Good story. No qualifiers this time either :) A funny story that I enjoyed reading. Thanks again for writing.
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Anonymous01/23/07
How a Man should be
Great Story. Just proves why a man should be a real man and have no feelings, a man with feelings gets walked all over by women. Women say they want a man with feelings and one who will "talk to them", BS, when they get a man like they describe they just crap on him. See what this guy got by not really caring one way or the other.
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01/23/07
Now this is humor!
This is a story you almost have to feel at a visceral level - hdk has caught at some fundamental truths, key of which ... drum roll ... men and women ARE different.
Man, you are on one serious roll. This is roll on the floor, laugh out loud funny.
And the funniest part is the comment below from the guy who's taking this seriously.
I got an idea, maybe you can get work as a writer for Foxworthy or maybe Larry the Cable Guy. This stuff is at least as good as anything they can come up with.
I busted a gut over this story. As usual, when you write it, it's a winner in my book. Thank You. Ronnie W.
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Anonymous01/23/07
ROTFLMAO
Sounds like the perfect marriage to me. He definitely has his priorities in order. What could be better than a slut wife and a slut neighbor to handle the small (large?) issues while he ponders the more important aspects of life. This guy has it made.
There's more I'd like to say but I'm a little short of breath from laughing so hard.
Cheers
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Anonymous01/23/07
Amusing. Mis-categorized?
Amusing story. Seems like it belongs in the Humor & Satire category.
If you’d tell me a joke I did not find funny I’d be polite, probably chuckle and move on. If you’d ask me what I thought, and you were someone I hardly knew,I‘d say it was ok, and wait to move on. But if that someone was a person I considered somewhat closer I’d honestly confess: sorry pall, it did not work this time. I will not put down any who laughed, but for me, there was too much contempt towards women to allow me to enjoy it even in a joke.
BTW, I have no problem with the right category. I can recognize the genre when I see it, no matter under what section it has been put. Speaking of contempt, I do not enjoy: “your mama is so… “Jokes; or lyrics that talk about ‘bitches’ rather than women (those are not jokes usually). Derisive talk on any creed gender and religion is a bad habit in any genre.
Consider the following mental exercise. Think of a joke you think is very funny. There is one condition though. It has to strongly put down, make fun of a group which could fall under one or the categories: gender; race; ethnicity; nationality; religion; age. If you found one, proceed to choose the most important 3 ways you describe yourself: lets say: White Christian Male, or any combination of three features which best define who you are. Then put that identity in your joke. Most who honestly do the exercise don’t laugh at it any more.
If you could not find a joke don’t worry. Just put your three identity tags into the following spaces: All __ - __ - ___ are dumb loosers, its so much fun to make fun of them. Now let’s hear the exceptionalists who will demonstrate why in their case it’s totally different.
What is KOLGORE running on about? BOTH members of this partnership are almost ethereally funny archetypes. As usual, Hardaysknight establishes his premise and allows the story to flow from there.
IMHO, this is his best work: second place isn't even close.
To claim this is some kind of diatribe against women is a bit odd. Each character in this story is totally obvlivious to the other as a person. That's what makes it so funny to those of us with a sense of humor.
I have an ancient, yellowed cartoon hanging on my refrigerator. An old married couple are in their kitchen. The husband says: "There are nine thousand languages on Earth and we can't communicate in any of them."
The wife says: "What in the world are you talking about?"
this time, loved it, great tongue in cheek humor. i've always heard a half truth is what makes a joke funny. this one is humorous not because it has a half truth to it, but because it makes fun of a half truth in male and female relationships. great job. a fan always.
Great satiric comedy. Thanks, HDK. I particularly liked Sue's monologue about her cheating with the parody of the usual lines seen in cheating wife stories. Wonderful.
I don’t think that the story makes fun of the husband. We are laughing with him (those who do) at the wife, then the neighbor, then both of them. In fact, the whole purpose of the husband is to be a back drop for the purpose of showing how impossible women are (you can’t stick a word in and why bother anyway).
BTW, Wetapap, what was half truth in the story and how it made it funny for you?
