History Of Cheating Wives Ch. 01

Superb

Very well-written and amusing. Please continue.

Now we just have to wait

for the wankers to tell you should have put this story in humour.

And a least one of them is going to make the point that killing and eating the guy is a little bit strong just because he wanted to fuck the wife. But then if we think back, no bugger had written the Ten Commandments back in the time this story was set. So that's really gonna fuck up their arguments.

Thanks for a good laugh my friend and I look forward to the continuation that you threatened us with.

I've just had a thought; you could have the animal rights folks after you for this one.

DC

Superb parody

You got it just right. Thank god you didn't use Fred Flintstone for this...

Wow That Was Close !!!

If she had been taken advantage of too often, we may never have begun the path to usuns, but the culinary channel would never have been born either so it's kind of a trade off.

Thanks Author - sometimes we are a bit to serious aren't we.

With High Regard

Terrific

Very imaginative. A fun read. Keep this type of story comming.

More please

Very funny stuff. Maybe in the next chapter he could discover Group Sex or invent Incest. All the categories on the site are open.

Dude you are just too fukin hostile

and I do not wish to read anymore of your regurgetion

Very

Funny,but a bit primitive!

Oh God!

It was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Well done! Well done!

finally......

a story on the Lit. that is believable!

don

finally......

a story on the Lit. that is believable!

don

Just to funny to say Great!

Just to dang good to say more as I'm still laughing. That was funny.
Thanks for some light hardness.
PT

Well, Fank, you monkey, you failed to prove

your hypothesis, that the bender-over gender has been sharing the cookie-jar since the (very recent) dawn of time. Anyway, I always heard that the first adulteress was named 'Tugly, so I think you got that wrong too.

Also, I think I speak for most of use when I say that you should keep sick stuff like hairless creatures with multiple eyebrows out of your stories.

Wank

I can really apprecaite the amount of research

that you and th eMrs. put into this work, Wow.

Fank is hot

If he ever gets rid of Fug, I want a shot at him. He sounds like a great hunter and provider. I hope he got a patent for the fire thing. I laughed a lot.

Good stuff

A lot of fun.

Wonderful

Tis a bloody tale that is rare, but well told

leapyearguy:

However, I never thought a Doctor of Anthropological History would so prostitute himself for the sake of a few chuckles as to bring the whole field of study into scathing rebuke by your following. One low brow, knuckle scabbed descendant of the tribe of Trog even went so far as to give you a zero and cast ancient curses upon you. Well done. Thank You. Ronnie W.

Funny

This is a great funny story.

I am still just crackin' up over the humor of this tale. I don't see how anyone could give you a zero and call this hostile. I suppose they are having a bad day...

I did wonder though how come Fug (love that name) could find missionary sex more enjoyable than doggy? I suppose the oral had something to do with that. Anyway, in the tradition of a former president of the US if it wasn't "rear entry traditional fucking it wasn't really sex" so he indeed had nothing to worry about.

I am still snickering here. Thanks for the fun read.

Charleybear

Funny, funny history lesson!

My Sir says that if He had His way i would be much more like Fug, because she could catch fish with her teeth . . . giggles . . . Rogue and His angel.

The fun origin of sex (and cheating)

Where were you when I was studying history(or was it Pre-history?), and the damn teacher would not even allow us to sleep quietly! This is so much better and so vivid! Please more Pre-historic sex-ed!

Funny

Fantastic story. Its nice to see a sence of humor in a cheating story. The way that the story weaves its tale like modern times makes for a very funny read. Keep writing more of this type of work as it is a pleasent break from the same old ,same old.

Too much arrogant interruptions

Too much arrogant interruptions by the narrator.

ha ho!

very clever. you are a creative writer with a great sense of humor. thanks.

just found this

very amusing. Thanks, I enjoyed it

WHO WOULD IMAGINE

I never knew. I'm glad to have found this bit of information. I already have lit the oven.

HA

LMAO

I lost it at "Fuglee". LOL

Great work almost needed that good laugh

HA! HA! HA! Definately one of the funniest LW stories I have read superbly written . I lost it when he describes her hair and ass HA HA HA

Very well done -

Funny throughout - the perspective of the neanderthal was perfect -

Wow!

So that's how the chimney was invented! Great fun!

Enjoyed it

A very funny tale. Thanks for sharing.

I

Funny, I liked the story--UGG.

uggggggggggg

Delicious

How could she allow such perversions?

I'm not criticizing but I did not like it.

Maybe my humor is out of whack tonight. I still gave you a good rating, of course.

A five

This kind of humor and creativity is too rare in life. You're right! Sometimes sex is just funny. We take ourselves and our sex lives too seriously. The tone of this story is refreshing.

I liked this again!

And will like it again the next time I read it!

Well Written*****

And FUNNNNNY!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing.

What the hell?

Just going on to read another shitty story on literotica, but wait!...I found myself reading the New Yorker Magazine!
Very well done. Very funny also. Keep writing.

good thing,

Those people had long memories and good spelling editors....bill

Loved it!

Still laughing. 5* Have read some of your other works. Like your stuff. Have a good day or year or whenever.

Nope

I dumped it at two paragraphs in. Not what I want to see on this site.

Yep,Ugh

Thanks for the smile --- or maybe I just had gas......