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ROFLMAO
This has got to be the funniest damn thing I have ever read on Literotica!!!
I really thought for one moment that I
was going to spit coke all over the screen. "I grabbed her waste..." EWWWW is right. Great job Dark, take a standing ovation for that one.
Wow
such a fine literary effert fully deserves to be brought into the public domain! I laughed until i cried... in disbelief that SOMEBODY wrote that! Hehehe (glad it wasn't one of mine!)
Simultaneously Horrible and Outstanding!
Typically excellent work, but I have trouble believing that anyone who could produce the original story could ever have matured sufficiently to recognize how bad it truly was.
Oh. My . God
That was so deliciously awful!
My God! That was funny!
I laughed so hard I frightened the cat (avoiding the temptation to write "pussy") sitting on my lap. It was wonderful!
Thats cruelty to humans
Noone should be made to endure that much laughing. I loved it!
Someone over the age of twelve...
actually wrote that? Unbelieveable. Damn funny though. Crow and Tom Servo would be proud.
As usual..
your wit is positively rapier. Although I must admit, you didn't have to reach far for this one. LOL!
Err...
What color was the 10 inch preak? Wite or black? How about those nims? Wite or brack? oh wait, one was blonde and the other black, my bad. but should has being green cos it is erthe day. LMAO!
Now that was something completely different
Oh, yeah, and funny as hell, too.
Thanks for the laugh
I really needed it. I think the aerobics line was the best. It all sure made me glad I didn't write that.
that was grate!!!
Thank you, Dark, for another LST3K edition. Laughed my ass off.
I laughed so hard
I almost started coughing and choking - but this was HYSTERICAL! Loved it! Please, if you find more awful trash that needs recycling, we'd love to read it! ROFL :D Crinkle
If it wasn't so funny it would be a sad....
...commentary on our education system. Egads, did this man (?) really think he could write? Thanks so much for the laughter.
OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
You KNOW how much I LOVE these! I wish there were 100 more! The Forrest line had me at "box of chocolates"... ROFLMAO! "Cosmos gone too far!" Oh I'm going to be quoting lines in my head for days... MWAH! You are the BEST!
Selena
You tokin 2 mi?
Pls return immediately my floppy disc!
hilarious!
excellent work! funny as hell! well, come to think of it, hell's probably not that funny.. well, you know what I mean.
Crying with laughter
Your editorial comments throughout were all funny, but for some reason, the following put me in a fit of the giggles for a long time:
"I grabbed her waste
Dark: Ewww, wait a minute here! I didn't sign up for this! That is disgusting you... Oh, wait, that's just his dysfunctional brain spelling things wrong again. Whew!
and fucked her pussy hard. She cummed again and told me how good my big dick felt in her tight wet pussy. I watched her big firm boobs shake becase of how hard I was fucking her.
Dark: Okay, this is getting out of hand. If 44Ds are firm, then even the Nymphs are getting implants now! Cosmo has gone too far!!
She cummed again and screamed wile I pounded her pussy. She told me to sew my seed in her woom.!
Dark: "Uhm, I'm not so good a sewing. How about macrame instead? Check out this cool lanyard I made!"!
OMG - Even with correct spelling, it sounds rather medeival to shout out "sow your seed in my womb!" Maybe if the damsel would add, "brave knight!" that that phrase, it would work better.
laughing is all I did
"Dark: Run, little sentence! Run free! Run on, and on, and on, and on..."
oh....that just had me rolling with laughter. I actually had to walk away for a bit so I could continue.
The spelling made me wince, the grammer made me want to cry, but the commentary made it so much fun to read. Thank you Dark
HA
Woom.
'Nuff said.
Laughed till I cried
Been reading these in order and this one is the best yet!
Erthe? LOL!
Dear beloved Darkni.
I'm fairly sure that I've injured something perminantly, and might or might not be invited back to my bedroom, and when I read "Bub, you started lying way before now" I had a small accident. Thank you.
At least he's consistent...
Lots O' swangin' dicks for those poor nimphs to herd on planet Erthe...
I fear I may have giggled far more than was necessary or prudent. ;-)
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