I am glad you told us this was story was an attempt at humor. I didnt see it as all that funny. SoMe did which is fine. It was OK ... just not my cup of tea.
didn't say the story had a half truth. i said it made fun of a half truth that most seem to think exists in the mars vs venus, male vs female in most relationships. It came across to me more as humor that was making fun of other humor.
A wild one, from about as far out in left field as we can imagine our friend HDK getting!
But full of the same sense of humor, the same sense of surprise and unexpected juxtapositions as all his stories.
You just have to take it for what it is--this isn't what HDK usually gives us, an at least semi-realistic picture of some actual people. This is HDK in some alternate universe, so let's enjoy visiting it with him!
Not your usual HDK, but I liked the humor of it. I agree with wetapap. I still think you stay with your other types of stories. More entertaining I believe.
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this, then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
Communication is the key to a healthy marrage. Best story since Michelle. Thanx LYG
I loved this, HDK. I'm pretty sure women are, in fact, from Venice. How else can one explain the things they do? LOL Not your usual fare, but who can ignore the fact the hubby took swift corrective action when confronted with a problem? It's just that some men's priorities aren't other men's priorities, right? :)
I was laughing up till the the neighbor came over, I was just lost at that point. It stopped being funny to me and started being a twilight zone script. Some parts I laughed at, but others just made me wonder if you might need a "slight" bit more sleep before your next post (^_^) -Risq
I sure got a good laugh from this tale. The unrealistic confession from the wife that she 'still loves him' and the just as unrealistic activity with the neighbor's wife in the kitchen was a shear delight. Thank goodness it did not have the negativity that JPB includes in many of his tales. Keep up this type of story every once in a while.
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Anonymous01/24/07
What they said (prevous commmenter) said!
SleeplessinMD
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Anonymous01/30/07
LOL
Loads of fun, thanks for the laughs. You have a great imagination and a breezy style.
Some of HDK's tales are beautifully emotional, logically paced with witty one liners galore and a satisfying sense of justice in which the punishment fits the crime. In other tales, HKD's sense of humor and sense of the ridiculous comes to the front, and he tweaks the readers with a wonderful little romp, this story is one of them. Come on, sit back, put your feet up, read this story and laugh your ass off! I certainly did.
Nevermind that the sex scenes were done in what can't even be considered half assed, but also the fact that this has to be the dumbest fucking man on Earth? And he claims he knew his wife well enough to know she was upset, I'm wondering if he was born with a mental defficiency.
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Anonymous04/08/08
Strange
This was just strange.
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Anonymous04/15/09
Pathetic attempt at humour
I don't know why people think you are a good writer. Technically your writing isn't all that good and your sense of humour is worse.
This story was a delightful fiction story. Why some commenters are are upset amazes me. They really take this cheating wives stuff way too seriously. Like everyone that comments, I like to give my comment and opinion on a lot of them too, because that's the only way I get to write something myself. I am sure that goes for them as well...
I have read this several times and love it. I take it as a spoof on a way too seriously taken subject. "SEX"
English
He lives in a neighborhood of
sluts his wife included. If he had brains he would divorce her but he is braindead.
LOL
Good story. No qualifiers this time either :) A funny story that I enjoyed reading. Thanks again for writing.
How a Man should be
Great Story. Just proves why a man should be a real man and have no feelings, a man with feelings gets walked all over by women. Women say they want a man with feelings and one who will "talk to them", BS, when they get a man like they describe they just crap on him. See what this guy got by not really caring one way or the other.
Now this is humor!
This is a story you almost have to feel at a visceral level - hdk has caught at some fundamental truths, key of which ... drum roll ... men and women ARE different.
I can only enviously chuckle.
Regards, Jack
LOL!
Man, you are on one serious roll. This is roll on the floor, laugh out loud funny.
And the funniest part is the comment below from the guy who's taking this seriously.
I got an idea, maybe you can get work as a writer for Foxworthy or maybe Larry the Cable Guy. This stuff is at least as good as anything they can come up with.
Thanks for making my night.
One Great Story After Another
"Your ass is big enough for a hummingbird, ot maybe even an eagle." The best line in the story.
HDK has an imagination that is unequaled.
Hell of a story
HDK
I busted a gut over this story. As usual, when you write it, it's a winner in my book. Thank You. Ronnie W.
