Jesus H. Christ had a big dick and he fucked the Magdaline woman a lot. His mother kept trying to get it for her self and Jesus was always yelling "Hell mother Mary Don't bite when you suck." It got turned around and became 'hail Mary' which is either a prayer or a football pass.
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Anonymous02/25/07
FUNNY! & SCARY! & MORBID! & BRILLIANT! & SAD : (
This is a dark morbid twist to humour, its telling us Good doesn't exsist, and we're all savages... o_O Funny though, but I can't take this seriously. Revenge doesn't heal. Anyways thats karma's job, and according to you, be good while here! God created the devil, did ya know? He's a fallen angel. This is BY FAR the MOST IMAGINATIVE piece here, and though you might call me a bitch as I'm staring shell shocked on this, it did have some effect on me. Its funny, but I think I'm going to go curl up in a ball and go cry softly in the corner... o_O What about eternal happiness? Purity? Freedom from these freaks! Can't you be your own person? I don't need no f****ing army! You're scaring me... Good job, but I can't relate. Sorry, I liked it for being creative, but I also hate it with all my virgin soul. You squished love and my heart feels like its just been stepped on :(
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Anonymous09/24/07
ONE SIMPLE COMMENT...
Of such a brilliant and delightfully unusual story all that can be said -Oliver Twist would have no trouble saying it- MORE!!MORE!!!MORE!!!
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Anonymous09/21/08
Wow
I loved the concept of this, how religions are wrong and your take on the whole thing is just fascinating!
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Anonymous03/27/09
SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED
THERE WAS NO SEX IN THIS STORY!
WTF?
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Anonymous12/07/09
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i would love to see what else happens after that day
English
All the do gooders have it all wrong anyeay
Jesus H. Christ had a big dick and he fucked the Magdaline woman a lot. His mother kept trying to get it for her self and Jesus was always yelling "Hell mother Mary Don't bite when you suck." It got turned around and became 'hail Mary' which is either a prayer or a football pass.
FUNNY! & SCARY! & MORBID! & BRILLIANT! & SAD : (
This is a dark morbid twist to humour, its telling us Good doesn't exsist, and we're all savages... o_O Funny though, but I can't take this seriously. Revenge doesn't heal. Anyways thats karma's job, and according to you, be good while here! God created the devil, did ya know? He's a fallen angel. This is BY FAR the MOST IMAGINATIVE piece here, and though you might call me a bitch as I'm staring shell shocked on this, it did have some effect on me. Its funny, but I think I'm going to go curl up in a ball and go cry softly in the corner... o_O What about eternal happiness? Purity? Freedom from these freaks! Can't you be your own person? I don't need no f****ing army! You're scaring me... Good job, but I can't relate. Sorry, I liked it for being creative, but I also hate it with all my virgin soul. You squished love and my heart feels like its just been stepped on :(
ONE SIMPLE COMMENT...
Of such a brilliant and delightfully unusual story all that can be said -Oliver Twist would have no trouble saying it- MORE!!MORE!!!MORE!!!
Wow
I loved the concept of this, how religions are wrong and your take on the whole thing is just fascinating!
SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED
THERE WAS NO SEX IN THIS STORY!
WTF?
More
i would love to see what else happens after that day
Great.
I really enjoyed the "theology".
Please let's have more of it in a sequel or two.
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