Funny twist about penis size. Ninety nine percent complain about it being too small.
I still would have dumped the cheating whore.
While not being part of the kick-em-to-the-curb crowd and having been accused via email of being a wimp due to other comments, even I was a bit uncomfortable with a reconciliation after such a lengthy affair. However, I prefer happy endings and it seems the happiest for all in this story with the way it ended.
Pride goes before the fall they say. Too many seem too eager to cut their nose off to spite their faces.
I found a couple of things in this story I really liked. The first of course was the twist at the end. I must admit I did not see that coming. If not for that twist, I would not have liked the way it ended at all.
The other was the relatively unique reason for discovery of the affair. Not too many stories have the husband finding out due to an allergic reaction to peanuts.
Thanks for writing!
I have a hard time believing it. Still, it is a great twist, and worth the read.
you kept the suspense going until the end. - but who is the daddy?
Without them we wouldn't have these stories to read!! Sometimes women a just life support systems for their cunts, then there are the other two days in the year LOL
But what a cool twist on the obvious -
LOL nice one - He still pushes my - limit - for live and let live but the concept was great and it was well executed - nice work -
To leave a child behind for the Cuck of a husband to raise. :)
you actually read the story?
Otherwise I can't understand your last comment about the older man leaving a child behind with her? A year after his death?
Now that would indeed be a twist on the story!
... but this certainly was a different twist on the penis (Did I really just call a cock a penis?) size problem in a lot of these cheating wife stories.
... he said she had the baby a year after the old man's funeral. At last check, it takes nine months from conception, if all goes well, to give birth. Since I think I can safely say that no dead man has ever impregnated anyone, there's a pretty good chance that the baby is not the old man's. Think about it.
If you are a male your stories are written as if by a female cunt, what i mean there is a undertone of man hate like you would like to watch the nice boy at school get beat up or have his parents die, Ive read some of your stories and while not hard and plodding to read are half done and pro cuckold. there is no redeeming written qualities to any female characters i mean ive checked .. NONE! They are not all that sexy and the males seem to rejoice in being betrayed and just seems to wallow in it, and the cunts have to written character other than as a beat stick,and this one is just the same. So you are a female or a self hating male
While I understand the intent with the "cock size" twist, the story still did not sit well with me. First of all, a bit of verbiage about her doing something to warrant a reconciliation would have been nice.
Second, it was not just about cock size. She admitted to sharing emotional time with the old guy, dining conversation, etc., and completed that betrayal with needing to go to his funeral for closure. Obviously she felt some love for the old guy rather than just love for his normal sized cock.
This is one husband who should have moved on down the road and found a woman who was happy with him and his over-sized dick.
Cock size references in most of the stories in this section usually end up in the cuckold fetish.
... I sort of see your reasoning. After all, she was a cheat. The reasons don't matter so, consequently, the baby could have been anyone's. My mistake was ruling out the old man as the only prospect other than her husband. Since she was okayed by the doc to resume bedroom activities at one year after the old man's death and since this is usually done six weeks after the birth, that would have made her gestation period 10 1/2 months for the old man to be the father. Since there was no mention of the baby weighing 20 pounds, I think we can safely rule out the old man's sperm having anything to do with the pregnancy.
And Absolutely rediculous! No woman is going to complain about a husband with too big a dick. This is just another wimp husband and a lying cheating slut. That is not love!
@ Mustang88LX Look at the internet about dick size and pussy size and the pain. The Gauss distrobution is the most common among the biological sizes, so one of the pussies will get PAIN from big dicks and other part of the pussies will not get pain from big dicks. The second group pussy type women are not good for below the average dick sized men!
A little collection from internet:
http://ask.met afilter.com/62983/Is-my-large-penis-going-to-kill-m y-happy-relationship
http://sexuali ty.about.com/od/sexualhealthqanda/a/penis_too_big.h tm
I read a confession from a woman on the Net. The woman wrote she is happy, because she and her husband became fat, so her husband's dick does not reach into her pussy and her pain disapeared after 20 years marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somehow this story concept just didn't quite work for me But well written.
I am sorry but after reading a couple of your stories I will not be reading anymore nor would I recommend them to anyone else. They are all just shitty cuckold stories. I gave this a "1", it did not really even deserve that. You should stop writing shit like this, after 111,696 views and you only got 6 cuckolds to favorite this story, take the hint and stop.
No offense but is this guy trolling? Is he just trying to piss off the readers by writing about a woman cuckolding her husband? Actually, offense intended - what the fuck is wrong with someone that would put the energy into a trolling like this or worse actually thinks being a cuckold is okay? It is not okay, it is sick and demented. The normal reaction to a cheating spouse a brutal killing of her and her fuckbuddy. That is tradition! In the modern pussified fagged up western world, the scales of justice have been unbalanced and a husband has to be more creative - but accepting cheating will never be part of that equation. Financial ruin, public humiliation, covert violence - these are the answers to a cheating spouse and her cohorts. If you are a cuckold - grow a set and take drastic action. Man up, life is too short to be your wifes cum rag.
Including a whore and a wimp - is there anything less than a 1?
What a laugh, hubby's cock was too big. That has to be a joke!
just another pathetic coward husband and a heartless cunt wife. No real man or woman would put up with a cheating spouse like the cunt in this crap. If that is her idea of love, I would not want it and neither would anyone with half a brain.
You are full of crap too!
His cock is bigger, so her cheating is justified. He, like all us men, feels no emotion beyond high-school penis envy. We don't feel silly things like love, or betrayal. We don't care about fidelity or the risk of disease. We don't care about anything, as long as we get regular sex, and have full stomachs. We only care about whether or not we're bigger than the other guy. After that, we don't care, because we are emotionless robots fuelled by beer, fart jokes, and penis envy! At least, that's what all the authors on this site would have us believe, (Assuming we can drag our knuckles away from the game on t.v. long enough to read anything!). By the way, for those that always fail to see the obvious, that's called sarcasm! (Really, you wouldn't believe the amount of people that send me emails, having completely missed my point!)
As a wise older woman, that I worked for many years ago, told me; "Always remember sugar, don't listen to what they tell you, size DOES matter. But not what you're thinking! It's the size of your wallet that counts, not the thing between your legs!" Then again, maybe she wasn't so wise after all, seeing as she was on hubby number 4, back then!
Will there ever be an author on here, that gives men ANY credit for being human beings, and not ridiculous stereotypes with a teenager's mentality? Give us a fucking break!
What did he have between his legs? A baseball bat? Didn't anyone ever hear of lubricant? And how did she become pregnant, if whale dick was too big for her before?
So, if he had wanted a woman with bigger breasts, slimmer waist, longer legs, and 5 years younger than his wife, would he be justified in going out and finding exactly that? What if she is now too loose for him, after giving birth? Is he allowed a weekly dalliance with a woman thats tighter? Should she forgive that?
I agree with @Mustang88LX...The only way to look to this story is as it being a BIG joke, about stories where the husband has always small dicks...Was she retarded? I don't think so...The husband yes, must be a retarded with a big dick...1*
krosis my man, your comments are always much appreciated
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