ROTFLMAO
Sounds like the perfect marriage to me. He definitely has his priorities in order. What could be better than a slut wife and a slut neighbor to handle the small (large?) issues while he ponders the more important aspects of life. This guy has it made.
There's more I'd like to say but I'm a little short of breath from laughing so hard.
Cheers
Amusing. Mis-categorized?
Amusing story. Seems like it belongs in the Humor & Satire category.
Great bit of fun
Could have been more to it, but it wasn't supposed to be all that serious. Was it???
Actually, it kind of bothered me
If you’d tell me a joke I did not find funny I’d be polite, probably chuckle and move on. If you’d ask me what I thought, and you were someone I hardly knew,I‘d say it was ok, and wait to move on. But if that someone was a person I considered somewhat closer I’d honestly confess: sorry pall, it did not work this time. I will not put down any who laughed, but for me, there was too much contempt towards women to allow me to enjoy it even in a joke.
BTW, I have no problem with the right category. I can recognize the genre when I see it, no matter under what section it has been put. Speaking of contempt, I do not enjoy: “your mama is so… “Jokes; or lyrics that talk about ‘bitches’ rather than women (those are not jokes usually). Derisive talk on any creed gender and religion is a bad habit in any genre.
Consider the following mental exercise. Think of a joke you think is very funny. There is one condition though. It has to strongly put down, make fun of a group which could fall under one or the categories: gender; race; ethnicity; nationality; religion; age. If you found one, proceed to choose the most important 3 ways you describe yourself: lets say: White Christian Male, or any combination of three features which best define who you are. Then put that identity in your joke. Most who honestly do the exercise don’t laugh at it any more.
If you could not find a joke don’t worry. Just put your three identity tags into the following spaces: All __ - __ - ___ are dumb loosers, its so much fun to make fun of them. Now let’s hear the exceptionalists who will demonstrate why in their case it’s totally different.
HDK's Best
What is KOLGORE running on about? BOTH members of this partnership are almost ethereally funny archetypes. As usual, Hardaysknight establishes his premise and allows the story to flow from there.
IMHO, this is his best work: second place isn't even close.
To claim this is some kind of diatribe against women is a bit odd. Each character in this story is totally obvlivious to the other as a person. That's what makes it so funny to those of us with a sense of humor.
I have an ancient, yellowed cartoon hanging on my refrigerator. An old married couple are in their kitchen. The husband says: "There are nine thousand languages on Earth and we can't communicate in any of them."
The wife says: "What in the world are you talking about?"
This story could have been about that marriage.
Jeez
I'm still laughing (hmmm, I may know this guy)
THIS IS BULLSHIT and Kolklore is a fag
Man, Kolklore is such a boring fag. ARe you the humor Nazi or what?
O.K. This AUthor is full of shit and the story was dumb and dumber, but it wasnt sexist. It was just badly written.
I think the best thing for all is for the author and Kolkore to have some gay, fag sex whilst I fuck both June and SUe, how about that?
no woodshed
this time, loved it, great tongue in cheek humor. i've always heard a half truth is what makes a joke funny. this one is humorous not because it has a half truth to it, but because it makes fun of a half truth in male and female relationships. great job. a fan always.
Belly laugh
Great satiric comedy. Thanks, HDK. I particularly liked Sue's monologue about her cheating with the parody of the usual lines seen in cheating wife stories. Wonderful.
No relations to Gore that I know of, thebullet…
I don’t think that the story makes fun of the husband. We are laughing with him (those who do) at the wife, then the neighbor, then both of them. In fact, the whole purpose of the husband is to be a back drop for the purpose of showing how impossible women are (you can’t stick a word in and why bother anyway).
BTW, Wetapap, what was half truth in the story and how it made it funny for you?
HDK gets JPB disease ?
I am glad you told us this was story was an attempt at humor. I didnt see it as all that funny. SoMe did which is fine. It was OK ... just not my cup of tea.
Another well done tale
I got a kick out of the guy acting as if he was almost a piece of furniture during the story.
hey Kolkore, been awhile,
didn't say the story had a half truth. i said it made fun of a half truth that most seem to think exists in the mars vs venus, male vs female in most relationships. It came across to me more as humor that was making fun of other humor.
