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Number 29
I might be too outdoorsy, but the flannel nightgown can be kinda hot. Great White North... Lodge all to yourselves... romantic loons... she wiggles over to you in her flannel nightgown.
Ex wife
My EX wife used to wear a flanny night gown. How sexy was it? Not! She is still wondering why I left.
Sounds certain to me
But there was nothing about her chewing bubble gum and popping it.
when she........
when she yaws before u even touch her.
when she rather sucks your cock than kiss u.
when she wants u to get off her immediately after u come.
when she turns over to sleep even before u got off her.
when she wants u to fuck her fast so she could sleep.
when she everytime asks u to put it in even before u really hard.
when she asks u to lick her to get her wet.(she is not wet otherwise)
The classic punch line....
Instead of screaming "Harder" or "Deeper", she mutters "Beige... the ceiling should be beige." I had a girlfriend do this to me as a joke. I brought her off so many times that night, that I couldn't say the word 'beige' afterwards without her getting wet thinking about it.
you
when you gently put her hand on your dick, and she says:" no thanks, I don't smoke!"
Absolutely delighful
Fantasygirl:
What a wicked sense of humor. Thank You. Ronnie W.
The Ultimate
Well done, better than most horror movies I have seen....but you missed the ultimate.... a three line conversation:
"Is it in yet, Honey"
"Yes it is, Baby"
"Ohhh it's so big"
The Ultimate
Well done, better than most horror movies I have seen....but you missed the ultimate.... a three line conversation:
"Is it in yet, Honey"
"Yes it is, Baby"
"Ohhh it's so big"
haha
Bloody hilrous... best laugh i had this Xmas season :D
VERY funny.
Or at least it would be if I hadn't lived it....
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