Don't Bother Me

a little confusing

but nevertheless enjoyable

lol I didn't know so many of literotica's readers are so illiterate this was an interesting piece...and everyones comments about how unrealistic or how bad this story was...go read some more...you obviously haven't read enough in your lifetime...

What a door knob...DWornock you are a sad man...did mommy take your lollipop off you as a child???

Which I believe must have been about the same time you signed up for Lit!!!

Of the last ten or twenty stories I have read...your comments have been nothing but absolutely moronic.

My father always said..."If you can't say something nice, then keep your opinions to yourself. And I know I’m going against this advice, but I think you need it.

There is one saving grace for you!!! You do make me laugh at your feeble attempts to down anyone who just wants to entertain

Good spoof HDK...and I doubt I need to say...don't listen to idiots like doorknob...lol

DWmoronic is so stupid

she taped a piece of paper on the telly and called pay-per-view

A great escape from reality this morning

HDK you have caused me to begin the day with a smile. Great story. I would like to take this opportunity to recognize the Village Idiot. I can think of no one that I have ever met during my life time that could surpass Dwornok in the consistency of making a fool of himself. He is a Master. It is a shame he was not born in the animal kingdom as he would have surely been eaten by his Mother. Lollipop Amanda? I think he would eat the stick first.

ARGUING KIDS ON A PLAYGROUND

whose Daddy is tougher. TK U MLJ LV NV

this was so unbelieveable

as it was meant to be, just funny and fun. Which it was 4 stars

Just simple funny

That was fun -

Not a bright light in the entire chandelier rofl -

Dam fly!

Thanks for a little life interlude!

LMAO

Brilliant!

Cute***

Thanks for sharing.

Nearly couldn't finish

this as I was laughing so much.

typicle british understatement - damn it was funny as hell.

Oh Yeah

Sure, some women are from Venus. The part where there is no air. Some men are from Mars. The "who gives a shit" part. Together they make no sense at all.
Just like my comment.

HA Ha ha

I couldn't stop laughing!

Damn, that was funny as hell!

5 Hilarious Stars! :D

Mars want earthwomen, venus wants earthmen. Why the hell they don't they just fuck each other and stop probing us?

Back when that dreadful pop-psycho-babble 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' was the rage. Every damn party we went to at least one damn fool or another would start spouting that nonsense.

My wife and I got so pissed off at the idiots that we came up with the following skit.

Dr. Feelgood: "Men are from Mars! Women are from Venus!"

Myself: That is utter nonsense, if the truth be told 'Women are from Luna and Men are from Uranus"

My wife would riposte with: You jerk! Women may be Lunatics a few days a month..... but Men are assholes every day!"

Damn

This was one of the funniest things I've ever read

now that was a hoot

got to get your priorities straight. wife fucking around, no problem get pussy from next door. now that hole in the wall now that is a different matter. got to get tools, dry wall, and going to need paint and plaster. will need to spend some time thinking about that hole. thanks for the read

Right On

Pretty good story. I found it hilarious.

"as I released my minions"

Funny. Fucking. Shit. No wonder those humorless closet-cucks drove you out of LW and into Novels, poor blighters have no wedding tackle and no sense of humor.

And no minions!

Funny and Depressing

The matter of fact way he dealt with these pig women was amusing and grim.

Hilarious

Thank you

Delightfuly perverse

Did the feminists jump all over this one?

SO what do we have?

A couple of bat shit crazy women and a man thinking about drywall repair? Funny story but I think the aftermath is going to include a couple of divorces. And I'm still not sure why his wife wasn't slapping the shit out of the two of them while they were going at it right in front of her!

Interesting

thanks for the offering.

Arkansas

Has to be set in Arkansas ... maybe around Alma!

Really enjoyed this one.

Maybe they should have at least a semi-permanent wife swap. But what would they say to the kids? Didn't a couple of NY Yankees pitchers go through this?

Like a Boss

I don't know if this a parody or just a new spin in the LovingWife, but this character was fantastic. He is listening that his wife just cheated, that he held him in somewhat contempt, he was even thinking about not speaking to her accusatory or in anger... and he is not a cuckold.

He really, really doesn't give a fuck.

Is supreme confidence in the mold of a human being.

So what if he had low sex drive? That he is boring? That his wife is cheating? He knows who he is and what he desires and what he desires is to fix that damn wall and infidelity can suck his balls.

You made me laugh. Congratulation and I salute you, you shining diamond.

Congratulations

A great story. You've come up with an IQ test for LE readers, and look at how many flunked.Funny as could be, and very well crafted.

Chilley

That was fucking hilarious, Loved it

A SET UP INSIDE A SET UP

and the goat was Whom. TK U MLJ LV NV