by dirtyjoe69
You are a straight ahead writer, man. And you are indeed prolific. Keep it cumming (ouch!). You know, some women like that 'nasty man' talk. They get off on it big time.
Most men surveyed- and you probably already know this -like to get head more than they like a good fuck. Someone's gotta write it out and I guess you've been elected. You might want to add some of the pain involved like when a guy gets that 'blue steel' that hurts so much and aches for hours afterwards, or that ball ache when relief is the only answer. And about that nervous "I can't sleep cuz I'm too damned horny, too nervous, can't think about anything else and cranky about it. And when you do get that 'killer' cheese off bigtime and for the rest of the day you have to find ways to get back your energy. That oughta go in there, too. Hey, we pay for our stuff, eh? I don't care what anyone says: Shootin' off takes hard work.
Mmm, that's so true. I'm telling you straight from a woman..we do get off on that "nasty man" talk! I enjoy seeing, hearing and even reading about a man getting off. -laughs- Keep it cumming.
i love the story but your voice is too robotic kind of...not to offend or anything ...but it just sounded weird to me
Wow, you just have a talent for that, don't you? The way you read it, you do it just right, to where your voice is low and sexy-like, (maybe that's why some of these people think it sounds robotic, cause it's low), the way you make it sound is, well, like you're actually talking to the woman sucking you off (which, I believe, is the point! lol) My husband, as far as talking (or noise making in general) goes, he's pretty damned quiet, BUT when he's got some alcohol in him (what, just two beers even,lol) he gets quite talkative! And a bit more adventurous, too ;o)
Amazing.
At times I find myself laughing out loud at your comparisons - like the tour guide line - it's cute but TOTALLY unexpected. Regardless of those cheesy lines, your choice of words and the way you deliver them makes me go crazy. Love the filthy way you talk...
God and Jesus are both filthy cocksuckers that swallow hot cum juice everyday of the year.
i listen to this whilst my girlfriends young brother sucks me off as i lay next to he's sister. She never wakes up being a deep sleeper so he can suck and slurp as loud as he wants. Hes blowjob skills out match hes sisters. So i let him swallow me anytime he want's
God is a real filthy cocksucker that swallows everyday of the year.