All Comments on 'Rachel's Diving In'

That was very sureal! The underwater bits made me laugh, and cum. Yes, continue on your literary adventures, swingchick, you have my blessings!

Worst simile ever.

I couldn't even make it all the way through this story, short as it was. The purple prose was just too painful.

Learn some restraint (and I don't mean BDSM).

Silly and without any merit. Dont quit your day job.

"her juices had formed a clear blister (with a similar consistency to angel delight)"

The perfect accompaniment to fiery biscuits of joy.

Dear swingchick69r:

You are an embarrassment to pornographers everywhere.

of stinkweed. Stick to poetry. Also, most diving boards haven't been wood in about thirty years. I used to dive when I was in high school. You might try putting this in the humor category, it might be accepted better.

wow...wtf was that

dear swingchick, do not listen to these foul mouthed buffoons. you clearly have a good grasp of the english language, and your descriptive prose is almost tolkien esque. i think this is the first time i've ever had an orgasm wilst crying with laughter (it touched more spots than one apparently!). but yeah, keep at it. i look forward to reading some more.

hermione x

WHAT was this all about........I have NEVER, NEVER read such crap before.

That was... incredible. A masterpiece of modern literature if I ever did see. I felt like I was actually one with the story.. standing on the diving board myself.

Don't ever write another erotic story, you have no f'in idea what your doing. This was a total piece of crap.

Did U change your mind about writing this as you were telling this vignette? Your prose is wonderful, but in my own experience women last LONGER than guys, for Pete's sake! What the heck? I was getting into the whole experience when it was abruptly over! I've read shorter lists of ingredients on a cereal box.'fiery biscuits of Joy' is unparalleled, though! Mmm, biscuits. LOL Even Anais Nin never used such descriptive similes in her works. I approve of your lovely prose: If only there were more of it. A real fan here. More, Please!

That was soo great, I'd let you molest me as a reward.

what the fuck is this about besides nothing? this isnt an artistic move, this is awful. you are the worst writer on the planet. please get your shit together.

story ever written when 63 other people have said the same thing about other stories today alone.

Might it be the worst story since 4:33 pm or maybe some other remark might be more appropriate. Maybe anymouse wants to say they have no sense of reality or humor and can not understand what others have written.

Please, before you pronounce a story the worst ever written, check with Hairyvagina (in va) to get his approval. He/she/it seems to be the expert on these matters.

What a load of old $#!+!

I was wet and horny when i started reading and I literally almost fell asleepp by the end