All Comments on 'Horticultural Sex'

I have some growth that needs tending.

*grin*

Delightfully wacky and oddly erotic.

I'll never look at my hoe and spade in the same manner again.

Well done!

Good story but kind of a stretch. You could have used a proofreader and a Spanish grammar book too.

That story is too funny. It deserves a 5.

Wilma would pass out if he sodded the lawn, I bet.

Forkin'hell, I'm green with envy

For submitting this little gem! Nothing like skewering every clichè of erotica on the pitchfork of comedy!

Oh gods! I need a yard man like that- hell, I just need a yard man. Wonder what Eduardo could do with waist high bahia and a peach tree?

will never ever be the same for me... I can no longer keep a straight face while in my own backyard -- my neoghbors think I'm crazy... THANK YOU! a definite 5

gardening was never this much fun - just imagine when he plants his potatoes and ridges her furrows - hahahahaha - so funny

Everytime i read a story that has me laughing so hard, that my cats think I might be rabid... I look to see who wrote it.... 9 times out of 10, its you. You are bizarre and I love it... I, not to sound too creepy, just want to climb in your ear and just roll around in your squishy brain meat... Uh... Just take a compliment and don't think too much into that... Keep up the good work!