Help with Dating

funny!

you had me laughing out loud on this one!

Love it DG!

I'll try using some of these facts. Sure can't hurt. LOL
Good luck in the contest

Dating? What dating? Did I miss it?

The "how to" for "Help with Dating" went straight to kissing in only 4 paragraphs! From there, it just went right around the bases. Don't you have to get through the DATE first, before you get to the rest?

Crying & ROTFL

Oh HONEY! U R soooooo cute. I just cant believe u made all those mistakes and then put them to good use in a how *not to* for your fellow-man. Such generosity! I hope u get lots of sex cos boy did u put in a lotta research! Um, did u ever write anything about How To go down on a woman, I sure would luv to see u write that...laughing already. X SBG

Sound advice!!!!

Another great one DG, with lots of really 'down to earth' advice but not on dating! You should have titled it "Help With Mating". Seriously, only 'Old Farts' can write truly erudite advice based on vast experience in the art of loving? Let's hope that the old adage "those who can – do, while those who can't – teach" does not apply here! Pete.

A revitalization by DG

This is funny DG as I remember some of these from you last year. Thanks for keeping us laughingPT

the truth is out

yea, 100% truth. great!!!! thanks

This did bring a smile to my face.

But since I've been with the same woman for most of forty years I think I have the routine - at least with her - down pat.

I promise if I ever get kicked out of the house I'll come back and read this again.

(Damn, what's this talk about dentures- no one is that old! Are they? By the way, I got married when I was nine years old, so I'm only 49 ... and FAR from needing dentures!)

Regards, Jack

Oh no!

You made this up, right? I hope? You poor thing! :) I laughed, I cried. Too funny!

Very cute

But I don't think there's much about dating here, it's all about sex after the date.

it is all true

especially about the braces, ouch!

Good luck in the contest,

Maharat

funny, yet serious....

entertaining, too. Good luck!

Veddy in-te-res-ting

And here I've always thought the trick was to get a fifth in the girl and the girl in the back seat. Live and learn.

Funny, but

like one of the Anons said, it isn't really about dating. You pretty much skipped over that part, how to get the woman interested in the first place. The women who were actually available, and even a little bit desireable, had dozens of men to choose from, most of them richer and better looking than I was when I might have been able to use these suggestions.

From personal experience, I know that having my cock sucked by a woman without teeth is much better tnan one wearing dentures. Her lips are what form the seal anyhow.

I guess you wrote this for a contest in humor, at least I certainly hope so
cause man it totally turned me right off of getting it on with a man!

And no, if she has her period & thinks she has no diseases & you don't like wearing condoms NO you don't put it in her! This is the stupidest thing to do, after all the high percentage of people who don't know they have any disease (including yourself) but do and WTF it's her body, he's not sticking it anywhere unprotected without her sober consent.

And just so you know, a woman sleeping cannot give Legal consent. So consider that and the laws of sexual assault.

haha

realy think this is funny couze all you need to do is tell a girl you like her girls like to be liked and the rest will allmost take care of itself you just need the balls

you whant to fuck a gorgeus woman point out a sutble that she has a flaw(s) witch will make her seek your aproval. yes stopid but does work

actualy all you need is some self confedence thats it