HDK enters bizarro world!
A wild one, from about as far out in left field as we can imagine our friend HDK getting!
But full of the same sense of humor, the same sense of surprise and unexpected juxtapositions as all his stories.
You just have to take it for what it is--this isn't what HDK usually gives us, an at least semi-realistic picture of some actual people. This is HDK in some alternate universe, so let's enjoy visiting it with him!
Thanks for a lot of amusement--
Best, ohio
Man, Oh Man!
Harry in VA is correct. HDK has entered the world of JPB. Not really a good thing for HDK to do.
Still, it was slightly funny.
Cheers!
Agree...
Not your usual HDK, but I liked the humor of it. I agree with wetapap. I still think you stay with your other types of stories. More entertaining I believe.
Bill certainly
knows how to handle a wife...yessssir.
Well, humurous
but I don't think too realistic.
I guess the opposite of realism IS funny
Communication
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this, then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
Communication is the key to a healthy marrage. Best story since Michelle. Thanx LYG
the husband reminds me of
Al Bundy! LOL
Funny Stuff
I loved this, HDK. I'm pretty sure women are, in fact, from Venice. How else can one explain the things they do? LOL Not your usual fare, but who can ignore the fact the hubby took swift corrective action when confronted with a problem? It's just that some men's priorities aren't other men's priorities, right? :)
Bullshit
Piss-poor.
Well HDK
I was laughing up till the the neighbor came over, I was just lost at that point. It stopped being funny to me and started being a twilight zone script. Some parts I laughed at, but others just made me wonder if you might need a "slight" bit more sleep before your next post (^_^) -Risq
Two Wrongs make a right?
I sure got a good laugh from this tale. The unrealistic confession from the wife that she 'still loves him' and the just as unrealistic activity with the neighbor's wife in the kitchen was a shear delight. Thank goodness it did not have the negativity that JPB includes in many of his tales. Keep up this type of story every once in a while.
What they said (prevous commmenter) said!
SleeplessinMD
LOL
Loads of fun, thanks for the laughs. You have a great imagination and a breezy style.
Terrible!
This story was one of the worse I have read!
Suspend Logic, and Enjoy the Ride
Some of HDK's tales are beautifully emotional, logically paced with witty one liners galore and a satisfying sense of justice in which the punishment fits the crime. In other tales, HKD's sense of humor and sense of the ridiculous comes to the front, and he tweaks the readers with a wonderful little romp, this story is one of them. Come on, sit back, put your feet up, read this story and laugh your ass off! I certainly did.
*giggling*
very cute
I loved it. The high strung wife vs the absent minded husband.
HA! Awesome!
Dude! I wanna live in your world!!! Absolutely hillarious..
WTF???
Nevermind that the sex scenes were done in what can't even be considered half assed, but also the fact that this has to be the dumbest fucking man on Earth? And he claims he knew his wife well enough to know she was upset, I'm wondering if he was born with a mental defficiency.
Strange
This was just strange.
Pathetic attempt at humour
I don't know why people think you are a good writer. Technically your writing isn't all that good and your sense of humour is worse.
Don't like it
All four of them cheated. He is so stuped I think may be he is retarded. I think both cupels should devorce for cheating.
using the phrase 'released my minions' is worth...
4 stars at least
One of the funniest stories I've ever read here!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh today.
johngalt2300@yahoo.com
I guess this was your obligatory humorous story. Now you have to write a truly dark blood and guts horror story. keeping karma is a bitch.
A real loving wives story!
Well, everybody got some......
Time for divorce action for all concerned. R.T.
Funny
This is a funny story. Luved it.
WAT FUCKED UP FREAKS AND THEY HAVE KIDS ME THINKS SOCIAL SERVICES SHOULD TAKE THEM AWAY FROM THESE FREAKS
I agree with Scorpio and others
This story was a delightful fiction story. Why some commenters are are upset amazes me. They really take this cheating wives stuff way too seriously. Like everyone that comments, I like to give my comment and opinion on a lot of them too, because that's the only way I get to write something myself. I am sure that goes for them as well...
I have read this several times and love it. I take it as a spoof on a way too seriously taken subject. "SEX"
1*
A little realism would help. It was so unrealistic, I stopped reading.
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