How To F*** Your Daddy

OMG, I nearly died.

Thanks. ROFLMAO

u r a devil

these words written by a real devil.

well done !

GREATTT!!!!!!

A movie should be created! Based on this story. Just can't stop laughing. :))) This is GREAT!

You forgot something!

You forgot to tell everyone what to do when Daddy starts talking about showing off, or even selling off, his little girl to his friends or, scarrier yet, to the highest bidder! "No, Daddy, I don't want to sleep with your friends! New diamond necklace? Well, if we have to eat, we might as well eat 'GOOD', right?" ;-)

You can't go wrong

This story was just great. It gives step by step instructions to get your dady to F*** you. I loved reading this and thanks for posting.

isss goood!

that was great funny and useful, love it!

very good

Hi

badtobadone from the UK,

A very funny but also very true piece of writing,

Yep

I have a little girl who LOVES to fuck her daddy! I'm going to have to let her read this!

Absolutely Hilarious

I learned enough to keep away from daddy seeking girls.... or not.
Vulcez (not anonymous at all)

Bravo!!

The last line is perfect.

Classic!

This piece is priceless, hilarious, poignant, sassy and just plain fun.

how to _ _ _ _ your dad

wow what a great story sarah..i will try this one on my husband..thanks didnt know how to start with him now i know..thanks for the help..write some more..

oh my

A "how-to" guide! Fkn amazing. I love u.

Dumb.

Not all people like sports. That doesn't mean they're gay.

Lovely

It was sweet, funny and cute! I laughed and enjoyed a lot :-)