then after ejaculation falling off fast. The Female would be like a gentle gentle slope, getting to the same height or higher than the male curve, and then like a plateau, and then falling off.A young Male teen can hardly be expected to know this, as hardly anyone would tell him, and yet every female expects every male to somehow perform in this way.

This MUST be made a part of the sex education.

FRANCESCA CAPALDI. & LIZZY GREENE. & GENEIEVE G HANNELIUS.

HANNAH HARDING KAUFMAN. VICTORY BAPTIST CHURCH - VERGENNES,VERMONT. & HANNAH HARDING KAUFMAN. MONKTON ROAD - MONKTON,VERMONT.

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